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name_NULL111653 , in Sophisticated commentary 🎩

Ok zoomer.

Psythik ,

Yeah seriously; I don’t get why they’re excited. We already have thousands of music streaming providers and record pools.

ShadedCosmos OP ,
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Nobody in this screenshot is excited, all of these responses are neutral lol

That’s what cracks me up about it

CosmicApe , in Smell their fear
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Live action Street Sharks?

Early_To_Risa OP ,

Yes please!

dragonflyteaparty , in No long hair!

They’re just full of hypocrisy.

Diprount_Tomato , in I feel superior
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I haven’t either, but because I’m banned

EherVielleicht OP ,

Good job!

3laws ,
Samsy ,

Banned not bannerd.

Disgusted_Tadpole ,
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Congratulations on your promotion

thechadwick , in Uno reverse 🔁

I’m so tired of these woke CEOs and their snowflake whining over misgendering their companies. There’s the name that a company is assigned at birth, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to change the way I’ve always called them (for my whole life and ALL of god-fearing Christian history) because some liberal snowflake CEO one-day wakes up and simply declares, “twitter is now X” ffs.

The facts of the birth incorporation certificate, DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS little pissant mUsK… GET OVER IT!

/s since satire is dead.

HawlSera ,

Mr. Pibb, Dr. Robotnik, Sierra Mist, I’m not using your woke “Pibb Extra, Dr. Eggman, Starry” nonsense!

Nepenthe ,
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Oh, that's what that was about? I honestly just assumed Starry was some crap knock-off that the restaurant just happened to have that day. Not really sure what the motive would be or why they'd expect the reaction to rebranding a nearly 20yr old product would be any other assumption. I'm going to disagree with them. They should be glad I'm not calling them Sprite.

HawlSera ,

Yeah… I thought the same, that it was some knock-off company’s bootleg Sprite, wasn’t a very good idea, especially since the product packaging looks like Sprite’s

Yendor ,

“The Chaser” is a satire site. You’re getting really angry over something that never happened.

lennybird ,
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Ugh, it hurts that there are losers out there who say this shit unironically.

potpotato , in The media won't talk about this!!!!!

Tripping off the beat kinda

dripping off the meat grinder

Custoslibera , in Reddit is a shithole

I think about this post often and whenever anyone disagrees with me online I like to assume they are a piss drinker too.

Samsy ,

I disagree.

PS. Follow me for best piss tastings in town.

triclops6 , in We've got a shitty situation

I remember Robin Williams saying this a long time ago, he was ahead of his time

demlet , in No long hair!

Boyception.

just_squanch_it , in Children identify with Spongebob, adults identify with Squidward.

I was this guy by the time I turned 18. Fast food will do that too you.

SkyeStarfall ,

I swear looking at the job fast food workers do it always seems miserable and hard as hell. And every time I think “I could never do this and this should pay more than I am”.

just_squanch_it ,

The first couple of years definitely had some fun times, but as it got more serious, I did get more annoyed with those dumbass high-school kids… Even the, there were occasionally so. E fun times, though I was too serious-of-a-kid realize… .

Snowpix ,
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“I’m 19 years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life”

EditsHisComments , (edited ) in We are all made of carbon

Edit: Since people seem to think I’m saying abating climate change causes fewer children, I’m not. Communication is not my strongpoint - but I have a B.B.A in Econ with an emphasis in Sustainable Supply Chains, and a Master’s in Quantitative Finance, so let me rephrase this. Countries that implement more policies to fight climate change are typically populated by people who care and are educated about climate change, who are also less likely to have more children due to the current path humanity is on.

Something vaguely related to this topic is the fact that countries with more laws designed to abate climate changing effects are also experiencing a slowdown in the rate with which they have children. Whereas many countries with relatively high birthrates generally do not have very strict climate standards. Overall levels of general education also play into this.

Tldr; Generally, the more people know about climate change, the less likely they are to have children.

bernieecclestoned ,

Correlation not causation etc

EditsHisComments ,

Right. There are many factors at play that lead to these outcomes, and there are always outliers

VikingHippie ,

Yeah and selling ice cream leads to shark attacks 🙄

Countries with a well-educated population care more about the future of the planet and well-educated people have fewer kids. There’s no “climate childlessness” like you seem to be implying.

EditsHisComments , (edited )

I didn’t say they are experiencing these slowdowns because of abatement policies, like you said with shark attacks and ice cream. Read my edit. I think I’m being misunderstood, and I don’t think I clearly communicated what I was trying to. Your second paragraph literally summarized what I was trying to convey, which I thought I did in the tldr, but I’m better at numbers and graphs than I am with words lol.

CyberCatBytes , in Aliens should take over to help us or something
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Me poor welfare depressed no find job (Disable) home planet burn no no

moosetwin , in Even an AR-15 can't damage this chopping board.
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something something negligent discharge

AlexWIWA ,

She pump on my shotty til I negligently discharge.

Greev , in Even an AR-15 can't damage this chopping board.

That’s not a cutting board, it’s an armor plate lmao.

nothing ,

Yeah not with that attitude, buddy!

funnystuff97 ,

I mean, it’s not not a cutting board.

AlexWIWA ,

Ceramic cutting board

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