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Assman , in I'm so sorry
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s enough time on planet earth for me

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Meant to be eaten with Fudgie the Whale

Fudgie the Whale is going to be double fudged after I fart on it.

PapaStevesy ,

“Cake farts are my favorite” - iykyk

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,
makuus , in Not a bad guess...

It’s one of those movies that I put on for giggles one boring evening many moons ago, and spent the whole time going “what the fuck?”

AsudoxDev , in Not a bad guess...
@AsudoxDev@programming.dev avatar

He is accompanied by a well-read, misanthropic, telepathic dog named Blood, who helps him find women to rape, in exchange for which Vic finds food for the dog.

what a great movie.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You seem to think the movie is about moral characters. It’s about people scraping by after World War IV. Yes, IV. Vic and Blood have a mutual survival pact.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I don’t think “women to rape” is precisely covered by the pyramid of needs, so maybe call it mutual interests?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not going to explain the entire plot of the movie to you, so go ahead and think what you’d like about it.

I think you’ll have some uphill work to do if you want to paint Harlan Ellison as being in favor of rape.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

🥺

Please?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You can read the Wikipedia page since you’re interested. It has a detailed plot summary:

en.wikipedia.org/…/A_Boy_and_His_Dog_(1975_film)

It’s not a movie about heroes or good people or morality or kindness or love or compassion.

Forester ,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

It’s a story about food and friendship. Probably one of the most disturbing endings I’ve ever seen.

Kusimulkku ,

It’s honestly pretty good from what I remember

MewtwoLikesMemes , in I did my best
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

What’s with all the “U&Dave” template joke meme images lately…? -_-

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Just me and my alts.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Just seems kind of low-effort, even being in a shitpost community. Especially what with you semi-spamming them every few days.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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I’ve posted 2 twice, you might be chronically online mate 😭

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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2 twice is 4 times, bro. And they all have the same exact template. It counts as semi-spam if you ask me. Which you didn’t. But still.

And, yes, I am. It’s the only way I can tolerate working with the public for my job.

Mr_Blott ,

Man there is shitposting like a pro and providing great content. Just look at his profile

Meanwhile you’re bitching about him because of your job?

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Not really great content though. It’s just a bunch of mid jokes on the same damn template every time. Might as well be a meme assembly line at this point.

It’s shitposting even compared to shitposts.

In any case, I wasn’t even bitching about it. I was expressing a mild annoyance.

EnderMB ,

It was the Edinburgh Fringe Festival recently, which is a huge comedy and arts festival that occurs yearly. If you’re a stand-up fan it’s basically your main event on your calendar. Dave is a TV channel here in the UK that plays a lot of comedy.

One of the coveted awards is Joke of the Fringe, where comedians are judged on their best one-liner. As you can imagine, while it predates social media by many years it’s basically a content gold mine - either from the top list or from those that heard hundreds of new, solid jokes.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

I appreciate you explaining this to me.

eager_eagle , in A horse walks into a trial
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

Well, not far off

Pete adopted the stage name “Megan Thee Stallion” after she was called a “stallion” during her adolescence due to her height (5 ft 10 in (178 cm))[7] and “thicc” body frame;[10] voluptuous, statuesque women in the southern United States are sometimes colloquially called “stallions”.[1]

Apytele ,

Can’t find any height comparison photos but her proportions in the photos I do see scaled up to this stated height are positively Amazonian. She looks like she could crush my head with her thighs.

TwoBeeSan ,

Real hot girl shit

NielsBohron ,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t threaten me with a good time…

Slovene ,

Death by snoo snoo?

fhqwgads ,

Whoever found and cited [10] is doing God’s work lol.

Monstrosity ,
@Monstrosity@lemm.ee avatar

Oh. I always assumed it was because she is, like, well endowed, or something. Guess that’s a me thing.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Nah that’d be if she was a man, though tbf she does absolutely bring BDE to the show.

PhlubbaDubba ,

TIL Megan Thee Stallion is eye level with me

That’s actually shorter than I expected, IDK why I always expect celebs to be taller than they are in person.

Also the version I saw her give was that she decided on it after some grampa on a stoop type guy started jokingly cat calling her and saying she was “hot” like a stallion, I think it was meant more to be a joke about her being a big personality.

MewtwoLikesMemes , (edited ) in Thanks to science, men can now locate the clitoris with micrometer accuracy.
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

This needs to be NSFW.


Edit: Whelp, this is embarrassing. I thought that was a vagina; it is, in fact, a larynx. Yeahhhhhhhhh Imma just go bang my head against the door for an hour. Brb.

shalafi ,

Are you thinking the clit has a white ring around it?! Get your face in there soldier and get to work!

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

I…don’t understand what you’re asking me. Could you please rephrase?

medgremlin ,

The little white ring is a larynx. This is a video-assisted intubation.

NikkiDimes ,

And it’s still NSFW! Because I really shouldn’t be on Lemmy at work…

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Ah. Whoops. I thought that was an internal view of the vagina.

Clearly, I was incorrect and will edit my original comment.

Rev3rze ,

The point they’re making is that what you’re looking at in the picture isn’t NSFW. The title is deliberately misrepresenting an advert to make it seem NSFW, a classic shitposting tradition.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t even realize that was a piece of metal. It’s kind of hard to see on a phone. My bad.

Trilobite , in I'm so sorry

They will probably take turns on his chinussy

A7thStone ,

Now that is something I didn’t know I never ever wanted to hear.

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

You take that word out of my brain right fucking now

Trilobite ,

Chinussy…

solsangraal , in I'm so sorry

fucking LOL

nightwatch_admin , in I'm so sorry

I hope the dems are going to use this as an actual election poster, the burn oh the burn

cabron_offsets , in I'm so sorry

fkn lol

blackbelt352 , in I'm so sorry

Why must you bestow this cursed knowledge upon us?

ChicoSuave , in Not a bad guess...

This movie is wild. It starts off with a boy and his talking dog like an old live action Disney movie. But it gets real dark, real fast until Topeka, at which point it turns the whole concept around and the rapist is now being raped, which seems super under examined because of the sudden revolution subplot. Again, it’s a wild ride and not for everyone, but I’m glad I saw it.

jaggedrobotpubes , in I'm so sorry

You can tell it’s fake because Trump appears to be genuinely smiling. Dead giveaway.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
resetbypeer ,

That’s the face when he comes off the toilet and dumped his McDonald’s.

thegreatgarbo ,

Mmmm, McDonald’s

Steamymoomilk ,

:|

I cant unsee the ASCII

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a smugness there not captured by the ASCII, though.

_stranger_ ,

:]

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Closer. Don’t think there’s a way to also capture the squinty eyes.

cafeinux ,

¦-]

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, that’s pretty good!

frunch ,

LOL this is a great little thread, kudos to all involved! This really gave me a good chuckle

ILikeBoobies ,
x4740N ,

I made this cursed thing inspired by your comment

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/7c118329-2fc9-4571-88c3-0227b07607bf.jpeg

Jimbo ,
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Steamymoomilk ,

TODO list

wake up_

• _go to work

• sleep < “welp cant do that now”

ShaggySnacks ,

That punchable smirk.

UsefulInfoPlz ,

Is… is that a smile or a strain from taking a huge, orange shit? I can’t tell…

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the strain of attempting something so unnatural to him as a smile.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Also he doesn’t look terribly out of shape

Wilzax ,

While I doubt he’s the spitting image of a healthy body, I’m willing to bet a lot of the chub on him is a bulletproof vest. I don’t believe for a second the man goes anywhere without one these days

db2 ,

And his hands are too big.

Thebeardedsinglemalt ,

It almost looks like Biden’s smile

Hydra_Fk ,

And he isn’t fatter and orange enough.

maniclucky ,

Heh, even AI can’t imagine that color being natural.

stebo02 ,
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fr I’ve never seen his teeth before

Gennadios , in Horror Sign

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