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HomesliceAbe ,
shiveyarbles ,

A sphere of annihilation and a portable hole

deadcatbounce ,
@deadcatbounce@reddthat.com avatar

Pius Religious people.

Doesn’t make sense otherwise.

backhdlp ,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

how much is that in real units?

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

0.1187384 hogshead

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

finally a serious answer

yetAnotherUser ,

A foot is like 30cm. So it’s roughly 27000 cm^3 or 27 liters.

windtorn ,

About 0.5 bananas³

FarraigePlaisteach ,

That U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.

spauldo ,

A care package for myself for when I get there.

comrade_pibb ,
@comrade_pibb@hexbear.net avatar

Nearly 7.5 gallons of Sagittarius A*

pirrrrrrrr ,

American measurement systems

blindbunny ,

Think of the money saved alone.

Spitzspot ,

The entrails of the last priest.

Mambert ,

Camera and batteries. Turn it on and send it. I’m about to host the hottest twitch stream.

Albbi ,

Hell has wifi? Sure. Why not?

Thavron ,
@Thavron@lemmy.ca avatar

Starlink

lazylion_ca ,

Yes, but its 2.4 only and stops working everytime Satan microwaves the outer layers of a frozen pizza pop.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

And he rotates the password every hour

Mambert ,

There’s definitely wifi and printers in hell.

TootSweet ,

I haven’t yet decided between:

  • A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I’d get!)
  • One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.
  • A copy of the Assassin’s Creed movie with a note attached: “here, you can have this back.”
CrimeDad ,

A cat.

callyral ,
@callyral@kbin.social avatar

a black hole

____ ,

The asshole who invented the “reply all” button…

Starb3an ,

Snowballs

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