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nutbutter , to asklemmy in Is this actually true???

These lines are invisible but many inherited and acquired diseases of skin manifest themselves according to these patterns creating the visual appearance of these lines.

https://dermnetnz.org/topics/blaschko-lines

Etterra , to lemmyshitpost in Ides of March

You’d have to treat the senators as a mob (swarm of humanoids) in order for that to make sense, as humans don’t have things like Pack Tactics.

LainTrain , to lemmyshitpost in Ides of March

I wish I understood any of this DnD stuff haha like how is HP even calculated?

tubaruco ,

i only know about pathfinder so i coul be wrong (though they are very similar)

you get a

1- base hp from ur race,

2- then add a base hp from class + constitution modifier

then repeat 2 for every extra level you get

so he should probably have more than 60 hp, as im pretty sure fighters get more than 10 hp per level (considering he has decent constitution)

Neato ,
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You have 6 stats, Constitution is one of them. Your class dictates what size is die you use for HP on level up.

So a fighter uses a d10 so at level 1 he’d get the max of 10 plus constitution. Let’s say 3 since he’s thicc. So he starts with 13.

Then every time you level up you roll your hit die and add your constitution. So at level 2 the fighter rolls 1d10, let’s say he rolled a 7. Then add constitution of 3 for a total of 10. So at level 2 the fighter will have 23 hp.

DSkou7 ,

You start with base HP at level 1. Every time you level up, you roll a die (which die is determined by what class you are playing) and add your constitution modifier.

Maalus ,

Each class has a specific dice they throw to determine how much health is added each level up. Thus, a wizard gets less than a fighter or barbarian. There is also a stat called constitution that impacts HP in a positive or negative way.

So Caesar, as a 10th level fighter, would get a bunch of health from levelling up over and over from the experience gained fighting.

AC is armor class. It determines how hard someone is to hit / wound. Someone with plate armor has a higher armor class, than someone in a toga. Here, Caesar is frail and old, he lost dexterity, which is a stat that helps armor class. Making him easier to hit. 9 AC is really low, basically anyone can get a hit in. Imagine if he was wearing full plate though, those senators wouldn’t be able to do anything to him.

They each need to roll a 20 sided dice, which with bonuses, needs to be 9 or higher for them. The bonuses come from someones strength, dexterity, whether they know how to use a dagger, etc. A guy who stabs people all the time will have an easier time hitting Caesar, than a senator who was peer pressured into stabbing him.

1d4 means “one dice throw of a four sided dice”. Which is a “triangular” dice with numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 on it. It determines how many hit points are taken away if they hit and wound Caesar (along with any bonuses to damage they might have for being stronger, more dextreus etc.)

Each round, everyone gets to make a move, and a round represents around 6 seconds irl. So here, they calculated out the fact that Caesar has a lot of HP, so the geezers in the senate need to do a lot of damage in this first round, to instantly kill Caesar.

To put this damage into perspective, getting hit by lightning is 2d10 (two throws of a 10 sided die, maximum 10 each, maximum 20 overall). So the senate stabbed him so much, that it counts as a little over 3 lightning strikes hitting you at the same time, in the most devastating way possible. For more context, a random commoner is around 8 HP.

azulavoir ,

It depends on which lightning, to be fair. “Lightning Bolt” is 8d6 (it’s my current character’s favorite spell)

Maalus ,

Lightning bolt is a spell, I meant lightning as in regular lightning, which is 2d10

Kalkaline ,
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You can’t just spam lightning bolt

Revan343 ,

You can if there are 60 of you know know it

OsaErisXero ,

Each class has what's called a Hit Die which determines how much HP a character accrues per level. At level 1, the character gets (typically) their full Hit Die plus their Constituion (Con) modifier ((##-10)/2, so 8 is -1, 14 is 2, etc). From there, Hit Die can be rolled as the character levels up or you can take the average for the HD, and add Con to that. So in this case, they're suggesting that Caesar, a 10th level Fighter (d10 hit die) would have on average 60HP total, though this would require them to have 'rolled' their level 1 HP pool (average of 5, plus a Con modifier of 1)

EDIT: that'll teach me to not refresh before finishing the post lol

RIP_Cheems , to memes in Well that sucks
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“You have failed the vibe check.”

afraid_of_zombies , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

I am feeling better about myself already, thank you.

CaptKoala , to memes in He shall return

Gustave knows what Gustave wants

itsgroundhogdayagain , to memes in He shall return

A “wrist breaker”? That doesn’t sound good, Gustave.

AnUnusualRelic ,
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That would explain the way Gustave walks.

CaptainBlagbird , to memes in So that's what the different versions of emojis are for
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Is my group of friends and I the only ones who use that emoji as kind of “fuck yeah” or “yes please”?

Because I don’t think this meme is meant that way 🤔

thedirtyknapkin ,

Yes, I would be very confused if you sent me one that way

CaptainBlagbird , (edited )
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Interesting, we use it in a way like we would use this gif:

https://media2.giphy.com/media/ljookvhfvUQ0w/giphy.gif

As a way of saying yes a bit too excitedly, leaning into craziness. 😅

Xavienth ,

what

DigitalNirvana , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup

!shittyfoodporn

orphiebaby ,

c/stupidfood

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted , (edited ) to memes in Fuck fuck fuck fuck
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

cries in gas station attendant


Edit: Meant “cries in”, not “cries on”. Lol.

LemmyKnowsBest , to memes in *sheepish grin*

This resonates with me. I’m going to save it to my cloud folder labeled “memes” where I stash things to repost later when I’m bored.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Crazy how nature do that

Track_Shovel OP ,
LemmyKnowsBest ,

But what if the ceiling is made of wood and not metal? A welder would be powerless to protect the memes that reside above.

sharkfucker420 , to memes in *sheepish grin*
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

I showed this to my girlfriend and she just stared at me

Oh no

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Quick, do a joke about people who lack self awareness and see if she laughs

sharkfucker420 ,
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The_wild_card ,

Maybe stop fucking sharks and she’ll love you more ?

sharkfucker420 ,
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TheEvilEye , to memes in It safe in here

Clearly these rabbits haven’t seen Watership Down.

darkphotonstudio , to memes in Chat Apps

Let’s just go back to IRC and XMPP. The modern “chat” landscape is dismal.

Yerbouti , to memes in Apple

“My personality is based on the fact that I have an iPhone.”

Nurgle ,

Its looking more like y’all’s personality is based on the fact other people have iPhones.

pixeltree ,
@pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Back on reddit, there was a subreddit called non-golfers. It was created to poke fun at atheists, being a metaphor for a community around something they don’t like. It grew, with newcomers not understanding the joke and taking it seriously and unironically being a community about hating golf. (I was one of those people, I’m self aware now). It kinda strikes me as human nature, tribalism, rearing its ugly head once again. I’ll leave you with this relevant video, highly worth the watch.

youtube.com/watch?v=rE3j_RHkqJc

Nurgle ,

It’s amazing how many subreddits fell victim to the satire to unironic hate club lifecycle. And that video was great. Especially the part at the end about how groups make their own totem/straw men to keep the anger up.

pixeltree ,
@pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah. For the most part those communities seemed to have not jumped to lemmy which I’m grateful for. I think hate is like the fast food of emotions, it’s addictive and we love it but it’s bad for you and eating nothing but that will fuck you up. That video really fundamentally changed how I view things on the internet and if there’s one thing I really wish I could expose more people to, that’s it.

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