I took an apple at the cafeteria
It was so bad Ever on and on, I continue circling With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony 'Til slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing And suddenly I see that I can’t break free I’m slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony To tell me who I am, who I was,...
Almost forgot to wish Donald a Happy Birthday.
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Sometimes my genius... it's almost frightening
Horror story
Advice Appreciated
I’ve a three-D printer (prints 6x6x6 inches) and glow in the dark filament, and I’m looking for the coolest idea.
First time trying to post on Lemmy
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What I thought some abbreviations/emoticons meant vs what they actually meant
Didnt really pay attention to context or spelling, more like reading through words derived from a foreign language
New joke just arrived
In Ireland and I had to ask a local for directions
I can’t seem to find “farty-turd” street, though.
If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?
Google search
Can it be both, the worse and the best?...
I hate leaf blowers with the passion of 1000 suns.
Everywhere I am there is a guy running a leaf blower. At my house, leaf blowers everywhere all day long. At work, of course, leaf blowers blowing dirt and allergens into the air. It’s such a special noise, it goes through walls and headphones so effectively. They are the most pervasive, annoying things on the planet. I hate...
If you want communism, you can start a commune
I see this way too often here on Lemmy, so I want to post this. Starting a commune is legal in most countries. If you believe in communism, you can found a commune and show us all how great it is....
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Godzilla (2014) was pretty good, except for Muto having that electromagnetic pulse weapon. Why would a biological evolutionarily develop such a thing? It's useless against Godzilla.
Only useful against technology really, and that seems so unrealistic. That’s where it lost me, the convenience of a creature that can EM machines. So unbelievable....
Morse post
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Is this allowed?
This is a test. I have lots of textual shitposts to make, waiting to be released from the potential that is my soul, in its experience of my self as separate “parts,” created from memories. So many words. Are you allowed to unironically make copy pasta? This post is gibberish and so am I....
LO-fucking-L
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Just knowing Lemmy is here makes me feel better
Maybe not such a shitpost but the mere existence of things like Lemmy and kBin is comforting, especially after living through the enshittification of Reddit.
I discovered the beauty of AI music today. Check it out.
I wrote the lyrics, but the music was the AI....
Kevin May Try to Sleep with You
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Google Gemini is really bad.
Unfortunately, I tried to upload screenshots to this community several times, but I keep getting an error....
nuclear fear-mongering is a ploy by Big oil
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If I block a community, it needs to block its cross-posts.
I blocked [community]@lemmy.ml, and I use a script to block lemmy.ml results themselves. So [community]@lemmy.ml should never, ever show up on my feed. Yet here it is due to a crosspost to [email protected]. This is madness.