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FlyingSquid , in Living a better life than I am
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Considering what Archer is forcing the poor thing to listen to, I think I’m living the better life.

Jesus_666 ,

On repeat, no less, unless he’s going to be back very quickly.

No matter whether you like that song or not, having it looped for an extended period of time is a form of torture even the Cardassians would condemn.

EmpathicVagrant ,

It’s the only painful thing about binging ENT, honestly.

Lucidlethargy ,

Sir, faith of the heart is a STAPLE of the series. Irreplaceable. Star Trek turned up to eleven.

Lucidlethargy ,

Before you all downvote me, I just want you to know that I’ve got strength of the soul, and no one’s gonna bend or break me.

ummthatguy ,
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possiblylinux127 ,

Damn

Venicon ,
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You truly can reach any star.

GreenMario , in The Rom-spiration is spreading

I can’t do the edit on my phone at work but free upvote for a…

CD-Rom

negativenull , in Wesley's going to have to wash his mouth out with soap

D o n t F o r g e t T o D r i n k Y o u r S y n t h a l e

ummthatguy ,
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theforkofdamocles ,

A crummy commercial?!

xusontha , in And a space worm. I feel like that's important

Stamets looks so worried, like he’s trying to remember if he left the space oven on or not

ummthatguy , (edited )
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Did I leave the gas on?

https://media.tenor.com/wOEyjlCh5PYAAAAM/eddie-izzard-dress-to-kill.gif

No, I’m a fucking squirrel!

Stamets OP ,
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Well fucking great. Now I have to watch Dress to Kill again.

ummthatguy ,
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It’s her best work and you know it! Doesn’t hurt that the year it came out I had a history class and wound up doing a report on Pol Pot as a result.

Your diary must look odd: “Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death – lunch- death, death, death -afternoon tea - death, death, death - quick shower…"

Stamets OP ,
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Not going to lie, forgot that Eddie came out as trans. Makes the gif even more succinct. Good for her.

That death line is pretty amazing. There’s one line that I quote pretty frequently. My accent is a fucking disaster. It slips between a Newfie accent, a generic North American accent, and ‘Queens English’ for some fucking reason. When trying to explain the difference between the accents to people who are like “What stroke did you have?” I usually end up quoting Eddie. “Two countries seperated by a common language. You say aluminum we say aluminium, you say centrifugal we say centri-fugal, you say erbs and we say herbs because there’s a fucking H in it”.

Dunno why that was the quote that stuck in my head but it was.

NickwithaC ,
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Fucking nuts!

ummthatguy ,
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I long for a grapefruit.

Stamets OP ,
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Bro, I know we haven’t talked that much but have you not noticed yet that I am perpetually worried?

Oh you meant the character

Carry on

JWBananas ,
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You’re doing great. I’m proud of you.

Stamets OP ,
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That makes one of us

dejected_warp_core ,

I mean, he kind of is.

It’s not like he’s the only one that can pilot the ship to/from deep space and isn’t also a loose cannon. Or also the lead engineer. Or probably the only one qualified to fix and/or rebuild the spore drive should anything really bad happen to it. I mean, that would be insane to field a ship with a single point of failure for three critical roles - that would just be irresponsible.

Zero pressure job, really.

SuckMyWang , in Dad joke

😂 spok is a dumbass. He can’t spell rapper

WarmSoda , in Dad joke

Silly vulcan. Trix are for kids.

ptz , in One Prime Directive violation I think we'd all be happy with
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Still better than the Kazon ¯*(ツ)*/¯

Stamets OP ,
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Man it’s shocking how few Trek fans even remember they exist.

Carlo ,

Oh I dunno, they get so much screen time in Voyager that anyone who’s watched the series can’t help but remember them. Usually what people remember is how badly written they are as major antagonists. Having read a bit about their origin story, it was a real shit show from start to finish. Uninspired, reactionary garbage.

Stamets OP ,
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Oh I dunno, they get so much screen time in Voyager that anyone who’s watched the series can’t help but remember them.

That’s the thing. They really didn’t. They were only in 2 seasons. They had a handful of appearances after that but they were more easter eggs than anything else. They are pretty horrifically written though. That and they’re just shittier Klingons.

milkisklim , in Semantic arguments, part 2 (Hard Mode: No Pulaski... *and no Julian for lack of spots)

But Julian did find the spots…on Ezri.

ininewcrow , in One Prime Directive violation I think we'd all be happy with
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By Grabthar’s Hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged!

Seraph ,
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... What a savings.

xusontha ,
ummthatguy , in One Prime Directive violation I think we'd all be happy with
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grue ,

Username checks out.

GreenMario , in One Prime Directive violation I think we'd all be happy with
ooterness , in One Prime Directive violation I think we'd all be happy with

If they’ve got FTL, it’s not violating the Prime Directive.

Stamets OP ,
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The Prime Directive doesn’t actually stop there. It applies even if they do have FTL. The reason this doesn’t violate the Prime Directive isn’t because they have FTL but because they directly asked for help.

Technus ,

Aiding an independent state at war with another independent state would probably require going through the Federation Council, unless the President can provide military aid through discretionary spending.

It’s been a while since I’ve seen the movie but I vaguely remember something about the Thermians on-board the ship* being the last of their kind, and Wikipedia only describes Sarris as a “warlord” which means both factions may be non-state actors, which could either complicate or simplify things depending on Federation law.

It seems like Starfleet captains have broad discretion in choosing to render humanitarian aid to warp-capable peoples, though.

Stamets OP ,
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Well we did see the Enterprise involve itself in various skirmishes without too much oversight or approval so any approval needed might just be a quick message to Starfleet.

You are right on the Thermians saying they’re the last of their kind but they say that after Tim Allen has bundled the first meeting. It’s vaguely implied that they’re the last of their kind because of what Tim Allen did. Not confirmed or anything but it’s how it appears. So you could argue that they’re the last of their people or not.

It does leave it really up in the air.

By the way thanks for engaging ❤️

Technus ,

You are right on the Thermians saying they’re the last of their kind but they say that after Tim Allen has bundled the first meeting. It’s vaguely implied that they’re the last of their kind because of what Tim Allen did.

I remember that now that you say it.

So I think it really depends on whether Mathesar represents continuity of government in Thermian law. If there’s no continuity of government, then at that point they are non-state actors, paramilitary forces in exile.

For sake of argument, let’s say we’re meeting them before their planet is destroyed.

Well we did see the Enterprise involve itself in various skirmishes without too much oversight or approval so any approval needed might just be a quick message to Starfleet.

That really depends on the nature of the conflict and which version of the Enterprise we’re talking about.

I haven’t seen much of TOS so I don’t know what Kirk would do, but if we’re talking TNG era I think that Starfleet would be pretty hesitant to get involved in a conflict they didn’t start.

We also have to consider where in the galaxy we’re meeting the Thermians.

If it’s in the Alpha quadrant near to Federation space, then military intervention isn’t out of the question, especially if they’ve expressed interest in joining the Federation. If they’re in Klingon or Romulan or Breen space, or the Neutral Zone, then Starfleet getting involved could be a real problem. They may still render humanitarian aid and even clandestine military aid, but they’re going to have to tread very carefully.

If they’re in the Gamma quadrant through the wormhole, then Starfleet may be hesitant to commit any significant assets, even if they want to help. It’d especially be an issue once contact with the Dominion is made. Sarris could even be working with them as an enforcer if it’s a remote part of their space they don’t really care about.

If they’re in the Delta quadrant asking Janeway for help, which is the easiest way to slot this conflict into a TNG era Milky Way from a narrative perspective, then it really depends on the size of Sarris’ forces and whether Janeway thinks she can win against him. If it’s an even fight, she might see aiding the Thermians and gaining an ally in the region as worth the risk. If Sarris is too dangerous she might just say “sorry” and move on, maybe leaving behind some medical supplies and assisting with some repairs and upgrades. She’d be really torn about it though, and some of the crew would complain or even clandestinely join the Thermians to help. It’d make for a decent bottle episode.

HandwovenConsensus ,

Wait, what? I don’t remember that being implied at all. That would be incredibly dark for such a light-hearted comedy.

The Thermians were fighting Sarris long before they brought in Tim Allen’s character.

Stamets OP ,
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Yes. And then Tim Allen fucked it up for them and attacked Sarris. That ship was the last line of defense. Also not sure how that’s the limit for incredibly dark when you have the entire “We were lying” scene and the “By Grabthars Hammer” death scene. Also the children aliens who are beating another child to death.

HandwovenConsensus ,

A soon-forgiven liar revealed scene or the suitably mourned and quickly avenged death of a sympathetic character by a villain are not even remotely on the level of the protagonist we’re rooting for causing genocide without remorse or consequences.

Why would the “lying” scene even remotely matter when Tim Allen’s character killed their entire civilization? That’s a much bigger deal than lying about being a space captain! Why would they put him in charge again without even explaining his error?

bappity , in And a space worm. I feel like that's important
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Stamets OP ,
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Thanks babes

Sharpiemarker , (edited )

Blue Steel

Dunno why my embedded images aren’t working with Boost.

Turns out it’s because I’m an idiot.

bappity ,
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😂

btw you’re using the wrong markdown for images add a ! before the [] e.g. text

Sharpiemarker ,

I appreciate the suggestion, but it still doesn’t show up correctly when I use it like your example.

Used correctly, I see plain text with no hyperlink. Used without the ! I see a hyperlink. Let me know if the embedded gif below works for you. I’ve done it like you suggest.

Blue Steel

bappity ,
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Blue Steel

you almost got it but have to use the direct link of the gif not the giphy page, right click (or press and hold if on mobile) on gif and copy image location

Sharpiemarker ,

This has been an education. You’re a legend!

Opafi , in It has been a long day

“It has been a long day”…

Getting from there to here?

dontcarebear , in me when I watch my past self die in front of me and have to replace him from a future that never was
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And still show up for work the next day 0600 and fix Sisko’s raktajino replicator. A working man’s hero.

ummthatguy ,
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