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SatansMaggotyCumFart , to memes in You fuckin' hobbits came up here to smoke dope on Mount Doom, huh?

Hear me out here, what happens if I put the One Ring up my ass?

Zerush , to memes in You fuckin' hobbits came up here to smoke dope on Mount Doom, huh?
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Gallardo994 , to memes in You fuckin' hobbits came up here to smoke dope on Mount Doom, huh?

Finally, a superhero we needed, a FurmarkMan

the_post_of_tom_joad , to funny in Wait, even Skeletor?

Someone just told me yesterday Mark hamil voices skeleton in the new he-man and i really have to watch it now. I need his take on “nyaaa haha”

jenny_ball , (edited )
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there’s a new he man? lolll

Lolman228 ,

It's just his Joker voice

the_post_of_tom_joad ,

Really? Well this not bad either. Didn’t he say he was gonna stop voicing joker? I hope thats not true cuz for me hamil is the joker

chiliedogg ,

He and Kevin Conroy retired the voices of Bats and Joker but came back several times. They retired after Arkham Asylum and came back for Arkham Knight (Origin had different VAs), and they both came back for Killing Joke as well, and their final act together was the Crisis trilogy. The last part is expected to release this year, so we have one last adventure with Kevin’s Batman.

After Kevin’s death I think the retirement may stick for Hamill. He’s said before that he wouldn’t do Joker without Conroy.

Blackmist ,

He was surprisingly good in The Fall of the House of Usher.

the_post_of_tom_joad ,

I really enjoyed him in that! Probably my favorite character.

itsgroundhogdayagain , to funny in Wait, even Skeletor?

Skeletor was the victim. He was the rightful heir.

CileTheSane ,
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This comment made me realize how little I know about the He-man extended universe.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

All monarchies are illegitimate, the warring nobles will not spared from the guillotine just because they look good in a leather loincloth and someone gave them a magic sword

Num10ck , to funny in Wait, even Skeletor?

ah yes the eternal debate on tolerance of evil.

RadicalEagle ,

I think you can “love” someone without tolerating their nonsense. It’s all about being willing to find a consensual way of interacting. Theoretically it may be impossible, but we can still try.

greenskye ,

Ironically this is the whole ‘love the sinner, not the sin’ bit that Christians love to use to excuse their own intolerance.

RadicalEagle ,

Yeah, I think a lot of modern Christians are unaware of how masochistic and sadistic they really are. They get so hung up on the idea that they have a “get out of jail free” card that it justifies all the rest of their behavior, even when that behavior is explicitly called out in their manual lol

CileTheSane ,
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I have an ex who cheated on me. I’m not holding on to anger about it, I do honestly hope they’ve found happiness, but I want nothing to do with them again and if they showed up at my door I would tell them to leave.

zloubida ,
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To love someone is sometimes to say them that their actions are evil.

melpomenesclevage ,

No I’m pretty sure its more about telling them everything that sucks about them is totally fine and even good actually.

Flax_vert ,

It’s been 2000 years, how have we not gotten the hang of this already

melpomenesclevage ,

Pretty sure love is more than 2000 years old.

Unless you believe in incredibly-young-earth creationism, where the OP and all your memories older than dinner last night are just a lie planted here by god to trick us into thinking the world is more than 16 hours old.

Flax_vert ,

What is blud yapping about 🗣️🗣️🗣️

melpomenesclevage ,

Just saying Christianity didn’t invent love, and making fun of religious excuses.

Flax_vert ,

I’m talking about interpretation of Jesus’ words (•-•")

melpomenesclevage ,

Dude we don’t even know if he existed, and even if he did we know he wasn’t even the coolest guy the romans executed on a cross.

Flax_vert ,

If we don’t know he existed then we don’t know if most people until recent history existed

melpomenesclevage ,

Nah, there aren’t a lot of reliable documents, holy books don’t count.

Flax_vert ,

Why don’t “holy books” count?

melpomenesclevage ,

Not historical sources, full of dubious claims.

Find him in roman records, or letters about ‘this hippie bastard, Christ or something, was a total dick when he came into the office to pay his taxes today. Gods, why do I even do this fucking job? I’m having serious anxiety issues, and at 23, im past middle age. I’m afraid I won’t ever…’ Or literally any reliable source.

Your book about fucking wizards is not a reliable source, and if you get to say Jesus definitely existed; I get to say gandalf actually existed. Also magneto (that even had pictures in the primary source!)

Flax_vert ,

Flavius Josephus, Pliny the Younger, Suetonius, Celsus, Tacitus, Thallus, Phlegon, etc

Your book about fucking wizards is not a reliable source

How come?

melpomenesclevage ,

Because its got wizards and makes a lot of strong claims, including about wizards, that aren’t corroborated NY actual real historical documents, which we have for some of the times and places mentioned, including the Roman empire, who kept absolutely fucking anal records-in fact, when it split, we literally still use the word for half of them (byzantine)as the word for ‘absolutely fucking anal retentive bureaucracy’.

Youre working with more literary analysis and like ‘oh hey here’s an accurate description of an eclipse, so this person probably saw one, they were in this part of the world, so we can guess when it was written’ type stuff than historical details. An ancient stone dildo tells us so much more about a culture than your book about wizards.

Flax_vert ,

Okay, for a start, from the time of Jesus, we don’t have very many records. And the Byzantine empire didn’t exist until 300 years later, coincidentally when Christianity really took on. A good example is Pompeii. Basically all evidence we have for it is archaeological. There is only one written record which is written by a guy -surprise- who also mentions Jesus. The eruption of Mt Vesuvius was likely witnessed by around 250,000 people and killed many upper-class romans. In fact, the writings about Jesus are extraordinary as so many of them survived and exist in such a close timeframe to the existence of Jesus.

Secondly,

Because its got wizards and makes a lot of strong claims, including about wizards

Gonna assume by wizards you mean Jesus being God.

This is circular reasoning. “Jesus couldn’t have been God because there is no proof of Jesus being God, and the Bible isn’t proof because Jesus couldn’t have been God because there is no proof”

Basically you’re saying “Prove to me Jesus is God” “Okay, here’s your proof” “I reject your evidence because it claims Jesus is God when Jesus clearly isn’t God”

Thirdly, there’s archeological evidence of an early Church existing and early New Testament manuscripts from the second century. There’s even a stone tablet mentioning Pontius Pilate, which before it was discovered, critical atheists claimed was a fictional character.

melpomenesclevage ,

Archaeology counts, dude.

No you can’t prove to Mr that ‘Jesus was god’, because you would first need to prove god exists. I would’ve heard by now if you could do that.

So anything youre saying does that I can safely dismiss as made up fantasty nonsense.

I’m saying “prove this was a real dude who lived and was much better at community organizing than carpentry, and this is the same guy who some people think was an immortal wizard who isnt actually a wizard its complicated but whats important is he fought a balrog or whatever and helped frodo get the one ring to mordor before fucking off with him to valinor”. And apparently you can’t even keep the question straight.

Flax_vert ,

What sort of archaeology would Jesus leave behind?

melpomenesclevage ,

I don’t know or care, I don’t talk this much about the bodies of much cooler communists who I know existed.

Flax_vert ,

Jesus literally rose into heaven, you can go see His empty tomb in Jerusalem as well lol.

melpomenesclevage ,

Oh shit. Yeah, that’s proof he was a real guy.

Flax_vert ,

Yep. Also means heaven and hell are real places. Which one?

melpomenesclevage ,

Pretty sure we’re in hell, but youve been outside; you know this.

homesweethomeMrL ,

Is it?

Ephera ,

Yeah, the paradox of tolerance.

My favorite solution that I’ve heard, is to treat tolerance not as a moral imperative, but rather as a social contract.
Anyone who is tolerant will have tolerance extended to them. Those who are intolerant, on the other hand, can fuck right off.

LwL , (edited )

Yes, I’ve never really seen the paradox as a paradox for that reason. The question, rather, should be what precisely we require from the social contract. The old question of “where is the line at which point my freedom impacts your freedom”. But no matter where that line is, it means that if someone spews hate, you’re allowed to respond in kind

(Morally, that is. If it’s covered by law then legally it should be handled through the justice system and responding in kind would fall under vigilante justice)

MonkderDritte ,

They did that in east europe (fucking off), founded ISIS, flooded an area with drugs and overran it.

Drewelite , (edited )

Yeah the Internet has insulated people from how a society works. They can “fuck off”… to where? Somewhere they’ll still vote and encourage people to follow their example? Somewhere without people telling them they’re wrong where they can become more and more extreme?

It’s like prison. Yeah let’s take all the people that have a proclivity for crime and put them together. Then teach them to obey the system by using it to punish and traumatize them. After all, they deserve it. They’ll realize that, any day now.

Drewelite ,

The way I practice it is that everyone gets a basic level of tolerance. Free speech, basic human rights, and a low level of respect and decency. But until you treat others the same there will be a social friction wherever you go and eventually a hard line. Like, no, we don’t want you in here if you’re just going to be an asshole everyday. Come back in a week and we’ll see if you’ve learned some self-control.

Manmoth ,

Secularly everything has to be a social contract because there is no moral authority.

Ephera ,

Well, for your own moral behaviour, you’d be the authority…

Manmoth ,

You’re saying the same thing.

franklin , to memes in You fuckin' hobbits came up here to smoke dope on Mount Doom, huh?
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About to do some shit that makes it never want to see again.

Darkenfolk ,

~Sauron gained additional fetishes.

CarbonIceDragon ,
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This reminds me of something I sometimes wonder about lotr: does the ring make you more evil, or does it just make you more like Sauron? If you’re already even more evil than Sauron and you put on the ring, does it slowly turn you ever so slightly more good, to align with Sauron better?

Klear ,

…or does it make Sauron be more like you in that case?

hydroptic OP ,

Shove a palantir up your pooper

TheImpressiveX , to funny in That remains to be seen
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CCF_100 ,

Lol it looks like it was made by the same person too

samus12345 ,
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Why is it more disturbing when Minnie is wearing a bikini top instead of nothing?

acockworkorange ,

Because it implies fictional mice have only two teats.

Ekybio , to funny in That remains to be seen
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“like being nude”

Im tipping my hat to the creator for predicting the near future if a beloved character who is now open for public use. They saw the opportunity and grabbed it firmly

AnUnusualRelic ,
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Right. Let’s shave Winnie.

sunbytes , to funny in 🎵 If you █████ ██ in the ███ 🎶

And then…

There’s the Profanisaurus.

link

hydroptic OP ,

“Previously Known As Sweary Mary’s Dictionary Of Filth”, lul

imPastaSyndrome , to funny in That remains to be seen

It’s funny because the punchline is in the title

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,

Bro put the punchline in the title.

therealjcdenton ,
FractalsInfinite ,

Thanks, for our meme, I’m going to steal distribute it

scarilog ,

Bros going to distribute this meme

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Well, as long as everyone gets a piece of the seized meme

halfway_neko ,
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Exec ,
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Why is this in Sonic Forces style?

halfway_neko ,
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idk lol. i acquired this meme from someone else :P

stoi ,
samus12345 ,
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bro posted a comic about saying “bro” followed by a description of what just happened

hydroptic OP ,

Damn right I did, and you laughed anyhow

magnetosphere , to funny in That remains to be seen
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I’ve found “that remains to be seen” to be both handy and versatile when a noncommittal response is called for.

dharmacurious ,

I’m fond of “if it is written then it shall be so” when I need to be mysterious. My friends do not like it when I respond that way when they ask me out to lunch.

Rolando ,

“Perchance…”

onion ,
EmoDuck , to funny in 🎵 If you █████ ██ in the ███ 🎶

A thesaurus is just a dictionary remixed

CaptnNMorgan ,

Dictionaries have definitions. I think most thesauruses are just lists of words

TexasDrunk , to funny in That remains to be seen

It does not remain to be seen. Blood and Honey already exists.

livus ,
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Yes but have we all seen it yet?

TexasDrunk ,

I saw it for everyone. Now you don’t have to!

owenfromcanada ,
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Taking one for the team. Thx fam

Zorque ,

My hero <3

finickydesert ,
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Thank you for your service

fsxylo ,

Reminds me of the guy who played Gollum and put it on youtube so no one else had to play it.

shadowscale ,

how was it?

pmmeyourseedbombs ,

Shit

TexasDrunk ,

Not great. If you go in expecting garbage you might be able to have a good time. I watch tons of absolute garbage so I was able to have a good time.

I’ll watch the second one when it comes out and the other ones they’re planning in the same universe.

Default_Defect ,
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It remains to be seen.

Slovene ,

Considering that they’re talking about nudity, he probably means ‘weird’ in the Rule 34 sense.

CarbonIceDragon ,
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Copyrights don’t seem to stop that from happening regardless

unreachable ,
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beauty and the beast BWC/BBC

Gabu ,

Beast and the 999 ways to have fun with furniture and household ornaments

Slovene ,

Not commercially, though.

EtherWhack , to funny in Are we still doing "phrasing!" ?
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Who turned Winnie the Pooh into a 3y/o?

hydroptic OP ,

The little dude’s wearing pants though, unlike Pooh.

Which reminds me, I have another funny thing to post

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