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Rootiest ,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

I bought one of these and the crab arrived already dead.

Very disappointed, 1 star.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Wow. Can’t believe the Whizzo Chocolate Company is still in business after those two inspectors showed up.

tabularasa ,

We use only the finest baby crabs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

But it’s still a crab!

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“This creme egg is crunchier than I’m used to…”

neonred ,

Won’t they suffocate? 🦀

misterundercoat ,

Nah they have gills, silly

Revan343 ,

Seems like an SCP

OceanSoap ,

Dude, blue crab? Fucking delicious!

ZetaLightning94 ,

Dont threaten a Marylander with a good time…

partial_accumen ,

Stable diffusion prompt: background of planet LV426, dark, center frame is Cadbury Creme egg pointing upright on the ground with a haze of vapor floating in the air, one egg is peeled back from into four petals centering at the top as a sci-fi face hugger emerges from the Cadbury egg, in bio-industrial art style of Swiss artist HG Giger

XTornado ,

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/f2372e75-aa13-4856-b139-740e3cbe269b.jpeg

cashews_best_nut ,

Probably taste better than they currently do.

mrbubblesort ,
@mrbubblesort@kbin.social avatar

For real, they used to have actual cream inside them. Now it's just this weird fucking yellow toothpaste.

Davel23 ,

Still not as good as Crunchy Frog.

rvdz ,
@rvdz@lemmy.world avatar

“We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.”

aaaa ,

Don’t you even take the bones out?

Davel23 ,

If they took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@startrek.website avatar

If left unattended for any period of time it will immediately begin seeking out the nearest knife

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ahhhk, cool, good to know, so I have some time to work with.

cashews_best_nut ,

乇ㄥ is卂footㄒㄖ - what?

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Isn’t it obvious?

cashews_best_nut ,

Something is something foot?

Ooooh something is afoot!

Oh clever. Not me, it took me far too long to get that.

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s supposed to say ElBarto, but I’m guessing some of the characters won’t show for you.

cashews_best_nut ,

Oh now I see it. I put it in Google Translate which is what got me to “a foot”. But then I saw your comment with your username in Boost for Lemmy - El Barto and it clicked.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Mandela effect: Does anyone else remember this being a blue lobster?

Eczpurt ,

Everything keeps evolving into crabs!

Thranduil ,

Sounds like an SCP

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Those would be popular in Asia.

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