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AlexWIWA , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5’5" and 5’10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.

Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.

ArcaneSlime ,

Agreed, I hate a burger that was made with the assumption that I’m a fucking python.

HessiaNerd ,

A good burger should be juicy. I have no problem washing my hands after eating one.

AlexWIWA ,

Nah, you should be able to eat it at the job site

downpunxx , in Cloudstrike's stock price waiting for the markets to open

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Ilovethebomb ,

I expected worse actually.

RedEyeFlightControl , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.
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The software license on your hip has expired. Your hip will now be remotely locked until your account has been updated.

Thank you for being a Hip-O-Matic Customer

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

The Horst Wessel song

Evil_Shrubbery , in Horse

Technology is finally allowing us to get serious in longest hardest poop competitions.

Those are professional athletes no doubt.

ummthatguy , in Horse
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dumbass ,
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Greatest love story ever told!

JeeBaiChow , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

Discount door breach, or post hammer.

Ilovethebomb ,

Door breachers aren’t hollow.

Atomic ,

Discounted door breachers are.

Assman ,
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When you buy riot gear at harbor frieght

JeeBaiChow ,

They are, if you’re trying to cut costs. Hence my use of the word ‘discount’.

Obligatory ‘whoosh’

boatsnhos931 ,

GOT EM

Ilovethebomb ,

You’d typically fill it with something heavy, if that’s the use case.

soupguy , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Hinder’s Lips of an Angel. Just end me.

bleistift2 , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

I’m glad they pointed out what the foreign object was.

PopcornPrincess , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.

This would also be helpful if you were an alien trying to blend in with humans…

aBundleOfFerrets , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

homelander

wafflez , in Breaking News

What did the fox say?

crusty ,

^W^

nifty OP ,
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Do you want to link to the video or should I?

Sanctus , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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My fucking back tensed just looking at this shit. Never helping plant signs again. Though it was cool the signs were made to use one of those instead of just stabbing it in the ground like those weak ass wire frame ones.

SchmidtGenetics ,

Plant… a sign…?

I think I’m going to advertise my next fence project as all natural “planted” fencing.

bolexforsoup ,

Have you never heard “plant your feet”?

SchmidtGenetics , (edited )

Yeah, doesn’t involve burying or getting into the actual ground itself from anything I’ve seen about it.

Using that phrase, to “plant” a sign would be to lay it on top of the ground. So it wouldn’t be wrong for a large weighted sign I guess, but the pictures about pouring something into the ground.

bolexforsoup ,

Planting means to root firmly

SchmidtGenetics ,

You said plant your feet, that has a specific definition, which is different than the one you’re using now for planting.

Language is tough. But yeah, no planting a sign is not a correct term for what you would do. Like at all, no matter how you try to stretch definitions.

Revan343 ,

Language is tough

For some people, apparently

SchmidtGenetics ,

Yep plant has multiple definitions, and neither is for placing signs in the ground, and it also is different in the specific phrase “plant your feet”. Neither refer to rooting.

The nuances are tough, but they are there.

Maybe provide the specific definition that you’re confusing the right one with and we could clear this up.

Revan343 ,

You are the only one here who appears confused; everyone else understood exactly what was meant by ‘planting a sign’

SchmidtGenetics , (edited )

I’m not confused, I know what they meant, hence my original joke at a statement that while makes sense, doesn’t work using any real definitions.

Yeah using random words in place of the proper ones can make a logical statement, but that doesn’t disclude it from not being a proper phrase language wise.

Again, hence my joke using the term in another incorrect usage…. The fact that you need this explained is quite frankly hilarious if you’re coming here to call me out or something lmfao.

Machinist ,
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Planting fence posts is totally a thing, planting a sign would be correct usage. Southern US vernacular.

You start trying to tell me ain’t and y’all ain’t words, we’re gonna have a problem.

SchmidtGenetics ,

I’ve been honestly waiting for someone to point out “planting a flag”, highly disappointed.

Revan343 ,

You start trying to tell me ain’t and y’all ain’t words, y’all are gonna have a problem.

Ftfy

Track_Shovel ,

Yeah, if you add some organic matter you have a might billboard in a few years

bahbah23 ,

Loosen your grip right before it hits, not enough that you lose control but enough that you’re not going to take much of the impact. It might take an extra hit or two, but it also might mean that you can push it down a little bit harder as well knowing that you don’t have to absorb the impact

Edit: or don’t, I don’t care

constantokra ,

Shove a hunk of 2x4 down to the bottom too. Changes an irritating noise to a satisfying thunk.

jimmydoreisalefty , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?
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No song, to my knowledge, would cause me to harm myself.

My actions would have caused this to happen so much so that Baba Yaga [1] himself had to enact justice with a pencil [2].


Source:

  1. screenrant.com/john-wick-baba-yaga-real-meaning-b…
  2. [Explicit] John Wick Chapter 2 (2017) - Pencil Kill Scene [00:44 | AUG 29 2017 | Menetro] www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlb8bSQzSxg
moistclump , in Stages of grief

Fun fact, the 5 stages was developed as a general pattern for people with terminal illnesses coming to terms with their own death, not for people grieving the death of those close to them.

jettrscga ,

That’s true, but it became clear that others would experience similar emotions.

Also according to the Wikipedia, the author regretted writing them in a way that suggested they’re a linear progression of steps. I’ve only actually heard the steps used as a sitcom plot point (Monk, Scrubs).

ImplyingImplications ,

Also, grief doesn’t happen in stages. Someone can have accepted something one day and are then upset over it the next. They haven’t gone backwards, that’s just how grief works.

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