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greyscale ,
@greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.

smashboy ,

I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.

greyscale ,
@greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

On fire is a good start

On fire and soaked in piss is better

CanadaPlus ,

Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?

miss_brainfart ,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

You should use a condom next time

puppy ,

Actually both have the same meaning. Pissing on her while she’s on fire would be to save her by soaking. And it’s the least you can do (easier than getting water). This saying means that they wouldn’t save Margaret Thatcher even if it was trivially easy to do so.

christophski ,

thatsthejoke.jpg

smashboy ,

Are you explaining my own joke to me? Why?

puppy ,

Yeah sorry. Since you mentioned it’s the opposite, I wrongly assumed that you didn’t know the meaning.

TommySalami ,

Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she’d burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.

Case ,

I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.

It stinks, for miles. And months.

FarraigePlaisteach ,

That U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.

pirrrrrrrr ,

American measurement systems

blindbunny ,

Think of the money saved alone.

backhdlp ,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

how much is that in real units?

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

0.1187384 hogshead

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

finally a serious answer

yetAnotherUser ,

A foot is like 30cm. So it’s roughly 27000 cm^3 or 27 liters.

windtorn ,

About 0.5 bananas³

treadful ,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.

idontknowman ,
@idontknowman@sh.itjust.works avatar

glitter. nothing is as bad as glitter, it gets everywhere and is hard to clean

bionicjoey ,

It’s coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere

atlasraven31 ,

And even the women and the children…

spauldo ,

A care package for myself for when I get there.

TootSweet ,

I haven’t yet decided between:

  • A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I’d get!)
  • One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.
  • A copy of the Assassin’s Creed movie with a note attached: “here, you can have this back.”
Curious_Canid ,
@Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca avatar

Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.

sanguinepar ,
@sanguinepar@lemmy.world avatar

Add some broth, baby you got a stew going!

HatchetHaro ,
@HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

1’ tungsten cube

sociablefish OP ,

u sure that would fit? real boxes have thickness

HamBrick ,

Well then are you dimensions the inner or outer volume?

similideano ,

They didn’t specify box-sizing, so it will default to inner.

HatchetHaro ,
@HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

how can boxes be real if hell’s not real

sociablefish OP ,

ignore the fact that hell’s not real just like religious people do, we’re all trying to have a good time

callyral ,
@callyral@kbin.social avatar

a black hole

Mambert ,

Camera and batteries. Turn it on and send it. I’m about to host the hottest twitch stream.

Albbi ,

Hell has wifi? Sure. Why not?

Thavron ,
@Thavron@lemmy.ca avatar

Starlink

lazylion_ca ,

Yes, but its 2.4 only and stops working everytime Satan microwaves the outer layers of a frozen pizza pop.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

And he rotates the password every hour

Mambert ,

There’s definitely wifi and printers in hell.

atlasraven31 ,

Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that’s what people there want

____ ,

The asshole who invented the “reply all” button…

sociablefish OP ,

A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries

ShadowCatEXE ,
@ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world avatar

It’s going to hell, so I would put in dead batteries.

sociablefish OP ,

i’d mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)

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