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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy?

Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning

lightnsfw ,

Based off the Jeffs I’ve known… Jeff.

Cyanity ,

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas

anarchost ,

youtube.com/watch?v=vJJEVBMtOEQ

That name is epic though

shiveyarbles ,

Batman bin Suparman

quinkin ,

Spare Parts

KISSmyOS ,

“Baby Boy”

d3Xt3r ,

🎶 We named him ‘Baby’, he had a toothache
He started crying, it sounded like an earthquake
It didn’t last long, because I stopped it
I grabbed a rag doll and stuck some little pins in it 🎶

csolisr ,

There is a Pokemon competitive player named Chuppa Cross IV. Which means not only that somebody was unironically named Chuppa, but also his father, and his grandfather, and his greatgrandfather as well.

RickyRigatoni ,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

Angus.

FireWire400 ,
@FireWire400@lemmy.world avatar

Any name that can be spelled a million different ways

ILikeBoobies ,

But that’s all names

Li, Le, Lee, Ly, Leigh

Frostbeard ,

Michael McIntyre nails it

youtu.be/69UlVQpYwUE?si=IuB4OC88FPty49T5

funkless_eck , (edited )

Cunt

edit: why are you downvoting me? I’m right.

JSens1998 ,

Tiktok Lad, Reddit guy, Discord mod

HunkyBrewster ,

Ham

cheese_greater ,

Cthulu

FlyForABeeGuy OP ,

Lord of the underpants!

CJOtheReal ,

Jennifer

ekky43 ,

Hell, if the Amaricans and Vietnamese can call a girl “Kim”, then we can call a boy “Jennifer” and say we got inspired.

HexbearGPT ,
@HexbearGPT@hexbear.net avatar

Squemp

Bongchez

Libble

Grover

Worm

Big Dawg

Cheese

backhdlp ,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Spewart

I will not elaborate

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