What have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...

makingStuffForFun , 5 months ago

I look her in the eyes romantically, with a touch of mischief, and state “you’re a very useful girlfriend”.

I only do it a couple times a year at most.

The look of disdain is priceless.

She knows I love the hell out of her, and the anti climax is brilliant.

“What am I?! Your bloody house cleaner?!”

Then we laugh. Cuddle. She feigns a cold shoulder.

Too much fun.

SuiXi3D , 5 months ago

She squirms when I gently mess with the little ringlets of hair on the back of her neck. It’s cute.

uhmbah , 5 months ago

When I leave her, just to go to the bathroom, or to the store or leave her in the car while I go into the store, I’ll say, “See you tomorrow” x 15 yrs

tigeruppercut , 5 months ago

Sometimes when I come back into the room from the bathroom I’ll ask if she missed me.

cheesymoonshadow , 5 months ago

Me (about to head down to the kitchen): Do you want anything from downstairs?

Him: No.

Me: Just me?

Him (with a sigh and a laugh): Yes, just you.

x19 years

some_guy , 5 months ago

She hates the USA southern accent. While I grew up in a midwestern family, we spent some years in Tennessee when I was a kid. I pulled a hard southern accent on her yesterday. For like twenty seconds.

folkrav , 5 months ago

Sometimes when she tells me she’s going to do… anything, really, I just say something along the lines of “no”, “out of the question” or “you’re not allowed to do that”. Almost 15 years later, it didn’t get old - for me! - yet. As for her, I think at this point she just tuned out these things hahaha

mayo_cider , 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago)

I’m single, so I have to settle to annoying everyone else around me by pretending like I’m going to start talking about politics

Works every time

Nomecks , 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago)

Whenever she tells me she’s going to do something I react “Hey honey, you should go and do something.”

“I’m going to the store to get some milk”

“You know what? You should go to the store and get some milk”

“I’m going to wash some pants.”

“Honey, I think maybe you should wash some pants.”

Juno , 5 months ago

I am going to write you a reply “Sometimes I think about narrating my own life” I said to myself as I finished typing.

frauddogg , 5 months ago

I have a Mickey Mouse impression. A very, very vulgar Mickey Mouse impression.

qjkxbmwvz , 5 months ago

…let me get this straight, you’re divorcing Minnie because she’s very silly?

PaulSmackage , 5 months ago

Same, but it’s a Goofy impression.

tigeruppercut , 5 months ago

or the old Donald Duck one

Nemo , 5 months ago

Everytime someone sneezed, and she says “Gesundheit”, I quietly ask her, “Did you just say Kazoo Tight?”.

BossDj , 5 months ago

When she’d say “I guess” I’d pretend to have heard “heck yes” and get excited. Then I started with my kids. Now my daughter does it to her own friends and I’ve never been more proud

originalucifer , 5 months ago

i like to remind her every time her phone rings that its likely, for her.

"you should get that, i think thats for you" x 17 years