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TheControlled ,

Anon jerking off on his little cousin’s face while she was asleep and getting caught. My innocence was lost that night, reading his after-action post.

ArchmageAzor ,
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Summarize it for a yet-to-be lost soul?

TheControlled ,

I’d rather not. I tried a quick Google search but I think I’m on a watchlist now. If you find it let me know. I just remember the pic he posted was an upset emoji. 😠 something like that but not exactly. He blamed 4chan of course. Sexual assault of a minor which isn’t funny, but him getting his comeuppance is.

If you find it, please link me.

ArchmageAzor ,
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The IT department greentext who kept doing nothing and installing Adobe Reader constantly

Apeman42 ,
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Was that the one with Google Ultron?

WetAndFlummoxed ,

Yes

HATEFISH ,

I think about the jitterbug crew regularly

bunkyprewster ,

Waffle stomping

Anonymouse ,

link for the uninitiated.

moonsnotreal ,
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Oh shit I forgot about this one

LeftRedditOnJul1 ,

Two broken arms

EmoDuck ,
zero_iq ,

Jolly Ranchers

shiveyarbles ,

Spispopd

PorkTaco ,

The origin of the “banana for scale” story. Every time I see a meme or a plushy or whatever referencing it I’m amazed how engrained it is.

ominouslemon ,

What was its origin?

kamenlady ,
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That’s for them to know and for us to find out.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Nikocado avocado

tym ,

The cumbox

Vex_Detrause ,

I buried it down and you dig it back up with this comment!

Theroddd ,

Time cube. I think about this some times and wonder… web.archive.org/web/20150506055228/…/index.html

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube

Cratermaker ,
MargotRobbie ,

I wonder, in a few years, what will Lemmy’s stories be.

Interesting_Test_814 ,

The poop post and your advertisement campaign stopped by a strike have to be there

MargotRobbie ,

I hope some day, when people came back and read this story, they would be as proud of me as I am of them.

moonsnotreal ,
@moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The cumconut

SirEDCaLot ,

For me it’d be Don’t Even Reply: E-Mails from an Asshole.

Bunch of funny ones. Like someone offered a ride in a Prius for a long car trip between cities, he said he’d have to stop at a river to pour out some motor oil because he doesn’t support the environment and had to make up for the environmental damage the Prius wasn’t doing.

phoenixz ,

Double dick dude, evnr though it was fake, I remember the initial post and it was awesome.

Two broken arms is a classic and was actually real

The swamps of dagobah is always good for some gagging

Then the jolly ranger story really gets me to vomit

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