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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy?

Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning

FullOfBallooons ,
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💩. Gotta make sure the middle name is an emoji too, none of this “he can go by his middle name if he doesn’t like his first name” nonsense.

KISSmyOS ,

“Baby Boy”

d3Xt3r ,

🎶 We named him ‘Baby’, he had a toothache
He started crying, it sounded like an earthquake
It didn’t last long, because I stopped it
I grabbed a rag doll and stuck some little pins in it 🎶

slurpeesoforion ,

Donald Trump Elon Musk

Devi ,

Donon Trusk Eland Mump

kent_eh ,

Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–

Spaghetti_Hitchens ,

Little Bobby Tables as we call him.

Pons_Aelius ,
Davel23 ,

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. Assuming they live in Ulm. If not, adjust name accordingly.

BenGFHC ,

My dad wanted to name me 'Bentley' at some point. Glad my mum's stubborn and didn't let that happen.

brunofin ,
Tolookah ,
DirigibleProtein ,

Ethelbert, Cummerbund, Kevin

OhmsLawn ,

I’d take Steve over any of the …ayden (Jayden and the like) names, but I’d be hesitant to send it as a joke, as it might give them ideas.

Ken or Nigel are probably safe.

Tolookah ,

Stevayden sounds like a win then.

ianovic69 ,
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cheeseburger ,
@cheeseburger@lemmy.ca avatar

Felcher Mycal (Michael), Jaxsyn (Jackson), etc Ryler/Rylen Axton/Joxton Grond

roo ,
@roo@lemmy.one avatar

Lithium

deegeese ,

Donald

Bizarroland ,
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Hey that was my dad's name. Nothing wrong with being a Donald, worst case your name is a little bit dated.

CJOtheReal ,

Jennifer

ekky43 ,

Hell, if the Amaricans and Vietnamese can call a girl “Kim”, then we can call a boy “Jennifer” and say we got inspired.

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