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GustavoM , to technology in Elon Musk takes over @x Twitter account without paying owner
@GustavoM@lemmy.world avatar

“Brb im gonna post something on x”

“X? Is that a new kind of porn?”

nobodyspecial ,
@nobodyspecial@kbin.social avatar

X-creting, not posting. Or would that be xitting (pronounced 'zitting').

SlopppyEngineer ,

Tweeting is now called X-ting?

Lurk99777 , to technology in Elon Musk takes over @x Twitter account without paying owner

I’m guessing he’s trying to spell something dirty again with his companies like he did with the Tesla models (S, 3, X, Y). Dude basically is a 13 year old boy if they were given billions of dollars.

Bjaldr ,

SpaceX, does he have an E? X, Tesla

db2 ,

Apparently Ford got the E first so King Twit went with a 3.

666dollarfootlong ,

Yea but a company starting with E

visak ,

Ford really should have released the electric Mustang as the Model E. Not only because Mustang was a bad brand to use for that but because Elon losing his shit about it would have been hysterical and free PR.

mastermind OP , to technology in Elon Musk takes over @x Twitter account without paying owner

Archive Link: archive.li/QIQgo

ThirdWorldOrder ,

Link doesn’t appear to work for me

whosdadog ,

Works for me, try again? Sometimes archive links take time to generate.

ThirdWorldOrder ,

Something to do with me I’m guessing. It’s like the third one I’ve tried today and just fails to establish a connection

cerement ,
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  • I got lucky and got through on archive.is
  • archive.today and Cloudflare have an ongoing hissy fit, other than hopping instances, sometimes just waiting a few hours also works …
Transcendant ,

Working OK for me

cowpowered ,

You’re probably on Firefox with DNS over HTTPS enabled. The folks who run archive.today intentionally block Cloudflare’s DNS for some reason…

DrChickenbeer ,
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@mastermind thanks for posting the archive link!

deegeese , to world in Top IDF commander in aid strike wanted to block humanitarian supplies into Gaza

IDF accidentally reveals genocide was their goal all along.

Bonesince1997 , to world in Rescuers among at least 14 victims of Russian ‘double tap’ strike on Odesa

Hey, Pope, why don’t you comment on this, you robed bitch.

TransplantedSconie ,

Lmao you robed bitch.

Now that’s what I’ll call him

FenrirIII ,
@FenrirIII@lemmy.world avatar

Russians are generally Russian Orthodox and don’t give a shit about what the Pope says. There’s a long history of tension.

uphillbothways , to science in Magic mushrooms ‘can improve sex lives in struggling marriages’
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

But can they make you want to save the marriage in the first place?

ArmoredThirteen ,

I’m giving it a 50/50 based on my sample size of two. I sure felt like I wanted to make things work more but spouse still marched right for divorce so 🤷‍♀️

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Only if you still care

Blackmist , to world in El Salvador’s ‘cool dictator’ boasts country would be ‘a one-party system’ after election win

That would be the same El Salvador that’s had the world’s highest murder rate since I was a kid, would it?

Sounds like the “war on gangs” is just “replace them all with one big gang and put the leader in charge of the country”.

But go back far enough and that’s how a lot of countries became more than a bunch of local warlords fucking up each others shit.

maness300 , (edited )

That would be the same El Salvador that’s had the world’s highest murder rate since I was a kid, would it?

Their murder rate is way down thanks to the efforts of the man you are criticizing for having too much power.

Before him, that’s when gangs were running rampant and contributing to the murder rate you recall as a child.

This is why people overwhelmingly support him. It turns out, results speak louder than ideologies.

Retards will not understand this last part, though.

fujiwood , (edited )

“Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely."

maness300 ,

Power doesn’t corrupt. It just reveals the corruption we already have inside of us.

If someone who is not corrupt is given power, then they will wield that power responsibly.

If someone is corrupt, then their power will reflect that corruption because it enables the temptations to which they succumb.

Try thinking for yourself instead of just trying to fit in.

fujiwood ,

I posit that an uncorruptible person would never allow themselves to become a Dictator.

An uncorruptible individual would possess other traits that would humble them enough to not believe that they are above all others.

A Dictator believes that they themselves have the only right to rule.

tRy tHinkING foR yoUrself iNsTEad of JUst trYInG To fiT iN.

small44 ,

I’m tunisian and i know dictators excuses very well to stay in power. Lot of people was kidnapoed, tortured and killed by Ben Ali. Ben Ali excuse was about protecting people from Islamist extremist.

Landsharkgun ,

Get rid of the ableist slur please.

bigFab ,

The oposition literally invited the gangs to decide what to do with the country.

It’s documented in video.

Study the case first before giving a strong opinion.

Altofaltception , to world in Germany considers recruiting foreigners to army in face of Russian menace

Service Guarantees Citizenship

PanArab , to worldnews in Putin’s Russia is closing in on a devastating victory. Europe’s foundations are trembling.
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The US already cut off Europe from Russian oil and gas. There’s natural gas off the coast of Gaza. It is obvious how this is playing.

Tosti ,
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Natural gas … Gaza. In the mean time less than a million dirt poor Guyanans are sitting on the worlds largest reserve. Getting in on that is way less of an issue for anyone.

You are drawing lines that are not there. Gaza is horrible enough without inventing nonsense around it.

PanArab ,
@PanArab@lemmy.ml avatar

Yet…

“Amid ongoing war, BP and Eni among firms awarded gas exploration licenses in Israel” timesofisrael.com/amid-ongoing-war-bp-and-eni-amo…

Gaza is much closer to Germany, that now been cut off from Russian fossil fuels

Froyn , to news in Agencies warn of ‘apocalyptic’ situation in southern Gaza as half of population go hungry

Of course half the population is starving. Israel bombed the other half.

TransplantedSconie , to news in ‘Storm of the century’ washes away Russia’s Crimea bridge barriers

The Almighty:

Alright, Ukraine. Windows open. Send in the boats and blow this fucker.

exhales cigar smoke from a ginormous cuban

(My God smokes cigars, hates Russians, and hates bridges for some reason. He also looks like Dolph Lundgren)

MagicShel ,

Sounds at least as legit as any other deity.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Ezekiel saw the wheel, and it was pretty fuckin cool.

theodewere ,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

along the missile's flank are the words: I must break you

otter ,

He is Dolph Lundgren, and I would like to be ordained in His ministry. Please, send me the brochure.

Mr_Blott , to world in ‘I walked out with a £150 trolley – it was so easy’: the rise of middle-class shoplifting

Waste of time, Karen. A £150 trolley is only about a third full you dipshit

Neato ,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

Yeah. Clearly she's never watched Supermarket Sweep!

AbidanYre ,

Go for the butterballs!!

lud , to world in Russia spread bedbug panic in France, intelligence services suspect

The most interesting thing is that dogs are fucking amazing at finding everything by sniffing.

Wage_slave , to worldnews in Biden considering huge ‘one and done’ Ukraine aid package
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

One and done like “Then, you turn this key, and input these codes. Don’t lose the codes. Now, first thing’s first, it’s not actually a football…”

Konlanx , to technology in She went beyond socialism to being a full communist and thinking that anyone rich is evil. Elon Musk reveals Twitter takeover driven by 'woke mind virus' that infected his trans daughter.

Being rich implies you are evil. If you were good, you would give back to the people who create your wealth.

A good person understands they are not entitled to that much money with so much bad things in the world nor need it in the first place to live a decent live.

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