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lugal , to memes in *cleans room*

That’s one version of Camus’ “Image sisyphus happy”

agressivelyPassive ,

Another interpretation is “Arbeit macht frei”.

Holzkohlen ,

Heh Nazis

newIdentity ,

Bruuuder, wtf

kafei , to memes in yeugh

Great with almost 35 I’m finally starting to look like Keanu reeves. Who, I’m too lazy to look this up, is probably 20 years older than me on the picture on the right.

kautau ,

No, it’s actually Keanu years ago at Cannes

ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/88317772.html?

kafei ,

Someone got Keanu’s phone number or emails address gotta ask him how he lost the double chin because that’s what I’m currently struggling with.

kautau ,

Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a studio pay for the whole thing over a six to seven month span. I don’t know why everyone’s not doing this. It’s a super realistic lifestyle and an appropriate body image to compare oneself to

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Zaros , to memes in A bag could massacre a village
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At first glance I thought that chip was covered in small bugs.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , to memes in All the weird shit happens on nights
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Meanwhile day shift has twice as many people working with half the business then wants to complain when we didn’t clean up all their messes.

I’m sick of taking out trash bags that I put in the night before.

jimmydoreisalefty , to memes in Therapy's getting too expensive

edit: removed link on yt title


Shits expensive, yoooo.


Mac Miller - Self Care

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsKT0s5J8ko


George Carlin on why “It’s important not to give a shit”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZGo6mWjk4Y


https://lemmus.org/pictrs/image/abaa67bc-b154-49d1-90ec-7d032250f513.webp

OurTragicUniverse , to memes in Extra-crispy 🤢
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That's not Voldemort, it's an AbOrTeD FeTuS

Cysioland ,
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That was what my anti-choice cath ex-friend commented when we were watching it on the tv

Track_Shovel OP ,

Either way, still fucking delicious with a bit of Frank’s

OurTragicUniverse ,
@OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

Who/what is 'Frank's'?

Track_Shovel OP ,
cyborganism , to memes in Never buy used air pods

When you listen to dubstep and that bass drops.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , to memes in I'm a raging introvert
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

My problem is I cannot initiate.

If you come up to me and start talking I can engage and keep things going for the most part but if you expect me to start the conversation it’s gonna be a quiet time lol

Sooperstition , to memes in we all know one person like this...

My favorite fun fact is that Big Bird has different names and appearances in different countries. Canonically, they’re all Big Bird’s cousins

Like in Mexico, he’s a green and red parrot named Abelardo

Mannimarco ,

In the Netherlands he’s blue and named Pino

Currens_felis , to memes in from 1st to 5th

What if I’m playing with my brother, so we have the same mom?

Track_Shovel OP ,

I said what I said.

essellburns , to memes in Snails

From an evolutionary perspective, this is true!

Slugs have evolved multiple times from snails, due to calcium poverty, dividing off into separate species when they couldn’t get the resources for shells

Track_Shovel OP ,

That’s really fucking cool.

I believe crabs have evolved independently several times too

essellburns ,

For different reasons.

Slugs evolve because it wasn’t economically viable to be snails anymore.

Crabs evolve because it’s so cool to be a crab

xan , to memes in Snails
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I showed this to my mom and she laughed really hard 😭😆

VikingHippie ,

How old were you when your parents got divorced? 😉

hperrin , to memes in I've got 99 problems but urban planning is all of them - SLRPNK

As well as being dense, mixed use housing, can it also be socialized? Privately owned housing is just going to go to the highest bidder, which will leave the truly vulnerable to their own, yet again.

andrewrgross OP ,

There’s no law of the universe that prevents it.

wreckedcarzz , to memes in The elbow; hurts so good!
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the knot in my back

Even with context, this can go a couple different ways

Track_Shovel OP ,

I like to keep it open (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞

steventhedev , to memes in These rice krispy squares taste like shit
Track_Shovel OP ,

Those look terrible

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