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moody , in In an alternate universe

Well I’m a photon torpedo-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!

AngryHumanoid , in In an alternate universe

Well now I need Samuel L. Jackson as a Klingon in literally any Star Trek show.

MajorHavoc , in In an alternate universe

“Data, can you run a self-diagnostic on your optic sensors and, if it checks out, check your logs from the last time you saw Mr Wallace.”

“Accessing now. Sensors read intact inclusive of the last time I was in the presence of Mr Wallace.”

“Thanks Data. Now, anaylze that sensor log and let me know if Mr Wallace looks like a bitch.”

“Data, I could use your help again. Can you check your audio sensor logs for me. Did this MF say ‘what’ again, about 2 seconds ago?”

“Of course, Geordi…My audio logs are intact, and I can confirm with certainty that he did say ‘what’, again.”

nottheengineer ,

This sounds like a perfect use case for AI generation. Give it a few more years and pulp trek might become a thing.

AngryCommieKender , in Go play with a cat somewhere

Janeway really needs to moderate that coffee addiction. I don’t drink the stuff personally, but I don’t think it’s worth some of the stuff she did for a better cuppa

bappity ,
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as long as it’s not Nescafé Gold Blend. that stuff makes me want to vomit from a sip.

Mongostein ,

Nescafé anything is shit. Literally the worst coffee.

bappity ,
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agreed. sadly in my area it dominates the store shelves so I rarely find bearable coffee brands :/

Justas ,
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Jacobs gives it a run for it’s money. And a runny stool for the poor sods unfortunate enough to drink it.

Stamets OP ,
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Coffee Crisp pretty good tho

Seasm0ke ,
bappity ,
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been finding out every week that they own some random brand I’ve been using for a while >_>

auraness ,

She only drinks tea now.

Itsamelemmy , in Living a better life than I am

I thought he wasn’t supposed to have cheese. Dr’s orders.

Tischkante , in Go play with a cat somewhere

Lets beam some photon torpedoes into their crew quarters.

bappity ,
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swap their coffee reserves for tri-cobalt devices

Kolanaki , in Go play with a cat somewhere
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Widdle waser beams

evdo , in me when I watch my past self die in front of me and have to replace him from a future that never was
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I still think it’s wild how he died and we just have a different O’Brien for the rest of the series.

bappity OP ,
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since he didn’t just disappear, the “future” him has to have been from a different universe and is probably presumed dead in that one

Disregard3145 ,

I don’t remember this, which episodes do I need to rewatch

thebardingreen ,
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DS9 S3 Episode 17 “Visionary.”

bappity , in Go play with a cat somewhere
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I wish we had a spin-off series of all the incorrectly reconstructed voyager tales from that future museum this would definitely be a scene LOL

Stamets OP ,
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We really would come to think of it.

What a great episode too. Loved seeing Evil Tuvok and by love I mean was scared shitless by seeing him smile.

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/fffd71b1-630e-49f7-968b-faf4e11415c1.png

VindictiveJudge ,

Smiling Spock in SNW channels the same energy.

Stamets OP ,
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You’re not wrong. It’s cute but also deeply deeply wrong.

kamenLady ,
ElBarto , in Go play with a cat somewhere
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It wasn’t even for better coffee, just coffee.

pinkdrunkenelephants , in Go play with a cat somewhere

🤔 So like, what would stop some diplomat from just bringing a suitcase nuke with them when getting beamed on board, and setting it off?

LastYearsPumpkin ,

The transporter detects and disables weapons mid beam. In at least one episode, they held a diplomat in the buffer to ask what to do about their weapon.

pinkdrunkenelephants , (edited )

How the fuck is that even possible even by technobabble standards?

How would they differentiate a weapon from life-saving medical equipment, and why wouldn’t some evil villain capitalize on that fact?

Or just make the crew beam down on some planet for some meeting and nuke the meeting place?

Or just pack a ship full of antimatter and ram it into the Enterprise?

The whole way war is done in Star Trek is so fucking stupid 🤦

Stamets OP ,
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  • The computer differentiates. Not sure why this is such a leap. The system is able to perfectly rebuild you because it analyzes you as you come in. It needs to know what to rebuild so it scans every part to rebuild. The system is able to tell between a tricorder and a phaser. There is no way for a villain to capitalize on this if they’re the one beaming onto any Starfleet ship because Starfleet is in control.
  • You could attack the away party and nuke the planet but it makes no sense to do so. Congrats. You’ve killed a couple people from the away team. The only thing you’ve done is guarantee you’ll be hunted down by Starfleet.
  • The deflector shields prevent ships from ramming ships. The shields prevent matter from entering.
  • Anti matter is insanely volatile and you’re not going to be able to casually pack the ship full of it
  • Ships have been used as suicide vessels that let their warp drive go critical. They’ve done this on ships in space as well as entering space stations cloaked and then detonating.
  • Nah, it is not “fucking stupid”.
pinkdrunkenelephants ,

See, that’s a logical and reasonable explanation and [email protected] ought to take lessons from you.

Nah, it is not “fucking stupid”

Ehh. I’m still not quite sold on that point, but I accept your explanations for the others.

Stamets OP ,
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Yeah I’m just going to go ahead and block you. You come into a Star Trek community throwing a fit about Star Trek, insulting it all based off of your own complete ignorance on the situation, and then have the fucking nerve to insult everyone else?

Some repugnant ass behavior. I’m sorry to @LastYearsPumpkin. Just ignore this jerk.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

∆∆ Yeah, I figured they would react like that even with positive acknowledgement of anything logical they had to say, because surprise-surprise, they weren’t actually speaking in good faith, they were just angry someone pointed out plot holes in some dumb TV show that their own friend even acknowledged is just fiction and doesn’t matter.

You all are highly highly oversensitive and you need to grow up. If it’s just fiction don’t throw temper tantrums when people point out plot holes because you can’t tolerate any sort of criticism toward a TV show of all things.

LastYearsPumpkin ,

Even crazier, they can filter out disease in the transporter. That’s how they don’t bring plagues back onto the ship after going on away missions.

How do they tell what’s a natural microbiome vs. crazy alien bacteria? Who knows, it’s a fantasy space show. Just sit back and relax.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

That’s just a weak-ass cop-out and you and I know it.

Why even have plots if they have magic machines that can make any problem go away with arbitrary explanations of how they work that are neither consistent or logical within the rules of its universe?

It’s stupid. And I can bet you’re just going to respond “Well, I like it anyway so I don’t care” in which case why even bother responding?

Remotedeck , in But they don't know what baseball is?

If your curious about the rest of the blueprints

www.cygnus-x1.net/…/star-trek-blueprints.php

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I used to have them on paper. I got them at a convention decades ago.

Crackhappy , in In an alternate universe
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Dear Lord that second one is cursed.

remotelove , in Yar problem, not mine

What is wrong with a little synthphetamines, synthium or synthanyl washed down with a nice tall glass of synthehol? Oh. Crack cocaine you say? Straight to brig.

EmpathicVagrant ,

Should’ve used synthecaine.

teft , in Beware imposters...
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Uhhhh that is obviously Laas and Rom.

negativenull OP ,

Data and Neelix

bionicjoey ,

It’s pronounced Netflix you dummy

negativenull OP ,

NetflixNeelix and chill ;)

taanegl ,

Next trend? Sexy pictures of Neelix.

RojoSanIchiban ,
Teal ,

Kneelicks and cheese 🧀

samus12345 ,
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Kneelicks

Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time…a long time.

https://sevspace.com/stupidarchive/sevtrek016-1.jpg

Teal ,

Nice! I wasn’t aware of that site, the name just came to me. :)

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