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guyrocket , in Well, surprise.
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GIF central in here. Was not expecting that. You might say it was a surprise.

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Anonymousllama , in 'Twas the night before first contact day..

Still one of my favorite episodes, great to see actually humble for a change

Kolanaki , in We need to remodulate the phasers
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The Borg still adapt even if they use a randomly changing sequence, which means even in the future of Star Trek, they haven’t actually found a way for computers to generate real random numbers and it’s just an algorithm to simulate it, which of course the Borg can extrapolate from.

You’d think they’d have quantum mechanics on lock by the 24th century.

marcos ,

I would expect their random numbers to have at least 128 bits of entropy. Evidently, they have 2 or 3.

Swedneck ,
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for all their post-scarcity they ran out of entropy bits in the 2200’s and now they have strict rationing

Damage ,

You guys are killing me

Cringe2793 ,

Don’t the borg only adapt after they get shot? They need to experience it to adapt.

nicoweio ,

That’s an interesting idea, although I’d say in that case they just “meta-adapted”, so that even truly random variations in the same degrees of freedom would not have helped.

littlecolt , (edited ) in Semantic arguments, part 2 (Hard Mode: No Pulaski... *and no Julian for lack of spots)

Culber is the real sleeper here because he’ll deal stealth emotional damage. That sweet smile, those deep eyes, and then he says the most snarky, sarcastic shit you can imagine given the situation. This is the only way to tame Stamets after all.

Stamets ,
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He also used peanuts. Turns out I’m part elephant.

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Kolanaki , in Semantic arguments, part 2 (Hard Mode: No Pulaski... *and no Julian for lack of spots)
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Cat doctor from Lower Decks might cough up a hairball inside your phaser wound. On purpose.

cybervseas ,

Dr.Migleemo is the ship’s counselor, so much closer to Troi than Crusher.

FordPrefect ,
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Migleemo a’ Trois, in 3… 2… 1…

eva_sieve ,

left to right:

  • Phlox, USS Enterprise NX-01 (ENT)
  • Leonard “Bones” McCoy, USS Enterprise NCC-1701/-A (TOS)
  • Beverly Crusher, USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D/-E (TNG)
  • T’Ana, USS Cerritos NCC 75567 (LD)
  • Emergency Medical Hologram Mk. I, while there are many instantiations this one’s presumably “the Doctor,” USS Voyager NCC-74656/(-A) VOY/(+PRO, eventually)
  • Hugh Culber, USS Discovery NCC-1031/-A (DISCO)
bloubz , in Well, surprise.

Ah yes, rape culture

MrPoopyButthole , in Semantic arguments, part 2 (Hard Mode: No Pulaski... *and no Julian for lack of spots)
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EMH with ethical subroutines disabled

oeverbloem ,

He has ethical subroutines???

Kolanaki , in Captain Franknfurter to the Bridge
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Captain, their posterior gyrations appear to be having an adverse psychological effect on the crew!

TheMongoose ,

In order for this to be scientific, we should repeat the activity.

HikingVet , in I told you cloaking the cloaking device was a good idea.

Rom being a mechanical genius again.

FancyLad , in Captain Franknfurter to the Bridge
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You muh-muh-muh-muh-muh make me happy.

TubeTalkerX , in Captain Franknfurter to the Bridge

Remember Data, it’s all in the Pelvic thrust.

Stamets , (edited ) in I told you cloaking the cloaking device was a good idea.
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I am going to beat you to death with a hyperspanner

negativenull OP ,

I’ll defend myself with a Sonic Screwdriver

Stamets ,
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SkybreakerEngineer ,

And a bag of jelly babies

NakariLexfortaine ,

Great. Instead of the Star Wars Trek, or the Star Trek Wars, we get the Star Who.

This isn’t going to be confusing at all.

negativenull OP ,

Dr. Trek

NakariLexfortaine ,

Well now we’re just discussing current events.

Naja_kaouthia , in Captain Franknfurter to the Bridge

I would totally do an online watch.

Stamets OP ,
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So would I… wondering if there’s a way I could easily set it up or something. Bunch of trekkies watching Rocky Horror Picture Show. That’ll be a ton of fun!

Edit: I get downvoted for the weirdest shit lmfao

MajorHavoc ,

I’ve decided there’s a “single downvote” bot or something. Though honestly, the buttons are pretty close together in some apps, so it could just be fast fat fingers.

Stamets OP ,
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That’s true. I’ve accidentally downvoted people before and had to change it. For the record, I am not complaining. I do not give the remotest of a flying shit about how many numbers I have on a random webpage. If I did though I doubt I’d be upset about 1 downvote when I’ve got, according to my Boost app, over 200,000 upvotes.

I just thought it was funny that THAT was the comment that got downvoted. Everything else I can see why and like yeah, sure. People gonna voice their opinions. I am not bothered by that and actively encourage it. It helps me know what to post and what not to post and to judge the vibe of a community. I just thought that was hysterical. “Trekkies watching Rocky Horror Picture Show? SILENCE QUEER!”

MajorHavoc ,

Yeah. We have a pretty big overlap between Trekkies and Rocky Horror Motion Picture Show fans.

I think I’m gonna have mash-ups going through my head all day now.

“It’s just a jump to the left, and a deflector dish recalibratioooooooon.”

Stamets OP ,
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Oh god… That’s the next musical episode we need! Or at least a live stream of the SNW or DSC cast singing Rocky Horror numbers and talking about their favorite parts.

DharmaCurious ,
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Put me down for a Trekkie RHPS viewing party! Friggin love rocky horror!

DharmaCurious , in Who said it: Machiavelli or the Romulans?
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I’m going M-dawg on all of them. The “guess the quote” equivalent of letting it all ride on red. Lol.

xusontha , in I told you cloaking the cloaking device was a good idea.

If that was reality, the Federatuon would be screwed. A whole species of paranoid geniuses would be able to defeat the Federation in a multitude of ways

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