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TheKracken ,

Thanks this was the worst but I laughed.

Kusimulkku ,

glassy, jarred look on her face

Top kek

Maultasche ,

sticking my noodle in

fossphi ,

saucy

dejected_warp_core ,

/me re-reads first sentence.

:: facepalm ::

bionicjoey ,

“She looks like she’s in a vegetative state”

sugar_in_your_tea ,

But tomatoes are fruits…

Thassodar ,

So she looks fruity? Does that work for you?

samus12345 ,
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Biologically, they’re fruits, but in culinary usage (like tomato sauce) they’re vegetables.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Nah, tomatoes are fruits.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Botanically, yes. But not in culinary usage.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Nah, tomatoes are fruits.

EmoDuck ,

Fruit is a biological term, vegetable a culinary. They are not mutually exclusive

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Nah, tomatoes are fruits. 😉

idiomaddict ,

I put vegetables in my tomato sauce though

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Hmm, so she has some vegetative state all over her fruity self.

rickyrigatoni ,

House MD pride month special

FiskFisk33 ,

and some fruits, like tomatoes, are vegetables.

Leate_Wonceslace ,
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Technically, all edible fruits are vegetables; a vegetable is an edible part of a plant.

FiskFisk33 ,

/me re-reads almost every sentence, not bad.

obey_rule_34 ,
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45 seconds I’ll never get back :(

mysticpickle ,

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/27386164-a6c6-4bd3-be5c-3cf7aa75c360.png

setsneedtofeed ,
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The ancient texts!

TheBat ,
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Etterra ,

There it is.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Tag team, back again.

adj16 ,

Fuck you, thank you

slumlordthanatos ,

An oldie, but a goodie.

Mango ,

Magnificent bastard.

Zeratul ,

Gold

idiomaddict ,

Honestly better than the giant metal fan greentext imo

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