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HatchetHaro ,
@HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

1’ tungsten cube

sociablefish OP ,

u sure that would fit? real boxes have thickness

HamBrick ,

Well then are you dimensions the inner or outer volume?

similideano ,

They didn’t specify box-sizing, so it will default to inner.

HatchetHaro ,
@HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

how can boxes be real if hell’s not real

sociablefish OP ,

ignore the fact that hell’s not real just like religious people do, we’re all trying to have a good time

greyscale ,
@greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.

smashboy ,

I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.

greyscale ,
@greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

On fire is a good start

On fire and soaked in piss is better

CanadaPlus ,

Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?

miss_brainfart ,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

You should use a condom next time

puppy ,

Actually both have the same meaning. Pissing on her while she’s on fire would be to save her by soaking. And it’s the least you can do (easier than getting water). This saying means that they wouldn’t save Margaret Thatcher even if it was trivially easy to do so.

christophski ,

thatsthejoke.jpg

smashboy ,

Are you explaining my own joke to me? Why?

puppy ,

Yeah sorry. Since you mentioned it’s the opposite, I wrongly assumed that you didn’t know the meaning.

TommySalami ,

Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she’d burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.

Case ,

I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.

It stinks, for miles. And months.

HomesliceAbe ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/25f774a0-74da-465a-a267-63ccefe35d0e.jpeg

shiveyarbles ,

A sphere of annihilation and a portable hole

deadcatbounce ,
@deadcatbounce@reddthat.com avatar

Pius Religious people.

Doesn’t make sense otherwise.

FarraigePlaisteach ,

That U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.

Mambert ,

Camera and batteries. Turn it on and send it. I’m about to host the hottest twitch stream.

Albbi ,

Hell has wifi? Sure. Why not?

Thavron ,
@Thavron@lemmy.ca avatar

Starlink

lazylion_ca ,

Yes, but its 2.4 only and stops working everytime Satan microwaves the outer layers of a frozen pizza pop.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

And he rotates the password every hour

Mambert ,

There’s definitely wifi and printers in hell.

backhdlp ,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

how much is that in real units?

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

0.1187384 hogshead

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

finally a serious answer

yetAnotherUser ,

A foot is like 30cm. So it’s roughly 27000 cm^3 or 27 liters.

windtorn ,

About 0.5 bananas³

spauldo ,

A care package for myself for when I get there.

comrade_pibb ,
@comrade_pibb@hexbear.net avatar

Nearly 7.5 gallons of Sagittarius A*

pirrrrrrrr ,

American measurement systems

blindbunny ,

Think of the money saved alone.

Spitzspot ,

The entrails of the last priest.

TootSweet ,

I haven’t yet decided between:

  • A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I’d get!)
  • One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.
  • A copy of the Assassin’s Creed movie with a note attached: “here, you can have this back.”
fubo ,

The_SeveredHead

incogtino ,

What’s in the box???

CrimeDad ,

A cat.

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