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HidingUnderHats , to lemmyshitpost in delicious
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Is this an Omega Mart product?

chuckleslord ,
Burstar , to memes in I got u, fam

POV: you’re a happily married female Alpaca just trying to walk home.

itsnotits , to memes in I'm already at the end of my paragraph, and I haven't even finished speaking my third word.

faster than its* own bullet

elxeno , to memes in I got u, fam

Kingpaca

Dimantina ,

Hello fellow Palpagos resident.

CaptPretentious , to memes in I got u, fam

God I want to hug that

zqwzzle , to lemmyshitpost in brutal

Designed for wombats?

bblkargonaut ,

Cube poops

RealFknNito , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon
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I miss Altered Carbon. So much.

VoterFrog ,

Too bad it was only one season long.

Smeagol666 ,

There were two seasons, but there were three books.

lolcatnip ,

No, I distinctly remember there being only one season.

RealFknNito ,
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The second season had Idris Alba. I don’t know if you’re doing a bit like “There’s no season 9 of scrubs” but there’s definitely a season 2 of altered carbon and it slaps.

AnyOldName3 ,
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It was Anthony Mackie and it wasn’t good, at least not in comparison to the first season.

RealFknNito ,
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Shit, you’re right. I have no idea how I mixed those two up. And honestly I think it was a bit better personally, they went all out on budget and it was apparently the reason Netflix dropped them.

designatedhacker , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

If you’re an ssshole don’t you come back as an insect or animal? That would mean rich folks would have to do actual good to avoid that. Whatever their policies, after the first few trust fund dung beetles and assorted other multi-lifetime embarrassments, they’d probably snap out of it.

Hey check out the cockroach yacht club guys! Lol, how did that forced birth + soul tracking debt thing work out for you!?

Then like half their debtors would achieve nervana and fuck off to heaven or whatever.

I think the kharma religions, this would take care of itself.

intensely_human ,

If you spend your life as an asshole you come back as a sea cucumber.

doctorcrimson , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

Zulie the Witch has me watching videos that deep dive into lore and filenames for games I’ve never even played, good channel.

Gormadt , to memes in fries are another $8.00
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In my neck of the PNW they may cost $25 but they come with a side

And that shit’s fire, worth every damn penny

My roommate and I usually go out once a month to snag some food from those places and try to hit up different ones each time

nonailsleft ,

How dare you

DoctorWhookah , to memes in fries are another $8.00

This is incredibly accurate.

MECHAGIC , to lemmyshitpost in No pets
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Is this hussein?

Wogi ,

No that guy is a med student. For what it’s worth he really really really wants to get out of there.

spirinolas ,

Actually, he seems to be at peace with it now.

Jesus christ, I’m horrible.

I’ll see myself out…unlike others.

Holy mother of God…

SpiderShoeCult ,

my good fellow, you just won 2 internets! congratulations!

Cort ,

2 internets? Are they on floppies or CD-ROMs?

SpiderShoeCult ,

5-inch floppies!

spirinolas ,

That’s what happens when all the blood flows to your head.

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spirinolas ,

I wasn’t even trying. Just trying to keep my head down.

Aaw fuck…

Fades ,

search ‘nutty putty cave’

remotedev ,

No, I don’t think I will

NJSpradlin , to lemmyshitpost in Roll for initiative

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  • explodicle ,

    I’d treat it as a thrown flask of oil. If they’re not proficient with improvised weapons and roll a natural 1 on the attack, they hit themselves.

    starman2112 ,
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    Crit fumbles are anti-fun

    explodicle ,

    Then don’t do that part

    starman2112 ,
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    You should take your own advice, your players who play martials will have a lot more fun if they aren’t dealing damage to themselves one in every twenty hits

    explodicle ,

    If you want to be good at improvised weapons, you can choose that.

    NJSpradlin ,

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  • starman2112 ,
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    Sure, but the question was “how you you as a DM rule this?” Unless you’re running a game where the players are all commoners, it’s safe to assume there’s a less than 1 in 20 chance of hitting yourself with a thrown weapon

    TheLowestStone ,
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    Depends on the group. Some people love them.

    starman2112 ,
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    True, some people are casters

    micka190 ,

    Alchemist’s Fire is basically the Molotov Cocktail of 5e, so I’d just use that.

    1d4 Fire damage per round unless they take an action to put the fire out seems pretty reasonable to me. Puts it on par with a shortsword at the very least.

    Fireball’s damage is insane (the designers intentionally made it deal more damage than spells of the same level “because it’s an iconic spell”), so I wouldn’t really use it as a baseline for balancing anything, personally.

    AngryCommieKender ,

    Alchemist’s Fire also exists in 2.0, 2.5, 3.0, and 3.5. I dunno about WoW with dice 4th edition, or 1st edition. My parents had both the red and blue boxes, but we read the rules and immediately went for AD&D cause that was more flexible when we started the family game in Dragonlance.

    VelvetStorm , to lemmyshitpost in I like to think he thawing out his own mice. or toddlers. or whatever these things eat.

    They eat dead rats and rabbits at this size. I think most people feed them rats as they are cheaper and you can get them more easily than other feeders.

    moriquende , to lemmyshitpost in Cruelty

    They actually shed the fur naturally after the winter.

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