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tdawg , to memes in same great taste!

This is probably a bit circle jerky, but I remember when my mom would buy groceries for an entire month and was devastated that it cost $100 (for a family of 4). We lived in a small town in the middle of nowhere but it’s still crazy to imagine getting that much out of that little these days

Omega_Haxors , to memes in same great taste!

Inflation was caused by one major grocer just randomly deciding to increase food prices because they knew they could get away with it.

When that’s the take even economists are walking away with, you know it’s egregious. And OFC our governments did jack fucking shit.

unceme ,
@unceme@lemmy.one avatar

Source? I don’t disbelieve you necessarily but I’d love to read more

Omega_Haxors ,

They call it greedflation.

wholeofthemoon ,

Go and check what the money printers are doing and then decide if you think one major grocer is causing inflation. Maybe they impacted it but it wasn’t caused by them.

Inflation is a feature, not a bug.

Omega_Haxors ,

Money printing = inflation is an outdated economic model. It’s all about value created vs purchasing power.

You can brr the printers all night but none of that’s going to make a difference if it’s all sitting harmlessly in a swiss bank account.

Acters ,

I personally think wealthy billionaires love inflation because more people go into debt and they get more money

Kusimulkku ,

Inflation all over the world was caused by one major grocer? Wild

techguy86 , to memes in same great taste!
@techguy86@lemmy.world avatar

Went to the grocery store earlier today, can confirm!

tdawg , to memes in Different definitions of success

All for the low low price of 1,000 USD

SternburgExport ,

All for the price of downloading mods

son_named_bort , to memes in Different definitions of success

I’m a failure at GTA. Am I a success in real life? Alas, no.

deezbutts , to memes in same great taste!

This feels lazy given that it’s almost 2024

XTornado , to memes in same great taste!

I miss 2022, now is even smaller.

MrJameGumb , to memes in The elbow; hurts so good!
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

That massage therapist looks like a SEXY BOY! 🎶 sexy booooioi 🎶

generalpotato ,

He’s not your boy toy… Boiiii…. Toooooooiii

wreckedcarzz , to memes in The elbow; hurts so good!
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

the knot in my back

Even with context, this can go a couple different ways

Track_Shovel OP ,

I like to keep it open (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞

rockerface , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

Long stick > any other melee weapon

dingus ,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Gotta have that reach.

Narrrz ,

the bow and arrow is just a logical extension of mankind's desire to poke each other at ever longer range.

rockerface ,

The natural wish to poke but not get poked back

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

rock->spear->bow and arrow->cannon->handheld cannon->auto-repeating handheld cannon->howitzer->ICBM->Predator drone

Shurimal ,

->relativistic kill vehicle.

You see it coming, omae wa mou shindeiru.

Only thing more scary would be triggering a vacuum decay event. But these tend to backfire quite spectacularly.

LemmysMum ,

Orbital weapons platforms fit in there somewhere.

explodicle ,

Aliens see us as the water balloon planet.

altima_neo , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

KANCHOOO

Track_Shovel OP ,

DONG CHIM!

Fixbeat , to memes in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...

Just say no. The cashier doesn’t need your snark.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Bruh, you are lost. This is /c/memes, not real life

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

You’re telling me, that the text you wrote for the title was just an imaginary conversation that happened in your head? It’s not real?!

Track_Shovel OP ,

This life is not real. We are each a flit of an image in an Eldritch God’s dream. Life is meaningless. There is a reason that our central nervous system looks like a jellyfish-type thing. It is because we are truly made in our slumbering god’s image and our bodies are only vessels to hide this image from other, awake gods. The god only knows slumber. And memes.

railsdev ,

You idiot, this is obviously the Matrix.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Then why can’t I just download Kung Fu into my head?

HikingVet ,

You don’t have admin privileges.

Fixbeat ,

That’s fine, but in real life, save the smart ass comments for memes.

ikiru ,

So, then, exactly what happened?

Cephirux ,

But what makes a meme, a meme? Or funny in this case. Most if not all good memes have to be relatable, so your meme is kinda related to real life. I mean, for some people, your meme is relatable in their life.

RaivoKulli ,

It’s relatable in the sense that many would like to say that but don’t

Cephirux ,

So many would like to say no when asked for donations but didn’t for whatever reason? Hard to argue on this one since it’s subjective, but personally, I surely wouldn’t find it difficult to say ‘no thanks’.

RaivoKulli ,

I meant the title

Andrew15_5 , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

It isn’t folded 1000 times, only about 10 times.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Sir, your fedora is showing

But really, its a sword not noodles (which are folded when made by hand)

SkyezOpen ,

Superior Japanese noodles, folded over 1000 times.

IHaveTwoCows ,

I have been amazed to learn how many Asian noodles there really are, and how different they are.

Andrew15_5 ,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

The reason I know this is because I’m watching this channel: youtube.com/

GorgeousWalrus ,

In fairness, this would give you 1024 layers ;)

Andrew15_5 ,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

That’s the point. The number of layers is over 1000.

pelerinli , to memes in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...

Funny, Sneakers is cınsidered expensive in my country.

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry you have to endure that man child’s populist politics :/

But I wouldn’t consider Snickers to be a cheap dinner either. For the same money you can easily buy some rice and a few veggies and have an actual dinner instead.

iAmTheTot , to memes in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

To preempt the inevitable: no, companies do not take your donations and then use them as a tax write off to somehow profit. That's a myth. That's not how taxes work. Those donations are yours and you can claim them on your taxes. Yes, really.

AssholeDestroyer ,

They definitely don’t profit but don’t donations lighten a corporation’s tax liability?

cashsky ,

No. They literally just said that’s not how it works.

railsdev ,

But to add to this: maybe do your own research. Don’t take strangers’ words at face value. And don’t take every search result at face value either.

Pog ,

That’s exactly what a CEO would say hmmm

salton , (edited )

It’s not the tax write off. It’s that the companies like to white wash their image though these types of charities at the counter. They could just donate a portion of their profits instead. I don’t need my charitable donations to be impulse purchases when I’m trying to grab some milk.

railsdev ,

Exactly.

The other thing is that when you research the charity they’re promoting they tend to score pretty poorly.

Changetheview ,

They’ll also use the customer donations in their own marketing materials with carefully chosen wording.

“We put $X in the hands of X charity!” Sounds cute, until you realize why they don’t say they “donated $X” instead. It’s because it’s often not their money or donation.

iAmTheTot ,
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

Yes, they get good publicity typically. Charities also get a butt load of money they would not have otherwise got.

jaybone ,

Yeah if they really fucking cared, the machine would ask “how much of our profit in this sale should we donate to charity.”

Then you don’t pay anything extra, and they can take the tax write off. (And lose the profit.)

Lol of course they will never do this.

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