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Sylver , to memes in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....

Is it mandatory to say “Bite my shiny metal ass” while wearing it?

NegativeInf ,

Bite my shiny metal mask? Ahh. Whatever. You know it baby.

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

I’ll make my own welding! With blackjack and hookers!

Hupf ,

It’s me, Welder!

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I can only read that in Zoidbergs voice.

tdawg , to memes in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...

Yes, I’ll donate it to my savings. Thanks for asking

Rachel , to memes in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....

It plays Disco Inferno when in use.

NotSpez ,

Or that Daft Punk song, Around The Weld

NotSpez , to memes in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....

I hope OSHA doesn’t turn a blind eye to it.

aliceee , to memes in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...

“do i look like i have 5$?”

FlyingSquid , to memes in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I said that to my wife at Petsmart just yesterday. They asked on the register to donate to some pet charity and I said, “why can’t Petsmart just use some of their bajillion dollars in profits to pay for it? Why are they asking me to give money to their charity when I’ve already paid them money?”

thekernel , to mildlyinfuriating in Air Canada changed my flight for the 3rd time, I'm now landing in Toronto 1 hour AFTER my next flight departure.

This is why you always book it as one flight with the airline even if it has multiple hops - its their responsibility to reschedule all the missed connections for free.

Omega_Haxors , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

pokes oh hey didn’t see you from all the way over here.

gibmiser , to memes in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....

More like a daft punk arcade fire collaboration Reflektor

SocialMediaRefugee , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

You need to arm 100 guys? 100 spears is a lot cheaper and easier to train than 100 swords.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Pointy end goes into the other man

lemmy_nightmare , to memes in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....
@lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works avatar

Shut up and take my money

ShaggySnacks , to memes in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....

I said the title just like a Bop It commercial.

rothaine ,

TWIST IT

simin , to memes in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6b3b3ec7-f2ac-4100-9f4f-8bab305d25b8.png

Track_Shovel OP ,

The only reasonable response

flashgnash , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

Spears are way harder to make a cool spectacle in fantasy though

Kinda reminds me of that scene in Indiana Jones where the guy is doing a load of flashy movements with his sword and he just gets shot in the face

MrJameGumb , to memes in Focus
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

OMG I had that exact same toy when I was 10! I got it from the gift shop at the museum lol

Track_Shovel OP ,

Now it is on display in the same museum

MrJameGumb , (edited )
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

To get the full effect they’ll need to display it next to a pack of astronaut ice cream and some super cool geode rocks

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

"This is a sample of astronaut ice cream sold in our museum in 1987. Visit our gift shop to purchase your very own astronaut ice cream."

xkillx ,

even though i knew astronaut ice cream was bullshit, i was sad when i didn't get any but the others on the school trip did.

Catoblepas ,

If it helps, it was fucking disgusting.

sour ,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

i like it ._.

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I thought it was good at the time, but I haven’t tried it in like 30 years lol

oatscoop ,

Hey! It was served in space … once … in 1968.

NakariLexfortaine ,

They still make it! It looks even cheaper than it did in the 90s.

HonoraryMancunian ,

when I was 10!

When you were 3,628,800?!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Hahahahaha omg im dying thats the funniest shit ive seen since that science guy turned himself into a pickle brooooo

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Look at me Morty, I’m a leg!!!

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, that’s exactly what I meant.

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