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RootBeerGuy , in Won't somebody think of the children
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Dude, too early.

USSBurritoTruck ,
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Why, is there a new volume of the Trek Encyclopedia being released?

FiskFisk33 , in Beware imposters...

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  • Stamets ,
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    This isn’t gatekeeping. It is actively making fun of gatekeepers.

    I have no idea how that managed to sail over so many peoples heads… The joke literally ends with Quark and Odos name misspelled.

    bingbong ,

    *Quack and Obo

    Evilsandwichman ,

    What about gatekeeping gatekeeping? 👉 👉

    FiskFisk33 ,

    hey! I see you like gatekeeping star trek, name five questions about the timeline of relations between the Klingon Empire and the United Federation of Planets.

    Evilsandwichman ,

    name five questions about the timeline of relations between the Klingon Empire and the United Federation of Planets.

    Okay:

    Question number 1: In what year did the Klingons enter into a peace with the federation?

    Question number 2: In what year did the Klingons enter into conflict once again with the federation?

    Question number 3: Why did the Klingons start the conflict again and under whose leadership?

    Question number 4: Did the Klingons dispute the ownership of any of planets with the federation, and if so, which?

    Question number 5: What role did Picard play in his diplomatic relations with the Klingons?

    I’ve no idea why you wanted me to name five questions but here you go (also I was joking in my previous post; I hope you’re not actually taking it seriously)

    FiskFisk33 ,

    I’ve no idea why you wanted me to name five questions but here you go (also I was joking in my previous post; I hope you’re not actually taking it seriously)

    Hahah, no, I’m gatekeeping gatekeeping. …jokingly, to be completely transparent. ;)

    HubertManne , in In an alternate universe

    why is it geordia on top and whorf on the bottom? Does not seem to make sense.

    roguetrick ,

    Listen, your fan theories about which character is the top and which character is the bottom don't have a place in Risa. /s

    HubertManne ,

    I would think risa would be the main place for the discussion. I mean remember when picard walked around risa with that raging horga'hn

    AngryHumanoid ,

    There are 2 answers. Answer 1: remember that Worf episode where he’s moving through quantum realities? That. Answer 2: fuck you.

    ummthatguy , in me when I watch my past self die in front of me and have to replace him from a future that never was
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    ummthatguy , in One Prime Directive violation I think we'd all be happy with
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    grue ,

    Username checks out.

    Anticorp , in I told you cloaking the cloaking device was a good idea.

    Romulan Tasha: That idiot sister of mine, Rom!

    Naja_kaouthia , in Captain Franknfurter to the Bridge

    I would totally do an online watch.

    Stamets OP ,
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    So would I… wondering if there’s a way I could easily set it up or something. Bunch of trekkies watching Rocky Horror Picture Show. That’ll be a ton of fun!

    Edit: I get downvoted for the weirdest shit lmfao

    MajorHavoc ,

    I’ve decided there’s a “single downvote” bot or something. Though honestly, the buttons are pretty close together in some apps, so it could just be fast fat fingers.

    Stamets OP ,
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    That’s true. I’ve accidentally downvoted people before and had to change it. For the record, I am not complaining. I do not give the remotest of a flying shit about how many numbers I have on a random webpage. If I did though I doubt I’d be upset about 1 downvote when I’ve got, according to my Boost app, over 200,000 upvotes.

    I just thought it was funny that THAT was the comment that got downvoted. Everything else I can see why and like yeah, sure. People gonna voice their opinions. I am not bothered by that and actively encourage it. It helps me know what to post and what not to post and to judge the vibe of a community. I just thought that was hysterical. “Trekkies watching Rocky Horror Picture Show? SILENCE QUEER!”

    MajorHavoc ,

    Yeah. We have a pretty big overlap between Trekkies and Rocky Horror Motion Picture Show fans.

    I think I’m gonna have mash-ups going through my head all day now.

    “It’s just a jump to the left, and a deflector dish recalibratioooooooon.”

    Stamets OP ,
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    Oh god… That’s the next musical episode we need! Or at least a live stream of the SNW or DSC cast singing Rocky Horror numbers and talking about their favorite parts.

    DharmaCurious ,
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    Put me down for a Trekkie RHPS viewing party! Friggin love rocky horror!

    TubeTalkerX , in Captain Franknfurter to the Bridge

    Remember Data, it’s all in the Pelvic thrust.

    HikingVet , in I told you cloaking the cloaking device was a good idea.

    Rom being a mechanical genius again.

    GreenMario , in IT'S THE WEEKEND
    xusontha , in Chief O'Brien would not receive another invite to the poker table.

    Everyone thought Bashir was the one holding back at darts, when it was actually O’Brien

    ummthatguy OP ,
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    MelodiousFunk , in It has been a long day
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    Shower crying is a good way to reset your body, mind, and soul when facing the prospect of doing the same thing over and over every fucking day for the next 30 years or so.

    flicker ,

    I'm just glad for you that at least your funk is melodious!

    xusontha , (edited ) in *You* buzzed in!

    Even if Quark asked for something Brunt wasn’t gonna give it to him anyways (unless it was a ticket)

    ummthatguy OP ,
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    xusontha ,

    I stand corrected. Brunt would TOTALLY give Quark an insulting statue of him and then charge him for it

    GenderNeutralBro , in The universe is a simulation and there is no end in sight.

    Aren’t half the episodes of Rick and Morty basically the same thing, too?

    RojoSanIchiban ,

    My man!

    (Well, one episode is exactly that, at least.)

    billiam0202 , in I had always wondered the same thing about these cups

    You laugh, but you’ll wish you had one of these when you lose your inertial stabilizers! You’ll go flying through the bridge viewscreen, but that mug will sit there watching it happen.

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