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digger , to memes in Don't worry, ladies, I got this
@digger@lemmy.ca avatar

I’ve never been able to get more than 4 in each hand of that style and that’s hard to manage.

SugarSnack ,

Go underarm, more biomechanically friendly

Spaghetti_Hitchens , to memes in Don't worry, ladies, I got this

Ladies. I am so swole on the lord

onichama , to memes in Better take an advil

I only know ibuprofen as a pain killer, but good to know it can also reduce fever!

devfuuu ,

It was the key drug being deployed during the covid war. I survived tks to it. Saw god a few times.

Summzashi ,

Reading this makes me think it was thorazine instead of ibuprofen.

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

DMT is more likely.

theangryseal ,

Interesting, as someone who takes Suboxone, I avoid Tylenol because of potential liver issues. I was told during the pandemic that ibuprofen caused things to be worse. It was a confusing time and a very scary time.

It’s hard to know what info to trust these days.

captainlezbian ,

It blocks inflammation of all sorts

SirBucksworth , to memes in Don't worry, ladies, I got this
@SirBucksworth@lemmy.world avatar

Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷‍♀️

some_guy ,

I wanna suck your dick, sir.

DancingIsForbidden ,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

GET IN LINE I WAS FIRST THAT DICK IS MINE

DragonTypeWyvern ,

You whores are going to hell.

Everyone knows oral is sex, that’s why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.

You need to use the poophole loophole.

jaybone ,

Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.

new_guy ,

That’s because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.

vivadanang ,

the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course

Peaty ,

Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.

DancingIsForbidden ,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!

Restaldt ,

Ever heard of soaking

Its only sex if you pump more than twice

Viking_Hippie ,
NegativeLookBehind , to memes in Don't worry, ladies, I got this
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

“Omg look how many chairs he’s carrying. I’m gonna fuck the bejesus into him later”

ThePyroPython ,
Track_Shovel OP ,

Holy Christ

KISSmyOS ,

“Hey Pastor, can you marry us real quick?”

Lath , to memes in Better take an advil

Macrophages just want to watch the whole body burn.

Rivalarrival ,

From what I’ve read, anything over about 101F is doing more harm than good.

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

That’s 38C for anyone out of the US

Acters ,

311 Kelvin for anyone who is an absolutist

And

560 Rankine for absolutists who wish to stick with Fahrenheit

Rivalarrival ,

38C is a nice handful, not a temperature.

Wergul ,

That’s not very high

nyoooom ,

Pretty sure it’s anything at 42°C or above that is a vital emergency, as it starts to destroy neurons

39°C is basically a normal fever

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

I just converted what they said

aksdb ,

Then convert better next time! (/s)

nickwitha_k ,

This does not appear to match the evidence anymore: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7717216/

The body is generally unable to raise the core temperature to the point where it can cause permanent damage, unless the ambient temperature is high. That is, unless there is a pre-existing heart or other vital organ condition.

In fact, fevers >=39C (102.2F) showed better outcomes in covid patients.

OceanSoap ,

I thought danger was at 104F??

nickwitha_k ,

Apparently, ~108F, but generally, the body needs help to get there.

Nurse_Robot , (edited ) to memes in Better take an advil

Ibuprofen does not reduce a fever, it reduces inflammation. Tylenol would have made this meme work

Edit: I was wrong

MentalEdge , (edited )
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

The first sentence on ibuprofens wikipedia page under “Medical uses”:

Ibuprofen is used primarily to treat fever

Anti-inflammatories reduce fevers, are there even anti-inflammatories that don’t have that effect to some extent?

Rodeo ,

So I was about to correct you that Tylenol is actually acetaminophen; turns out paracetamol is just another name for the same chemical. TIL

MentalEdge ,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Huh. I didn’t know that either.

SpiderShoeCult ,

they both come from the chemical name - para-acetylamino-phenol (or, more proper, N-acetyl-para-aminophenol). random people chose different parts to shorten the name

Nurse_Robot ,

I’ll be damned, I was almost certain it wasn’t an antipyretic, but it looks like I was wrong. Thanks for correcting me.

You didn’t need to use such condescending language though, there was no need to be rude.

MentalEdge ,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Apologies. I do think making it sting a little when correcting someone on something they should have double checked, is warranted, if for no other reason than to make it clear to others reading which take to go home with.

But in response to your edit I’ve softened my correction as well.

Ya_Boy_Skinny_Penis ,

When you post wrong information online you’re responsible for perpetuating idiocy. Someone who had better things to do had to go out of their way, waste their time, to correct you.

Think before you post.

Nurse_Robot ,

I made a mistake on a public forum, I was corrected, then I edited my post to acknowledge my mistake.

Your comment suggests that no one should ever make a mistake. Your comment is an insult to the very nature of human behavior, that mistakes are an inevitably, and should be embraced and understood.

Your comment is insulting and naive, and shows your lack of development beyond a typical teenage cynic. For your sake, I genuinely hope you’re in your teenage years, because otherwise the likelihood of you developing into an empathetic functioning adult isn’t great.

Ya_Boy_Skinny_Penis ,

You can try to minimize your stupidity, but spreading blatant, easily-researched misinformation is way more than an innocent mistake."

The fact that you feel compelled to make excuses for something you just never should have typed in the first place (embrace your stupid, unnecessary lie? Are you serious?)

What we need to teach people is that they don’t need to chime in to online conversations with unsolicited lies.

Nurse_Robot ,

You’re a nasty little troll. It does make me smile to think about how miserable you must be though.

Ya_Boy_Skinny_Penis ,

Aw shucks, another situation where the truth would make you sad

SpiderShoeCult ,

Paracetamol is not anti-inflammatory in any serious context, which is to say taking paracetamol to reduce actual inflammation (think gout or rheumatoid arthritis) is more or less useless. From the wikipedia article on paracetamol:

Paracetamol inhibits prostaglandin synthesis by reducing the active form of COX-1 and COX-2 enzymes. This occurs only when the concentration of arachidonic acid and peroxides is low. Under these conditions, COX-2 is the predominant form of cyclooxygenase, which explains the apparent COX-2 selectivity of paracetamol. Under the conditions of inflammation, the concentration of peroxides is high, which counteracts the reducing effect of paracetamol. Accordingly, the anti-inflammatory action of paracetamol is slight.

It is, however, an analgesic.

peopleproblems ,

Man what is pain relief anyway

like it doesn’t seem to work after I wake up

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  • MentalEdge ,
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    Nevermind that Tylenol’s effective ingredient is paracetamol, which is also “just” an anti-inflammatory.

    biddy ,

    Paracetamol is not considered an anti-inflammatory.

    BarrelAgedBoredom ,

    Take both at the same time. They’re synergistic and will reduce pain, inflammation, and fever better than a higher dose of each by themselves

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  • BarrelAgedBoredom ,

    Dude I was providing some useful information because not everyone knows everything all the time and it may help someone while they’re hurting dude lol. I was merely expanding on the topic dude. No need to be a condescending ass guy lol

    seitanic ,
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    Tylenol is a brand of acetaminophen, which is bad for your liver.

    Nurse_Robot ,

    It’s metabolized by your liver, so is fat. It has a safe and therapeutic dosage range.

    1847953620 ,

    I am bad for my liver.

    LilB0kChoy ,

    Ibuprofen (or NSAIDs in general) is bad for the liver as well and worse for the kidneys.

    Edit: confused kidneys and liver.

    CaptainFortissimo ,

    Can’t ibuprofen also damage your liver?

    PrimeErective ,

    My understanding is that ibuprofen is processed in the kidneys, and if Tylenol was up for FDA approval today it would go down in flames due to safety concerns

    Karyoplasma , (edited )

    Aspirin is bad for your liver as well, especially for kids. It disrupts the electron transport chain in the Krebs cycle which leads to fatty acids not being converted and since they don’t belong into the mitochondria, they are expunged into small deposits in the liver. It’s called microvesicular steatosis, or more commonly called fat liver.

    GBU_28 ,

    Big yikes

    jaybone , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

    This was just posted like a week ago. It’s starting to feel like another place I know.

    nightdice , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

    Adding yet another PSA to these comments that it is no longer recommended to pause chest compressions while doing cpr. You should exclusively be doing chest compressions until professional help arrives.

    ursakhiin ,

    Adding a PSA to state that you shouldn’t take medical advice from random people on the Internet.

    If you are trained in CPR, follow your training. If your certification has expired you should re-up it. There are legal reasons some training says certain things in different areas and following your training will protect you even if you go to a place with different laws.

    bizarrocullen , to memes in We all go through that goofy looking stage

    Don’t lie, that goat is cute. You’d definitely date him if you were a goat.

    DancingIsForbidden ,
    @DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

    I now identify as a goat (for Braxton only). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Mothra , to memes in We all go through that goofy looking stage
    @Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

    You gotta give it to Braxton, he’s the GOAT

    weariedfae , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

    Obviously you should be doing compressions only on a giraffe.

    Look at how far the blood has to go to get to the brain, you can’t afford the time do to rescue breaths.

    Plus consider how far the lungs are away from the mouth and how large they are. There’s no way your 2 puny exhales have enough pressure to get there, let alone inflate the lungs enough to oxygenate anything.

    No, it’s abundantly clear you need to do compressions only until someone gets the giraffine AED.

    3ntranced ,

    Or do a 2-man rescue and one pumps the chest and the other administers rescue breaths, or more likely just continues blowing constant air to try to get some positive pressure in the airway to fill the lungs.

    The real question here i think is what would cause a giraffe to lose a pulse that wouldn’t already likely be it’s cause of death regardless?

    walter_wiggles , to memes in We all go through that goofy looking stage

    OMG Track_Shovel is soo cuuute!

    Track_Shovel OP ,
    VikingHippie , (edited ) to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

    That settles it: I’m just not in good enough shape to be a zookeeper. I think I’ll be a baseball player in stead.

    CobraChicken , to memes in We all go through that goofy looking stage
    jawa21 ,
    @jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Noone is discussing “titty knuckles.” I need resolution here.

    usualsuspect191 ,

    They both look like they haven’t slept in weeks

    CobraChicken ,

    Or have been up all night crying and fighting and making up

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