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cmhickman358 , to memes in fries are another $8.00

And the word “Offerings” will appear on the menu

AngryishHumanoid , to lemmyshitpost in Cucumber

Goth cucumber is modern slang, obvs. That lady is clearly streets ahead.

BoxerDevil ,

Nobody says streets ahead?

joranvar ,

Yet.

AngryishHumanoid ,

Then you’re streets behind, sorry I don’t make the rules.

OsrsNeedsF2P , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

Why does it smell like BBQ in here?

callyral , to lemmyshitpost in boom. headshot
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the sun pisses light at the earth

radix ,
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she just like me fr

Elderos ,

my fucking eyes

irreticent ,
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watersports intensifies

someguy3 , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

Doesn’t that multiply really fast? We’d be back in like a day, maybe two.

psmgx ,

Yeah rapid growth. Maybe a day or two of gut trouble but back to normal pretty quick as long as your diet hasn’t changed too much.

And that’s possible cuz half of all livestock just vanished, so now you’re paying 85 bucks for a steak.

someguy3 ,

Half the livestock and half the demand. I don’t see much problem.

Tinidril ,

The remaining cattle had to be dusted.

ethanolparty ,

Yeah but you know they’d use that as an excuse to jack up the prices anyway

joel_feila ,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

if only free markets worked that way. Countries that make lots of would panic and try to horde what is left. You also have half the worker to raise the animals, crops, and everything else we need. Half the number of driver does not mean we need half the roads

RageAgainstTheRich , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made
RIP_Cheems , to lemmyshitpost in Fuck them right in the...?
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Finally, I can have a bussy.

SOB_Van_Owen , to lemmyshitpost in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

Looks quite efficient. See also: rocket stoves, specifically the pocket rocket design. Though the ones with lots of thermal mass probably serve folks better while taking up more space. Various wood gasifier stoves are pretty neat. I’ve got a little one for camping.

In this instance, I’d predict the components of this stove will oxidize away quickly.

Death_Equity ,

It is all stainless steel. So it will be able to last.

I once combined a steel can wood gasifier with an aluminum alcohol stove using an ethanol and peroxide fuel that could boil 500ml of water in under 6 minutes with an ounce of fuel and burned violet. Not ideal for lightweight camping, as I intended, but man was it efficient.

deegeese , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

What do you recommend for a 1000L IBC tank?

Track_Shovel OP ,

5 oysters.

bobs_monkey ,

6, there be overage

jopepa ,

You can offset that by changing the feeding schedule. Just replenish the tank with gray water every other day instead of daily and you should be fine with only four.

dantheclamman ,
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You might find it hard in a closed system to maintain the alkalinity needed for them to thrive long-term! Source: I study bivalves

deegeese ,

Would a little agricultural runoff help?

dantheclamman ,
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Hard to say without knowing its composition. If rich in ammonium, the nitrification (oxidation to nitrate) might lead to lower alkalinity. If rich in nitrate, it might help alkalinity, but only if there’s some lower oxygen area of the tank like a bank of sediment, where denitrification can happen

Track_Shovel OP , to lemmyshitpost in Walk for miles
VicentAdultman ,

TIL I walk like this since forever. I didn’t know it had a name. The guy is pretty realistic, my friends laugh their asses off when they see me walking from a distance.

citrusface ,

Nerd.

Ghyste , to memes in double take

Not a meme.

Track_Shovel OP ,
Ghyste ,

That was obvious.

Sheeple , to memes in double take
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At first I thought it was an AI generated image because I couldn’t figure out where the limbs are LOL

Odo ,

Glad I’m not the only one. It looked like an extra forearm got jammed into the steering wheel. I found a clearer version but still can’t tell what’s behind the air freshener.

LemmyKnowsBest , to memes in Feeling a lot like Gonald lately

Is there a quiz we can take to help us determine which telescoping-retractable-slimy-eye-snail we identify most with?

melisdrawing ,

Yes, you are taking it now, and you are almost out of time, and it will determine your future, and you forgot your pants! Such a Miguel day!

Gorusnor , to memes in spicy in spicy out

Who knew a large poop stopper would hurt 😕

Dyskolos ,

Do you really think “large” is the adequate adjective for this titanic anal-intruder-5000-xxxl-plusplus? I don’t…

Xepher , to memes in chill dude

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