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synae , in “It’s sick”
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Bitchin

lugal , in Nihilist would give him one star

“The hotel was perfect but the weather was bad.” 3/5

motor_spirit ,

that’s the essence of many reviews unfortunately ha

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Sometimes for gits and shiggles, I’ll check the one star reviews for things I know are going to trip inexperienced people up.

Like… It’s basically the “substituted flour with powdered eggplant and milk with tobacco sauce, 1/10 tasted horrible but I followed the recipe exactly” meme

Especially anything with DIY properties. “doesn’t work, connected to the battery and it immediately blew up” when it’s clear from the picture they hooked a 48v battery into a 12v speed controller. Or cut some wires they weren’t supposed to. Or reversed polarity of an important component. Or…

And rather than admit they fucked it up, they give bad reviews.

I particularly like when the listing is clearly for something that requires assembly, and bad reviews complain it came “in pieces”. READ, YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS

And if you see a bunch of bad grammar, and inconsistent specs in a listing… Maybe don’t put too much faith in the $5 item that would cost $100 if you bought it from a licensed and certified source with quality assurance…

hungryphrog ,

What meme? I can’t find anything because it just keeps showing me eggplant recipes.

Kusimulkku ,

The meme is people replacing ingredients with others and complaining when it doesn’t work

www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

brbposting ,

Why do they use [FedEx/UPS/USPS]?! [FedEx/UPS/USPS] can never find my house! [FedEx/UPS/USPS] is the WORST shipping service of all of them! Product is amazing though.

-three separate one-star reviews

lugal ,

POV: 3 separate 1-star reviews are as good as one 3-star review

dudinax ,

It’s probably great, but UPS lost it. 1/5. Would be 0/5 if I could give 0.

saltesc ,

Just arrived today and looks great but haven’t had a chance to try it yet. 5/5

kn33 , in Trump Airpods

Is this loss?

marito , in Ok I won't not

What about diamond hands 💎🙌🦍📈

Tehdastehdas , in I'm just gonna stick to slotted, thanks
@Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world avatar

The EU should fine companies for introducing new standards that break old standards. Or any shit standards like Toslink: lemmy.world/comment/10671314 . Standardization organizations shouldn’t be sleeping through all this shit.

EddoWagt ,

I never realised how stupid it is that toslink can only plug in 1 way

amenji ,

I don’t use screw drivers enough to know what these are for. But from a programmer’s standpoint, punishing people to deviate away from standard may cause more harm than good, no?

Suppose it’s easier/cheaper/more effective to deviate a bit from standard, why should I be punished to do things a bit differently?

whoreticulture ,

Think about all the micro USB, lightning cables, USB cables etc. In programming it’s different, but for this stuff it’s a waste of money and actual resources.

monotremata ,

One issue is that it can be leveraged to maintain a monopoly. Microsoft famously made a bunch of small modifications to the HTML standard, so that web sites that wanted to work with MS Internet Explorer had to write custom versions to be compatible. But because so many people just used IE because it was bundled with Windows, those “extensions” started to become their own standard, so that then other browsers had to adopt MS’s idiosyncrasies in order to be compatible with the sites, which in turn harmed standardization itself. They even had a term for this technique: “Embrace, Extend, Extinguish.” It nearly worked for them until Google pushed them out with Chrome. Microsoft tried to do the same thing again with Java until the government got involved.

It’s complicated, certainly, but there are legitimate cases where “just a little tweak” can be quite a big problem for a standard.

amenji ,

Thanks for the explanation.

Kowowow , in What does it mean??

Alex jones has a thing where he believes god tells him what time it is going to be before he sees the clock(waking him up in the middle of the night and telling him to check the microwave or whatever) and that proves he gets visions from god

beefbot ,

Yknow my brain sometimes alerts me to a coming alarm the minute before it goes off too but I don’t get some hardon for God about it. What a fuckface. (Also the Sandy hook thing… Same guy right?)

Kowowow ,

yup same guy and also more of an absolute mess than many people realize www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsqZZiWDHAQ

Kowowow , in Hes alive so this meme is OK right?

And all the pellets hit abe and no bystanders

sushibowl ,

Abe was shot from just a few meters away though. Hard to miss at that distance (well, one would think. The assassin missed his first shot).

Kowowow ,

still he didn’t make a cheap piece of junk

zipzoopaboop , in Hes alive so this meme is OK right?

There needs to be a period or lime break between “in a cave” and “with a box of scrap”

BarbecueCowboy ,

I know it was a typo, but a lime break does sound great. Maybe a gin rickey?

zipzoopaboop ,

I like the way you think

BachenBenno , (edited ) in BREAKING:

I truly don’t understand. No matter how funny or unfunny, true or untrue, pro- or anti-Biden a post is - if it contains his name or face it gets downvoted like crazy.

Edit: I just scrolled further and found a counter example. My god…

pigup ,

Probably bots bro. Me and all my friends will vote dem. We will not be swayed by some dumb bots

Ledivin , in I'm just gonna stick to slotted, thanks

Why is tamper-resistant torx plus the only one that’s 5-pronged?

Cort ,

Apple?

sus ,

because the goal of tamper resistance is to make it harder to unscrew without apple’s approval

TheRealKuni ,

To make it even less likely that someone will be able to get it unscrewed without having the right set.

They’re not perfect, obviously, but they do harden a target more than regular Torx.

I use tamper resistant screws to keep an AirTag on my eBike to discourage its removal. Obviously a determined thief could remove it, but lots of stolen bikes get abandoned anyway. My hope is that if it gets stolen it gets abandoned and I can find it then.

Ledivin ,

Okay, then a slightly different question: why aren’t tamper-resistant torx (non-plus) 5-prong?

rarWars , in You can see the motion too

I am cursed with this relevant and more accurate image, so now you are as well 😔

Diagram depicting various leg types as human legs.

KumaLumaJuma ,

Human, dog, horse, and flamingo comparison for those who are not aware.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

I wonder if it feels like it looks. Does that feel like a really long foot?? 🦶

fogstormberry ,

what does it even mean to feel like a foot?

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

Imagine if your feet were much longer and you walked on your toes, like that

Agent641 ,

About 12" 😉

Ask your mum

wreckedcarzz , in And they don't fold well either
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Replace “inventor” with “Hilton” and you have a home run

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The Hilton of pillows

JayDee , in Just look at the homophobia in his eyes

Cat so homophobic it’s not even comfortable with homochromia.

TwoBeeSan , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Throw your cum at her.

Top tier shitpost

HonkTonkWoman ,

Go big & pull the full Miggs… snarl suggestively about being able to smell her genitalia before chucking the goo.

theyllneverfindmehere , in Keep honking!

Chevron seven, locked.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Stargate: S Goose-1

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Waterfowl, kri!

lengau ,

SHAL HONK NEMRON!

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Chevron seven, honk

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