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Aurenkin , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

You can really see the spark of creativity with this idea

dadGPT ,

shocking dicovery

MxM111 ,

And quite current

MoonManKipper ,

Hot!

Fixbeat ,

Seems a bit short sighted to me.

Dagnet ,

Certainly won’t have any resisrance

Mango ,

I’m pretty amped about it!

neo ,

Great Scott! This meme has summoned the Super Dads!

SaltyIceteaMaker ,
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Well it does have potential

Fixbeat ,

Your current optimism is well founded.

MacNCheezus ,
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What happens next will SHOCK you

knorke3 ,

this one truly does spark joy…

nilloc ,

Is there a just rolled into the shop on Lemmy yet?

neidu2 , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

Say you made this, but insulated… does a car battery have enough structural strength in the terminals, though? I imagine you’re left holding a handle with two terminals and half a cell stuck to each.

Track_Shovel OP ,

And a face full of acid, I imagine

interolivary ,
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EmperorHenry ,
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EXCUSE ME! Pictures like this belong on “rate my poo”

interolivary ,
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In space, nobody can hear your explosive diarrhea?

EmperorHenry ,
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having diarrhea in space is like a really stinky snow globe.

Darkassassin07 ,
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I work in an auto parts warehouse:

Yeah, they’d be fine. It’s surprisingly difficult to break them apart. The load would spread out to almost the full width of the battery on either end (ie the plates attached to the terminals against the underside of the lid). Some of the models I ship use plastic straps that hook onto the seam between the lid and base and you can really toss em around before they take damage. (some people are less than gentle with parts :/ but I’m not the manager so 🤷)

Some of the larger batteries with screw terminals might not survive, but the ones where these clamp style are used would be fine.

theneverfox ,
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… It’s conducive

Darkassassin07 ,
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Say you made this, but insulated

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Ah, I missed the root comment

ItsAFake ,

You just gotta use long screws to firmly connect it to the battery, or else it slips off.

EdibleFriend , to lemmyshitpost in Maybe we could sleep in / Make you hotdog pancakes / Pretend like it's the weekend now
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I fuckin guess

Track_Shovel OP ,
jared , (edited ) to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA
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Quick hand warmer.

tigerjerusalem ,

And warmer!

Tenthrow , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA
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👀

NegativeLookBehind , to lemmyshitpost in Maybe we could sleep in / Make you hotdog pancakes / Pretend like it's the weekend now
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Lips and assholes, in portable, convenient disc form!

Track_Shovel OP ,

Hold the lips, please!

NegativeLookBehind ,
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You get extra lips now

blazera , to lemmyshitpost in Maybe we could sleep in / Make you hotdog pancakes / Pretend like it's the weekend now
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Just whip up a bowl of hotdog batter

OsrsNeedsF2P , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

Why does it smell like BBQ in here?

MasterNerd , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA
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I think the handle’s a little short

xavier666 ,

The maker is probably not aware of the current battery sizes

SaltyIceteaMaker ,
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He might be schocked by a batteries potential

xavier666 ,

While making such devices, one should be grounded to reality to avoid making such mistakes

SomeBoyo ,

We don’t know. There is no banana for scale.

Natanael ,

Banana plugs for scale

milicent_bystandr ,

The three types of circuit:

  • short circuit
  • long circuit
  • banana circuit
Maeve , to lemmyshitpost in Maybe we could sleep in / Make you hotdog pancakes / Pretend like it's the weekend now

They sure taste different, but neither is good.

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in Maybe we could sleep in / Make you hotdog pancakes / Pretend like it's the weekend now
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Seriously, though, pan fry your (beef!) bologna in butter until it gets brown and crispy and it'll change your life. Meat candy that punches way above its weight.

JustUseMint , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

I am a “ask me anything” Tech, ask me anything!

Johanno ,

How long can you hold the handle once it’s attached to a fully loaded battery?

ouRKaoS ,

For the rest of your life

vaionko ,

Not really. You’re not gonna get a shock, you’ll just get very severe burns.

HootinNHollerin , to lemmyshitpost in since I seem to have a hotdog theme going...

Sounds cozy

unreachable , to lemmyshitpost in since I seem to have a hotdog theme going...
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dipshit ,

In my experience this is a lemmy client related bug. I am using liftoff at the moment and it works pretty well. i can see the image.

I’ve used other clients and gotten this before though. Can you still not see this image?

AndrewHelms , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

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Mr_Blott ,

Imagine being so unbelievably shit at marketing, so brain-dead unoriginal and dense, so downright stupid, that you thought spamming the comments in Lemmy was a good marketing move

Herbstzeitlose ,

It’s a bot, it doesn’t care how many insults you throw at it. Just report and move on.

Micromot ,

I think the insult was directed at the owner of the bot

0ops ,

Lmao it’s not even the official website. It’s fan-made? I didn’t know Subway had fans, let alone fans that dedicated

CodeName ,

Who even needs an “ultimate guide” to basic ass Subway sandwiches? They aren’t complicated.

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