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chemical_cutthroat , to lemmyshitpost in Ideas
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This is just inaccurate…

Track_Shovel OP ,

Since when do shitposts need to be accurate?

chemical_cutthroat ,
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If the name was actually Napoleon, or if it used the traditional French recipe in the image to mimic the flag, I would give it a pass as a good shit post, but it’s Neapolitan, and it’s using the American recipe, so it’s not even tangentially funny. It’s just a bad shit post, and not in a good way. Sorry chief, try again.

Track_Shovel OP ,

,https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/9f5edb2f-da11-4c28-ac8e-e9af273d5f22.webp

I post a lot. They can’t all be winners, given how diverse of an audience this platform is.

Soup ,

I think it’s funny, and a great joke in that we don’t say “neopolitan” very often so I could 1,000% see someone call it “Napoliatin” ice cream or something. There’s still a layer of “truth” to make the joke quality. It’s a shitpost with layers.

Soup ,

Damn, bro. How do I return my laugh? Is there a department I have to talk speak to or a mail-in form or something?

lugal ,

The meme is in the comments

TseseJuer ,

you must have a very sad life. please get some help bro you will be in our thoughts and prayers

essell ,

Damn. I’m going to have to find a new source of education if we can’t trust memes

Track_Shovel OP ,

No pls don’t. We don’t want you learning anything now.

simplejack ,
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Looks like a shit post to me. I will allow it.

chemical_cutthroat ,
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Who died and made you… Oh.

brokenlcd ,
Naja_Kaouthia ,
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That looks a lot like spekkoek.

brokenlcd ,
TseseJuer ,

LOL bro

krippix , to linuxmemes in I respect people who don't like snaps, but Canonical will not abandon a successful project

snap (especially firefox beeing one) made me an arch user

Aganim , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy

I most certainly would if I owned a nuclear reactor.

datelmd5sum ,

wouldn’t plutonium production be a more viable use of the reactor’s transmutation capabilities?

Aganim ,

Yeah, but who would want to wear plutonium rings or necklaces?🤔

thesporkeffect ,

The CIA

gregorum , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing

Pickle back shots

v_krishna , to lemmyshitpost in Living in a forest without any technology also works, since you will have no internet access anyways.
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SCRUBDADDY

JoShmoe ,

Daddy starts scrubbing

Wizard_Pope , to lemmyshitpost in Shit.
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Think of the trout population man!!

taanegl ,

Speaking trout to power.

Wizard_Pope ,
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Oh the troutmanity!!

Zerush , (edited ) to memes in *Cough Cough...* Chrome... *Chough*...
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Only in Chrome? In every browser using private mode, private mode only delete the local storage (wbSQL, Serviceworkers, cookies, cache, etc), no other things, it hide nothing, for webpages which log you (or the search engine you use, AI and some other extensions which you use in "private"mode) it’s irrelevant if you use private or normal mode. It’s a very frecuent missconcept to believe that the private mode is the same as anonym browsing, simple extensions, like Cookie Autodelete or SiteBleacher do exactly the same as browsing in private mode, but with the feature that you can partial or full whitelist the pages where private mode isn’t needed.

More or less Private only if you use VPN, SPN, MPR, Snowflake or at least a proxie.

Sunny OP ,

I only mentioned chrome due to the recent shenanigans with their “incognito mode”.

Zerush ,
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Well, all browser have incognito or private mode, it’s nothing special. Vivaldi in this moment has released in the last snapshot an inbuild MPR in test, this will be a real private incognito mode.

ScruffyDucky , to lemmyshitpost in Excuse me, my son's name is also Borts...

I see Aiden and Briaden but where is Okayden

TankovayaDiviziya , to memes in Public Service Announcement

I read that Americans in the 1980s used to mock Japanese for working excessively; but now they became the Japanese.

Also, there is another side to this; I notice that people with crappy personal life outside of work use work as distraction. They don’t feel or see any meaning outside of work so they derive meaning from the latter instead.

If someone want to work more hours, fine, but don’t expect the same to others.

mlg , to memes in Public Service Announcement
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Me flexing the thousands of hours I have wasted playing TF2 instead

BallsandBayonets ,

It’s not a waste if you have unusuals, stranges, or the hallowed australium frying pan!

CaptainBasculin , to lemmyshitpost in Fast Paced Environment

Onion slicing job be like

cosmicrookie , to memes in Public Service Announcement
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I work 24hr shifts!

That said, i only work 6 shifts a month. I also get to sleep while still getting paid!

volvoxvsmarla ,

Man that sounds pretty great ngl

Cerothen ,

The fire fighter special.

cosmicrookie , (edited )
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Actually i help a young person with a dissabillty. So work can often be a visit to the theater, board game night every week and occasional concerts (Ramstein this summer 🤘)

The pay is not at max. I could make more but would have to offer a lot more of my free time and do work that id hate doing.

That said, there is also some stuff that one has to get used to, but I guess it could be a lot worse

SlopppyEngineer , to lemmyshitpost in Fast Paced Environment

Just next to this one:

“Clock out before crying. Do not forget.”

Static_Rocket , to memes in Public Service Announcement
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It was never a flex, it was a cry for help

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in He's got a point
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The boss button is supposed to take you to Excel (or a reasonable facsimile).

It’s like you haven’t even played a game while you were supposed to be working in the 1990s. What are you, under 40?

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