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Atin , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Blinding lights

lugal , in i believe he made himself very clear

When you don’t have the guts

Jackcooper , in love eating bread ties and bread tags

I have never heard of this

blahsay , in love eating bread ties and bread tags

I swear this is the strangest racism I’ve seen in a while

downpunxx , in What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been

Over a Million Americans lost their lives due to an inept Federal Viral Pandemic response during Trump's last administration. If that's not being burdened, and warned pretty plainly, by what has been, I don't know anything that would qualify.

The choice is life and death. These things are not the same.

Hegar , in Loading like a 90's dell computer
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This is called parsing - your brain processing the speech sounds into meaning. That feeling of suddenly realizing what was said is your brain needing a little extra time to parse.

This can happen for lots of reasons. One time my sister in law was so grumpy that my brain struggled to parse what she was saying because the tone and words were so mismatched.

peopleproblems ,

Heh. Like a 90s dell computer analysing a string for certain characters.

zea_64 ,

Still beats C++ parsing speed.

jaybone ,

Was your sister in law stuck in a dryer?

jaybone , in Loading like a 90's dell computer

What?

jubilationtcornpone , in Checkmate, Atheists

God: “Joe, President of the United States. I’m giving you a task to make you an example in these dark times.”

Biden: “Good idea, O Lord!”

God: “Of course it’s a good idea!!”

weirdbeardgame ,

God: “What are you doing?”

Biden: “Averting my eyes lord”

God:“Well stop that!”

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein , in dumbass

Relatedly, the new Beavis & Butthead episodes coming out are actually pretty good.

AFC1886VCC ,

One of the few shows where the reboot is just as good as the originals. Arguably even better.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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It helps when the reboot is made by most of the people that made the original.

SSJMarx ,

You would think that would make it a sure fire thing, but I feel like most reboots with the original crew still fall flat.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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That’s because most just bring back most of the original cast and maybe a director. They usually don’t have the same writers.

HootinNHollerin ,

I find the new ones even better

db2 , in love eating bread ties and bread tags

🫱shit post🫲

lseif , in love eating bread ties and bread tags

Ha, a Ha, ha A ah Ha Ha-ha! :)

PP_BOY_ ,
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Feel good

Lost_My_Mind ,

…joker?

downpunxx ,

,,,,,,,,,, smoker

lseif ,

-------- midnight toker ?

darcy OP ,
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TERRIBLE ADDITION TO THIS POST.

Lost_My_Mind , in Mario for president

I don’t know WHAT you’re talking about! Yes, the democratic party and the republican party both yell and scream…but there is a lot of screaming with Mario Party too!

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOST MY STAR TO MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY KONG???!!! I WAS JUST SITTING HERE, AND PEACH LANDS ON CHANCE TIME, AND NOW I’M OUT A STAR??? THATS BULLSHIT!!!”

And then you stab your friend in the knee with a fork.

Mario Party gets violent when you drink. Best to stick to Mario Kart. Nobody ever got hurt drinking and driving.

BudgetBandit ,

Dude of mine and I are some hard video game masochists and love hard games. We play Mario party superstars as 5 people, him and I sharing a pair of joy cons. And we get slightly drunj before we start, like a Maß for the both of us, the we proceed to drink while playing.

This made us realize: most of the games are playable with either the left or the right hand

We spend 90% of those games where we both have control over the character just laughing

boredtortoise ,

Tax the rich with blue shells

Zachariah , in love eating bread ties and bread tags
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not “Windows III”

It’s Windows 3.11

Drusas , in love eating bread ties and bread tags

I have never seen anybody do that. All white people know that bread ties are cat toys.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Maybe the cats are the ones putting them on the window sill?

SolarMonkey ,

Those and milk bottle rings.

qevlarr , in Most important map
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Everyone here saying their ice cream sucks and they never buy it, I don’t think you realize Magnum and Cornetto are this brand. Those are the world’s best selling ice cream brands

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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I personally have to like it, since I live in the country where the company was once a part of Mjölkcentralen (RIP). Long before it was owned by Unilever.

It’s 50% of the market here.

Blackmist ,

I mean sure, it’s not the greatest ice cream on Earth, but it’s not meant to be. It’s the cheapest ice cream I’m prepared to eat. If it’s cheaper than Walls, it’s probably not even legally allowed to be called ice cream.

mudmaniac ,

Much better than Nestle. Cornetto chocolate cone taste like Chocolate. Nestle chocolate taste like ice with a little milk colored brown.

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