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PixelOfLife ,

SR-71 Speed Check

C4d ,

Remember hearing it the first time. There’s a recording here.

son_named_bort ,

Kevin

ohlaph ,

Classic

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Once on Reddit I read of someone who grew up in a house where they had a poop knife as part of their standard toilet tool set.

This person once found themselves asking for a poop knife elsewhere, casually, like anyone would ask for toilet paper.

I think a commenter called it “the Mashitty” in the replies, which I found hilarious. That story and comment will forever be remembered.

QubaXR ,
@QubaXR@lemmy.world avatar

Jeez! Terrifying. Sounds like something from It’s Always Sunny!

sadbehr ,
@sadbehr@lemmy.nz avatar

Hell yea the poop knife. His family had one because their shits would block toilets. He thought it was a normal thing to require and have a poop knife but after going to a friend’s house and asking for it, he discovered that it was indeed (Samuel L. Jackson voice) not a normal thing to possess.

Anonymousllama ,

Imagine how shithouse their diet must be to warrant the need for a poop knife 🤮 drink more clear fluids and up the fiber intake jeeze

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Disagree- as someone coming from a family with similar abilities, this is more related to volume and personal flexibility. Just because it’s extra large doesn’t mean you have been constipated or not eating enough fibre, sheesh.

EssentialCoffee ,

Seems more like a bad sewer system or toilet installed.

JokeDeity ,

This one never struck me as real enough to be exciting. Felt too obviously made up.

rufus ,

It’s a real thing. (At least it says so on the packaging.)

JokeDeity ,

It’s a real thing in the sense that someone ran with the hype, but I don’t think the original story was true, myself.

lemmy ,

The early days of Internet bullet boards and forums, that focused on one specific niche. Where I stumbled upon the posts from time traveler John Titor or TimeTravel_0. Good times reading those and becoming fascinated with the what if aspect of it all.

xilliah ,

Check out Paul Dienach. It’s interesting how time traveler stories are so rare compared to abduction stories. I guess it just takes that much more effort.

Spacemanspliff ,

The holes start to unravel way faster id imagine.

d3Xt3r ,

El Psy Congroo!

SauceBossSmokin ,

The safe

banquo ,

What was in it? Or did we ever get an answer?

AbyssalChord ,
@AbyssalChord@feddit.de avatar

No poop challenge

shinigamiookamiryuu ,
asteriskeverything ,

I was looking for this post! Rent free in my mind for over a decade now.

Highly recommend. Weeb falls in love with a Japanese classmate and asks 4chan for advice. It is a whole saga of cringe.

aperson ,

Cuil theory.

I_Has_A_Hat ,

holds up spork

Touching_Grass ,

So this kid breaks his arms

flameguy21 ,

Just when I forgot about it

luthis ,

What is the context for this one?

sadbehr ,
@sadbehr@lemmy.nz avatar

On reddit someone did a “I’ve slept with my mother, AMA.”. The story was he broke his arms and his mother helped ‘relieve him’ and then it progressed.

Exec ,
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JokeDeity ,

I’m not even saying this to be a broken record, but that site is fucking unusable without 3rd party apps. Just tried to read through that thread and it’s pointless, it’s a complete mess. I need like a picture gallery of the comments worth reading from that thread, lol. 😂

DogMuffins ,

Honestly this one really does stick with me. Perversely fascinating.

RealAccountNameHere ,
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The story of how a woman lost her daughter because the grandmother didn’t believe that the girl’s coconut allergy was real, despite years of watching the parents trying to find out the allergen so that they could stop the girl from winding up in the emergency room. The grandmother kept the kid overnight and used coconut oil on her hair; the child went into anaphylaxis and died.

The mother said that the grandmother begs her to see her other grandchildren, as they’ve now cut ties with her; the mom’s response was, “You can come over when you bring my daughter with you.”

A horrible story of how some people just believe they know better than everyone, including doctors.

stormtrooper ,

Omg that is so sad

JokeDeity ,

I have legitimate fears of letting my fiance’s crazy conservative parents ever have our kids alone. To this day her dad will come out of nowhere with a 10 minute prepared speech about how covid isn’t real, which is always followed by the entire family being silent and wondering to ourselves, “who the fuck even asked you anything at all?”

CeruleanRuin ,

Sounds like that old woman never gave up on her dream of qualifying for a Darwin Award.

GuyDudeman ,
@GuyDudeman@lemmy.world avatar

The Jolly Rancher story.

Interstellar_1 OP ,
@Interstellar_1@pawb.social avatar

God I shouldn’t have looked this up

GuyDudeman ,
@GuyDudeman@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I don’t recommend it.

pineapplelover ,

I was fucking eating. So as a warning, please finish your food before you read this.

luthis ,

The Jolly Rancher story.

Ok that was kinda funny though

lencioni ,

Waffle stomp

rootusercyclone ,

Ted the caver had a real impact on me

ohlaph ,

What impact did it have on you?

state_electrician ,

Oh man, I haven’t read that in a long time!

Lavenderlily ,

Something something broken arms

milkjug ,
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I had to scroll way too far down to find this.

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