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Mothra , to memes in Sure, kid. Whatever. I'm in a fight for my life over here.
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Your kid can’t help you if you don’t first help him help you help themselves to some chips

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

This sounds like something Mothra would say... :-P

nfsu2 , to memes in I'm tired, Boss
@nfsu2@feddit.cl avatar

Having friends that have no idea of adblockers, or scripblockers are makes me feel prehistoric

Geek_King , to memes in Panther Missle LAUNCH

That and deus ex machina named Jarlaxle, he’s a god damn swiss army knife of plot resolution. Shit, in a live VR QA with R.A. Salvatore, he even said as much, that when he doesn’t know how to resolve a plot he leans on Jarlaxle.

Track_Shovel OP ,

That’s amazing

shalafi , to memes in The whole situation sickens me

Anyone who speaks against Israel in this “fight”: Cancelled. And it’s gotten so you don’t even need to say the magic word: “antisemite”.

God forgive me, but maybe the “Jews rule the world” nuts weren’t so wrong after all.

Banking, Hollywood, Ivy League schools, major journalists and news outlets, my own President, all of them pro-Israel no matter what.

Show me I’m wrong, stop me, take my beer away, come over to my house and punch me in the face, but get me off this conspiracy train. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen the fruitcakes come so close to truth.

WaxedWookie ,

Maybe, just maybe it’s an alignment of ideology and geopolitical interests across the ruling class rather than genetics.

Maybe Jews were pushed into usury, maybe they’re over-represented in certain spaces like Ivy League schools because they’re wealthier on average, which buys a better education and more opportunities, perpetuating that wealth and success.

Pretty much anything the Nazis blame on Jewish genetics can easily be boiled down to class intetests without the weird blood libel conspiracism and insistence everyone they don’t like is a Jew.

shalafi ,

Of course it’s political! Of course it’s not genetic! FFS, I’m not retarded.

How about “Israelites” are running shit in a shadowy conspiracy? That tastes almost as foul in my mouth. But I can sure see where the nuts are coming from.

And see where you’re going with this? Anti-Nazi and racism talk. I’m neither a Nazi nor a racist, and you can check every post I’ve ever made, here or on reddit (/u/shalafi71). Every single one. Go back 11-years on reddit if you like.

But see how the conversation went that way when I started talking about Israel and Jews? And to be clear; I do NOT wish to conflate the two. But it’s easy to see how many (most?) folks do?

Jews were pushed into usury, maybe they’re over-represented in certain spaces like Ivy League schools because they’re wealthier on average, which buys a better education and more opportunities, perpetuating that wealth and success

Any anyone joining this discussion, read that over and over again, because it’s true and that’s how it worked out. We decry this sort of thing, uh, usually, but it’s OK because the Jews have been the underdogs for 2,000+ years? Maybe? I’ve always been a cheerleader for Jews and Israel. I really don’t know what to think anymore.

To get back on point, here’s what I’m seeing, when my eyeballs can get past the in-your-face genocide:

Got any sort of influence in the 1st world? Spoken against Israel lately? Still got a job? Yes, yes, no.

Anything in that last sentence strike anyone false?

ParsnipWitch ,

Sorry but that’s bullshit. There are plenty of people who speak out against Israel (for example in Germany, of all places) who still hold their job. So there. Your anti-semitic theory of Jews from Israel secretly shadow controlling all governemnts is refuted.

Btw, when your theory is correct how come the media doesn’t cover the bombing of Israel by Gaza and Lebanon? Most people don’t even know it’s happening.

When your theory is true, how come that UN can be biased against Israel and no one is doing anything about it? The UN found that 40 % of all Human rights violations since 2006 (!) have supposedly taken place in Israel. With competitors like China, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan that raised quite a few eyebrows but no one has done anything about it.

Also, simply to bring in some statistics, there are 16.1 million Jews worldwide. And 9.37 million Israelis. No one cares for this tiny minority unless they are battling extinction again.

What is more likely is that A you wish there was an easy answer, like one side has to be the bad one.

And B you are falling hard for propaganda. Propaganda is one of the only weapons groups like Hamas have in their arsenal. And it’s not just Hamas who have an interest in Israel being gone. Add every other Islamic state into that mix.

I don’t know which news sides you use but use some fact checkers as well. They aren’t perfect but here is a US based list: guides.lib.berkeley.edu/c.php?g=620677&p=4333…

Also, when you start doubting media, I found this quite important: stratcomcoe.org

This is NATO analysis of strategies used by several organisations and countries.

stratcomcoe.org/publications/…/87

Here you can find a PDF that explains how Hamas is using human shields and what media coverage has to do with their strategy in particular.

Diva ,
@Diva@lemmy.ml avatar

Also, simply to bring in some statistics, there are 16.1 million Jews worldwide. And 9.37 million Israelis. No one cares for this tiny minority unless they are battling extinction again.

Germans please stop projecting your guilt for attempting to colonize and exterminate your way across Asia onto the people resisting a colonizing force.

ParsnipWitch ,

That’s because you ignore everything that has happened in Palestine unless it’s connected to Israel.

It has nothing to do with “Jews controlling the world” or other conspiracy theories. It’s that when you are living in a “western” culture you are more aligned with the culture of Israel (women’s rights, rights for LGBTQ people, at least the hope for democracy, protection of citizens instead of using them as propaganda tools, etc.).

That is why many western politicians and media rather reluctantly call out Israel on it’s war crimes.

Imagine when what many seem to wish comes true and Israel is abolished. The whole area becomes Palestine. Then we will have another country where people suffer under a religious zealot leadership. No rights for women or LGBTQ, no schools that educate their children to become free thinkers, no democracy or working for a better future, etc.

lesnout27 , to memes in shut up

You good bro?

Track_Shovel OP ,

Now, yes.

A few years ago? No.

Now I just laugh at memes about it

lugal , to memes in I for one welcome our new penguin overlords

This phenomenon is called convergent evolution and while it’s astonishing for the layperson, it’s a quite common thing in nature

Track_Shovel OP ,

Crabs evolved like 5 times or something

lugal ,

Even turtles developed more than once

VicksVaporBBQrub , to memes in lick🦎

GUY: It’s all true, mister. You gotta believe me.
MULDER: I want to believe.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/74560acb-eccf-485c-ac12-2598b0cab807.jpeg
X-Files s10 e3

HubertManne , to memes in Hope you all had a good one.

oh man that is my perfect weekend. this last one unfortunately was not like that.

StalksEveryone ,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

no chocolate chip cookie?

HubertManne ,

not even enough blanket time. curiously though I had a sorta of choclate chip cookie thing just after doing that reply last night.

StalksEveryone ,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

that’s racist and I’m telling every media outlet

mandolrain , to workreform in How in the hell
@mandolrain@lemmy.world avatar

Stealing this

Yerbouti , to memes in Daaaad, stooooop

Why is Tweeter on the schedule of a kids class?

YerbaYerba ,

because

CaptainBlagbird ,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Beat me to it xD

systemglitch , to memes in It ain't much, but it's honest work

Fuck you for mentioning bugals with Christmas coming up. They stopped selling them in Canada, and there is no valid replacement.

It’s a fucking tragedy.

Funny meme otherwise.

TheOakTree ,

If you have any Asian/Korean markets near you, look for a chip called 꼬깔콘 (Kokkal Cone) Popping Corn chips.

They are the Korean equivalent of bugles, albeit imo a bit sweeter and less savory. Still beats not having bugles at all!

EDIT: There is a version of said chip that comes with closed triangles instead of cones… you will have to find the version with cones. It looks like this, except the original flavor has a red bag.

systemglitch ,

I will look into this, thank you. I’ll make it a quest objective for my partner. She’s Chinese and loves hunting down food I want (and unlike me, loves going I to Asian markets).

TheOakTree ,

Just make a good effort to locate the fish market area and keep a 10ft radius from the nearest open freezer/tank.

I am Asian, fare okay in fish markets in Asia, and still struggle with the smell of my local Asian fish market in the US.

HardlightCereal , to memes in That's not a wand, Harry...

Both of the characters in this meme own slaves.

Risk ,

Who does Harry own?

Also, can Dumbledore own slaves if he’s dead?

HardlightCereal ,

Harry owns Kreacher

Risk ,

Oh yeah. In all fairness, I’m sure Harry would happily let Kreacher be free if he wouldn’t instantly go on snitch on them to Voldie & Co.

HardlightCereal ,

So you’re saying Harry would totally stop owning a person if it didn’t have negative consequences for Harry?

Risk ,

Next time you accidentally own a slave, do let me know when you decide to let them go free with the consequence being a murderous wizard immediately shows up at your house.

TheDarksteel94 ,

Oh god, are you one of those S.P.E.W. members?

HardlightCereal ,

Me when I’m a famous author who hates trans people and I decide to make the anti-slavery movement in my book a huge joke

totem223 , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

god I love lemmy, it gets better everyday.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I like it a lot here too.

cyclohexane , to memes in oof

I pirated all mine.

theangryseal ,

Me too. That is when I discovered the rarest Nirvana song of all time. It was Freak by Silverchair. It took me an hour to download it.

I also had the entire collection of songs Bill Clinton sang about blowjobs and Monica Lewinsky. Like, literally that’s all the dude sang about. Talk about being obsessed.

I could go on. What a great time it was to be alive.

teamevil ,

I bought 3 Monster Magnet albums for Sugar Ray’s Mean Machine…on the plus side FUCKING Monster Magnet led me to The Atomic Bitchwax, Nebula, Kyuss, Low Rider, Fu Manchu, Orange Goblin, Dozer, Spiritual Beggars and more Stoner fun.

aniki ,

I dubbed mix tapes off the radio in the early 90s and got into burning CDs in the late 90s. I was a cheap ass pirate even back in the day.

Beefytootz , to memes in Text wrap

Pro-tip, at least when I last used Word, hold alt when dragging and dropping images. It somehow fixed the brokenness of the default way of doing it. I think this still works, I just haven’t had to type anything up in like 5-10 years, of the stuff I have, I don’t think I’ve ever had to include an image.

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