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justme , to science_memes in What doesn't kill you…

I was so sure that is a birthday cake!

variants ,

It is, after some kid sprays out the candles

wreckedcarzz , to funny in But did you try unnaturally?
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Me, a furry: “amateurs”

Kolanaki ,
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We’re not allowed to have children in the US because of laws that prohibit human/animal hybrids :(

name_NULL111653 ,

Wait 'till all the cybernetics ethics committees start to regulate protogen pups as “unethical”…

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Have you tried hacking a nuclear power plant?

hydroptic OP ,

The solution is simple: just don’t get caught

SerotoninSwells , to science_memes in What doesn't kill you…
@SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world avatar

Sick embroidery!

JoYo , to science_memes in What doesn't kill you…
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

decent with modification

SaddieTheMad , to funny in No hablo ingles
@SaddieTheMad@lemmy.world avatar

It is inglés.

Without the ‘é’, it says that it doesn’t speak “groins”.

We can correct it in our minds, but as a Mexican scholar explained, these marks in Spanish should not be erased in other languages as they are quite important. It is the difference between “¡Feliz año nuevo!” (Happy New Year!) and “¡Feliz ano nuevo!” (Happy new anus!).

Waraugh ,

We should definitely erase that second one though!

Laser ,

The void doesn’t actually speak Spanish, it’s just pretending not to understand so that it doesn’t need to justify. Actually adds to the punchline

cmbabul ,

It’s talking about a grocery store in the south

ZwoofBlaf , (edited )

I do notice that in Spain people are more and more omitting the accents because they are annoying to type (with the exception of the ñ which has its own key on Spanish keyboards, besides the ‘l’, where the ; is on a US keyboard).

The other ones are kinda less important anyway and really, people know what you mean anyway. They don’t really think you are wishing them a happy anus (or maybe they do want your anus to be happy in the new year of course, which is nice 🥰)

But yeah it confuses auto translators, because sí (yes) and si (if) is often confused by them. When you’re reading spanish you will automatically discern this based on context, the accent doesn’t really matter and it’s hard to see anyway. On most screens it’s like 1 pixel of difference. It does tend to confuse people relying on translators though :)

jdf038 ,

I lost it at " 🥰"

But as someone with little understanding of the language I’m glad I read this from you and the OC

VicksVaporBBQrub , to funny in No hablo ingles

I remember when mine tried to teach itself Quebecois.

hydroptic OP ,

Demanded to be fed poutine and said “tabarnac” a lot?

thefrankring ,
@thefrankring@lemmy.world avatar

Osti de caliss de tabarnak de marde.

VicksVaporBBQrub , (edited )

Yes, and also mainly to feed a appetite of tv/movie comedies like C’est Pas Moi, C’est L’autre (2004) or OSS:117 (2006) {that one is a 007 parody}. And b-side actresses like Caroline Dhavernas. And to get that candy that tastes like soap.

intensely_human , to fediverse in The countries with the most Fediverse servers are rich and former/current colonial powers. One of the best true barometers of the success of the Fediverse is how quickly we can turn that on its head.

Yes Lemmy is a form of wealth. It’s the sort of thing you’d expect to see in a wealthy country

supersquirrel OP ,

Then how do we most effectively fight wealth inequality along the axis of software, fediverse software in particular?

Paradachshund , to funny in Shoutout to the IBD / IBS gang

I’ve heard that for some non-english speakers who don’t know what it means, diarrhea is one of the most beautiful sounding words in English.

hydroptic OP ,

Now that you mention it, it does have a nice sound to it (the word, not the diarrhea. That usually doesn’t sound very nice)

Blum0108 ,

It just flows so nicely

justme ,

It just rolls of the tongue

umbrella , to funny in No hablo ingles
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

are you supposed to just let it sit there or what

ArmoredThirteen ,

I feed mine hallucinogens, seems to help… That and exercising aggressively enough to damage my body so I have a distraction

ZOSTED ,

I think you touch it to different things and see what happens, if I remember my absurdists.

FreshLight ,

For me it’s sports, 7,5h of uninterrupted sleep, a healthy relationship with my eating habits and I once in a while tell myself that I’m enough and that I believe in myself.

MonkderDritte , to funny in No hablo ingles

I don’t get the joke.

Martineski ,
@Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You feel bad. You engage in unhealthy activities in hopes to feel bad less. You end up feeling more bad long term.

MonkderDritte ,

Ah, thanks.

257m ,

and at the end you turn spanish???

indepndnt ,

I’m the last panel, the void is lying in order to avoid answering for its earlier lies. Pretending you don’t speak English is a fairly common tactic, though I suspect more so in jokes/as a joke than seriously.

fleabomber ,
@fleabomber@lemmy.world avatar

Lucky you.

Rai , to funny in No hablo ingles

can you don’t put punchline in title

it is a bad

hydroptic OP ,
Jackcooper ,

Literally the punchline

hydroptic OP ,

Ask your doctor if dying mad about it is right for you

ArmokGoB ,

This post is basically the shit Redditor starter package.

brbposting ,
TropicalDingdong , to funny in But did you try unnaturally?

“After years of trying, we decided to adopt…”

fluxion ,

Just ended up with a bunch of human pups

ZOSTED ,

Gross lol

Cistello , to fediverse in The countries with the most Fediverse servers are rich and former/current colonial powers. One of the best true barometers of the success of the Fediverse is how quickly we can turn that on its head.

Braindead

supersquirrel OP ,

You can’t drop a mean comment like that and not expand on what you specifically mean by it.

What makes my post brain dead then specifically ?

threelonmusketeers , to fediverse in The countries with the most Fediverse servers are rich and former/current colonial powers. One of the best true barometers of the success of the Fediverse is how quickly we can turn that on its head.

It would be cool to have some Lemmy servers from some more obscure countries, like, I don’t know, Mali, or something. Do they have any interesting top level domain names?

supersquirrel OP ,

Oh true you could probably get some sick domains for smaller countries not well represented on the internet (not me I mean someone from that country).

Honestly I think cities are cooler though they feel more local and human than country names to me.

Zangoose ,

Pretty sure that’s a joke, Mali’s TLD is .ml

threelonmusketeers ,

And as far as I know, lemmy.ml has no affiliation with Mali whatsoever.

AnUnusualRelic , to funny in No hablo ingles
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

My VOIP doesn’t work like that at all.

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