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Honytawk ,

The body builder forum that forgot how many days are in a week:

forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751…

bleepbloopbleep ,

Gold.

The fact alone that it goes on for 5 pages!! Dudes could have used the time training lol

mouserat ,

I was scrolling, amazed by the ongoing discussion - just to see this has only been page 1/5. Easter egg.

Junkers_Klunker ,

Fucking hell 😂

olafurp ,

Has to be trolling

Honytawk ,

Maybe by the end, but I imagine many body builders start building their body because their math isn’t the best.

olafurp ,

I think that’s unfair tbh

Steeve ,

“The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools” -Thucydides

JokeDeity ,

America has prioritized strength over intellect for about a century now. It’s not going great.

rix141 ,

I thought so too, but then he stopped responding when other people chimed in, making me think he realized his stupidity.

A true troll would double down on anyone challenging his theory

NightmareQueenJune ,

What the fuck did I just witness.

Asthmatic_Goose ,
remus989 ,

One of my absolute favorite videos of his!

3valc ,

This is awesome.

megalodon ,

Holy shit. You keep expecting it to end but they just keep going for 5 pages.

Tuss ,

My IP is banned. I’ve never seent his forum before. Tf?

minishoemaze ,
@minishoemaze@beehaw.org avatar
slazer2au ,
Delicious_Tomatoes ,

I love this one

k5nn ,

Tie between these two

The reddit coconut and maggots story

Girl has STD but his boyfriend would’nt have it checked he says cause it tastes like the rainbow

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

TIFU coconut and maggot stories are legendary.

Never_Sm1le ,
@Never_Sm1le@lemdro.id avatar

The story about a wife complained her husband never wipe because it’s gay when man put anything between buttcheek.

ohlaph ,

That’s so gross.

ComfortablyGlum ,

Not a single mention of Blowfly Girl

d3Xt3r ,

Not exactly a story, but a picture thread on Reddit where a guy posts a photo of his tattoos on his arms, and someone goes “how did you take this picture”, so he posts a selfie showing him balancing a phone on his shoulder, and someone replies “wait how did you take that picture” and then he posts a photo of him taking a photo of him taking a photo… and this continues until he reveals multiple complex camera setups. Such a legendary thread.

Edit: here it is: imgur.com/gallery/JThDN

ohlaph ,

I remember that one!

Lorindol ,

The swamps of Dagobah.

Pea666 ,

Came here to say this.

BlushedPotatoPlayers ,

The guy with the scat fetish that disappeared the moment his wish started to come true

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

… wut

BlushedPotatoPlayers ,

I think this was it reddit.com/r/confessions/s/cJFm6eRXMi (it’s not for a weak heart)

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Jesus, Mary and Joseph that poor guy.

I’ve had some “thought I was into this” moments in my life, but thankfully I’ve always started small and worked my way up. Well, with one exception. That was rough. But never anything like that. My God.

XEAL ,
redballooon ,

LOL.

I suspect a creative writing course student, but in the internet you never know.

BlushedPotatoPlayers ,

I don’t think you can make up these kind of things

deadbeef79000 ,

Nullo.

the_q ,

Marble Hornets.

Ktheone ,

Why did this got downvoted? Freaking classic in terms of internet creepypastas

CaffeinatedMoth ,

I put on my robe and wizard hat

cwagner ,

Sadly, this is not that well-known anymore. I think the whole concept of “cybering” is probably unknown, nowadays. There doesn’t seem to be a good website still online with the whole bloodninja saga anymore, so this is the closest I could find in readable text ;) newschoolers.com/…/I-put-on-my-Robe-and-Wizard-ha…

incognito_15 ,

Doesn’t bash.org have it?

Oh shoot I just checked and bash.org has been down a while 😓

tja ,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh, how sad. Another part of internet history gone

BossDj ,

It’s where I first learned that the computer will automatically block your password with ******

H4mi ,

hunter2

Edit: why does it not turn into asterisks for me?

AlolanYoda ,

I see *******

It just turns it into asterisks for other users. That’s why while you see hunter2, all I see is *******.

Geobloke ,

Oh man, that sucks. I used to kill time there when we went over our family’s data cap for the month because it was the only place that would load

getoffthedrugsdude ,

The gynecologist who always cut her patient’s IUD strings super short because too many abusive partners were ripping them out.

Trollivier ,

WTF

TimTheEnchanter ,

Whoa, I had no idea that was a thing. Horrific!

Tuss ,

Can we get a link on that?

getoffthedrugsdude ,

Sadly no, it was from an old reddit thread I remember a couple years ago

SecretPancake ,

Cum box

PRUSSIA_x86 ,

Was wondering how far I’d have to scroll to see this one. Those pictures are still burned into my mind.

QubaXR ,
@QubaXR@lemmy.world avatar

That hall of fame Reddit thread where a guy announced he will try heroin just one time, then comes back to explain how the experience was and how he will try again. Over the course of many posts we see persons entire life unravel as other posters scream of the top of their lungs for him to stop.

Never figured if it was real or scripted, but hella effective.

sour ,

Oh yea. /u/SpontaneousH was the account. I think about that story every time I read or hear something about Heroin. Even if it’d be fake, this story influenced my view of heroine more than any movie, video or article about it.

Wolf_359 , (edited )

As a recovering heroin addict, I wholeheartedly believe his story. His later stories contained some region-specific drug slang and his post-recovery updates were the perfect amount of mundane and specific for me to recognize exactly the same feelings in myself.

Side note: if you’re watching a movie or TV show, one thing that non-junkie writers never get right is withdrawal. They often show characters skipping withdrawal entirely, or show them mildly sick but still moving through the story without any real issues. Worst case, they’ll show a character being sick and then totally fine after a short time. Huge pet peeve of mine. Really undersells the catch-22 you find yourself in when using heroin.

What withdrawal is actually like is pure, unadulterated misery and suffering for two weeks at minimum, followed by months or even a year of exhaustion, depression, suicidal thoughts, restlessness, and feeling like everything is weird and new. It feels like you’re a reptile that just shed its skin and everything is raw including your emotions and thoughts. Those first two weeks are just nonstop puking, shaking, sweating, an uncontrollable urge to kick and jerk your body, total insomnia, scary and suicidal thoughts, full body aches and pains, and enough self-loathing to last a thousand years.

I made it three months cold turkey once before relapsing. Fucking never again. I honestly don’t know how people quit dope before modern medications like Buprenorphine and Methadone.

Feeling like you want to break the cycle of addiction but knowing you can’t get through the withdrawal is an incredibly scary and traumatic experience.

ohlaph ,

Thanks for sharing your experience.

PlexSheep ,
@PlexSheep@feddit.de avatar

Yeah. That was an interesting read.

gothicdecadence ,

Have you watched Euphoria? I’ve never had experience with drugs like that but I feel it’s got representation of addiction and withdrawals. Some recovering addicts say it spoke to them and others say they can’t watch it because it’s too triggering, so I’d totally understand if you haven’t seen it. The special Rue episode in between the two seasons is spectacular at showing a recovering addict trying to talk sense into a struggling one.

ProvokedGamer ,
@ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca avatar

And in the posts continuing, he says, “no I’m not addicted. I can stop whenever I want”

phoenixz ,

I recall he disappeared for Multiple years and then came back saying he became a junk, had been in addiction clinics and was finally clean after years.

Varyk ,

4chan, so uh, indelicate:

sister hung herself - must’ve been one hell of a strong rope.

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