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sugar_in_your_tea ,

Fake: nobody on 4chan is in a relationship

Gay: there are no women on 4chan

Illuminostro , (edited )

Wait until she hears my Tourette’s kick in while I think I’m alone in the shower…

This is some junior high, “Ermagerd, he’s embarrassing me!” level bullshit. A normal, mature person would think it was amusing, and not worry about it.

But this is 4chan, so it never happened.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I do this with my phone’s flashlight, projecting my hand onto the ceiling

bbb ,

Fellas, is it icky to have an imagination?

c0ber ,

anon does not deserve him

Wirlocke ,

They should have immediately reached out their hand and run over saying “The hand is coming to get you!”

KillingTimeItself ,

can confirm, this is some boredom shit.

Shalakushka ,
@Shalakushka@kbin.social avatar

Using "the ick" unironically is way worse

therealjcdenton ,

Fake story, no real girl would potray themselves as a child in an image on 4chan

idiomaddict ,

OP doesn’t say they’re a woman

rickyrigatoni ,

I think you underestimate how degenerate women can be.

therealjcdenton ,

Women can’t and don’t exist

rickyrigatoni ,

They’re a corporate conspiracy to get foolish young men to waste their money on diamonds and flowers.

therealjcdenton ,

This guy is on to something

bastion ,

Can confirm, encountered degenerate woman.

chatokun ,

May I remind you Belle Delphine went all in on using weeb culture to get her success. Dunno if she has any actual affinity towards it. Also the amount of women showing off how “breedable” they are in some subreddits I’ve come across in the past.

Phen ,

I would have tried to scare him as the hand reaches him.

Th4tGuyII ,
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

Anyone who icks over their partner having a little bit of harmless, dumb fun doesn't deserve their partner IMO

Dagnet ,

Nobody is gonna comment how weird it is that she went to his place unannounced and sneaked into his room to spy on him instead of ringing the door bell or calling for him when she enters?

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

she has a key and didn’t want to wake him. It’s not weird if they’re close

Gullible ,

Absolutely. If you’re dating for 6+ months, you get keys and the expectation not to wake someone when they might be sleeping. Respecting boundaries is sexy as fuck.

Dagnet ,

She has a key, they are close and somehow she is doubting the relationship cause she saw him do silly things when he thought he was alone?

bastion ,

Interestingly, successful relationships require making mistakes, accepting them, and growing. If she hadn’t learned that now, she will.

Dagnet ,

Nobody made a mistake here though? She just needs to chill, if the biggest worry she has is how silly her boyfriends can be when alone then she already has the perfect relationship

bastion ,

Well, she seems to have maybe made a mistake in judging it… …but, that’s natural. It takes time for people to become comfortable with ‘weird’ things. There aren’t as many examples of people being quirky as there are of people being image obsessed, and that’s hard for some people to shake.

But overall, agreed.

nyahlathotep ,
@nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works avatar

Assuming this is real, this is probably some shit he used to do when he was a kid, maybe with his parents or older sibling or something, and he still occasionally does it because of nostalgia or habit. Maybe he only just then realized it was weird for an adult to do. I’m really reading a lot into this, but that was my first thought is all

knolord ,

Honestly, that would be the most plausible explanation and for me at least that indicates a good father-son relationship, as this would be some shit my father would be doing with me when I was a toddler.

But I also assume that the actual OOP is hand guy and he imagines a potential partner catching him in the act.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

We affectionately call this ‘The CLAW!!!’.

I had no idea why we did it… but it’s probably because of a wrestler back in the 80s called Baron von Raschke

I recommend everyone do this to children everywhere. They eat that shit up.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/a71c1541e9cd190370c29a55a019ef96/tenor.gif?itemid=10860886

MadBob ,

It’s in a Jim Carrey film too, I seem to recall.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Oh shit I do remember that… That’s too new for us though. I’m glad he kept it alive.

Liar liar. m.youtube.com/watch?v=jVF-ugA2Atk

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I’m glad Stanley Spadowski found love

stembolts ,

Add a Baby Yoda oven mitt and I’m in.

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

You sick fuck

Socsa ,

Coming to get you, the hand is.

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