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disguy_ovahea , in Front and Backflipping

Thus, challenging someone became known as “fronting.”

deegeese , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

I don’t know who we’re making fun of so I’m making fun of you.

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
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Is that why this post had 40 down votes?

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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No this post had 40 downvotes because it’s not funny. It’s just sensory overload in meme format.

loaExMachina ,

It seems pretty clear to me that this is a parody of conservative memes. I suppose many of the downvotes are from people who take it literally or who aren’t sure.

I don’t know why, but it seems many in this community default to downvoting what they don’t understand instead of ignoring. This isn’t even just for political memes, same thing happened when I posted a bad apple joke.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in pillow :33

If you poke a little hole in it you can suck up the vapors with a straw and get high as giraffe pussy.

pelletbucket ,

surely there are parts of the giraffe that are higher than that.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Maybe, but do they matter?

Ragdoll_X ,
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Oh SatansMaggotyCumFart, your comments never disappoint.

yu_cosmic ,

You can get high, but only once

wreckedcarzz ,
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Worth

Sam_Bass ,

High and wide

Sam_Bass , in pillow :33

Yeah i think mine is starting to self fluff in this phone

DickFiasco , in So THIS is the correct way!

Turbos don’t work if the toilet paper is installed wrong.

rotkehle , in [1:05] Gen Z/A Slang (you will be dumber)

ok zoomer.

ThrowawaySobriquet , in [1:05] Gen Z/A Slang (you will be dumber)

Some of y’all out here thinking you looked cool in JNCOs, suckin’ on a pacifier attached to your Tamagotchi

Octopus1348 , in pillow :33
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Why do I kinda wanna eat it?

NABDad ,

Spicy!

Hellstormy ,
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Hot pocket!

eager_eagle , in People are just now finding out that there are 27 letters to the alphabet
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1840s kids will remember

callouscomic ,

Probably only 1840s rich white kids.

Viking_Hippie , in [1:05] Gen Z/A Slang (you will be dumber)

Ok, boomer.

clb92 , in It was me, oopsie!

Knowing is half the battle

pelletbucket , in When a grandma discover photoshop.

that looks like a JCPenney job

pelletbucket ,

which sounds like a sex act.

dharmacurious ,

JCPenney jobs are a sex act. It’s when you get sounded with coins. Don’t kink shame.

pelletbucket ,

do you stick them in edge first or face first?

dharmacurious ,

You use pliers and roll them into a tight, but jagged, tube.

pelletbucket ,

oh. I thought we were doing something impressive

dharmacurious ,

The impressive part is being able to unroll them and make change at the flea market later

Matriks404 , in It was me, oopsie!

Everybody makes mistakes. As long as you learn on them, it’s fine. Otherwise it’s not.

tobogganablaze , in People are just now finding out that there are 27 letters to the alphabet

Wait until you hear about other languages.

Zozano , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse
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Time to trade in my SquattyPotty for a TrottyPotty.

But seriously, get yourself a toilet stool, it’s a life changing purchase.

boatsnhos931 ,

I wasn’t as impressed as I thought I would be with it

Zozano ,
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How long have you been using it, and have you occasionally used toilets without a step since starting?

I’ve been using mine for about four years now, and I think it’s insane that most people don’t even know about the benefits of squatting posture.

Ilovemyirishtemper ,

Can confirm. I didn’t notice how much it helped until pooping while traveling without it. Now I take my folding stool with me.

qwertilliopasd ,
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folding stool

I thought that only happened to cats

roguetrick ,

If you’ve got lots of fiber in your diet, it won’t really matter to ya. Kapow! Out it comes.

altima_neo ,
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One large lump sum

snake ,

Exactly, I thought this was only missing stirrups!

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