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eldritch_horror , to nostupidquestions in Why do christian apologists say the name of the person they're talking to so often? (crosspost from asklemmy)

It’s a conversation technique. Like, in debate or psychology or something. It’s intended to get in your head. If a person employs it then… that says something about them.

Jakdracula , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
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Is a hot dog is a taco?

Codename_goose ,
@Codename_goose@sh.itjust.works avatar

According to the cube rule (cuberule.com) the hotdog is technically a sandwich and not a taco due to the bun only really being two parts of a whole.

Jakdracula ,
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Sotuanduso ,

Ah sweet, my mac and cheese is a salad. I guess I do eat healthy.

Sotuanduso ,

So if I order a Big Mac on my birthday I can have two cakes…

Davel23 ,

Might want to look again, the site literally uses a hot dog as an example of a taco.

cowfodder ,

Nah man, a hotdog is a taco exactly due to your stated reason.

synae ,
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Of course, sandwiches like philly cheesesteak, subway sub, and a hoagie on a torpedo roll are all tacos now too, which is nonsense. Fun to think about though.

grue ,

If by “nonsense” you mean “exactly correct,” sure!

Sagifurius ,

? a tortilla is also folded.

PapaStevesy ,

Yes. And cereal is a stew.

Sotuanduso ,

Do… do you let yours stew before you eat it?

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Let them stew? Only cereal killers do that.

jaybone ,

Cereal Stu, cheerio boogaloo.

IronKrill ,

You’ve gotta let the milk soak in, of course.

Sotuanduso ,

What are you eating, Captain Crunch?

Jakdracula ,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve always thought of it as a soup.

PapaStevesy ,

I think it comes down to liquid-solid ratio.

HonkTonkWoman ,

hotdoaco?

hotacog?

dotaho?

beckerist , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

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  • steal_your_face ,
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    Yeah it’s not uncommon in Chicago

    HotDogFingies ,
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    Came here for this and the previous comment. This is exceedingly common here. Now I want a double dog. I wish I wasn't poor.

    jballs ,
    @jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

    God damn, homie can’t afford 2 hotdogs

    jaybone ,

    Yo momma so poor, I seen her walking down the street with a bun with no hot dog in it. I said: did you lose a hot dog? She said: no, I found a bun.

    peopleproblems ,

    Local hotdog shop?

    I need to investigate if my town even has a local hotdog shop.

    I’m pretty certain we don’t. Actually we lack a lot of proper food places. Sandwich shops are all terrible, no goddamn Phillies worth the money. No hot dog shop or reliable spot for biscuits n gravy. seems sorta like Minnesota just hates good food

    jaybone ,

    Maybe you guys have good steak houses?

    Holyhandgrenade , (edited )
    @Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

    In Iceland we call this a Tvíhleypa, which means “double barrel”

    CosmoNova ,

    So OP was successful with their invention after all. Good for them!

    MrJameGumb , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah guys, everyone knows that not being sleep deprived, burnt out, and on the verge of mental and/or physical collapse is super boring

    MNByChoice ,

    You can do all of those things when retired as well.

    groet ,

    How do you know your living if you are not wishing to die every second?

    jkrtn ,

    Guys be careful! You don’t want to be bored instead of burnt out, frustrated, taken advantage of, and bored.

    originalucifer , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
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    im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.

    ivanafterall ,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    You yanged OP's yin.

    OpenStars ,
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    Yeah who wouldn’t want double the condiments? :-D

    originalucifer ,
    @originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

    i like a little hot dog with my mustard.

    or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.

    OpenStars ,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

    ^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!

    Sotuanduso ,

    Meanwhile I eat cold hot dogs as a snack. Putting in no effort to do the opposite.

    OpenStars ,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

    You are a monster! And possibly also a cat. :-)

    Kecessa ,

    Mustard and coleslaw.

    brbposting ,

    Is the exact opposite just a hot dog?

    You looked at the original blueprints for hot dogs and said “too much protein, not enough carbs” instead of “I refuse to make two identical sandwiches in parallel”. Both fascinating observations :)

    Pyroglyph ,
    @Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

    So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?

    idunnololz ,
    @idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

    Slice the hotdog in half, cook it separately and then put it in one bun. Smash dog.

    0ops ,

    Lmao like that old Micky mouse cartoon where they’re slicing up a bean and a slice of bread

    TseseJuer ,

    that’s the magic beans one with the giant

    0ops ,

    Thanks, idk why but I was thinking it was the one where Donald is a Nazi. No clue why I thought that

    TseseJuer ,

    ok hitler

    TeoTwawki , (edited )
    @TeoTwawki@lemmy.world avatar

    You monster.

    You half-dogged the bun. You don’t half dog the bun even if its the last dog you have and starving, its just wrong!

    (Pls read this in the “you can’t double dip the chip” voice)

    mateomaui , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

    Pleasure cruises, golf and tracing the family tree seem like cherry picked bad examples.

    cm0002 ,

    Not necessarily, those are all things lots of people get pleasure out of, I even like to research my family tree from time to time and I’m nowhere close to retirement yet lmao

    mateomaui ,

    Lots of, but not the majority. They could have picked many other things that would seem fun for much larger groups of people, but that would be counterproductive for trying to convince you to work forever.

    edit: note that I live on a vacation destination for golf and cruises, and this is still my impression.

    JoMiran , (edited )
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    What my retirement is shaping up to look like:

    • Steam backlog with over a thousand games
    • Dozens of board games
    • Card games
    • Gigs worth of TTRPG PDFs
    • Gigs of Audiobooks
    • Terabytes of TV and Movies
    • Snowboarding
    • Skateboarding
    • Mountain biking
    • Off-Grid Van Life
    • Learning guitar
    • Learning electronic music production

    I dunno. I suspect I won’t miss office politics, stressed clients and the rest much.

    EDIT:

    I forgot to add “painting table top miniatures” and “modding guitars” to the list. Here is a Washburn I modded into a rubber bridge.

    https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/e29829b7-d6a6-4938-9b34-1a4dc6587945.jpeg

    Toine ,

    Unless you plan to retire very early, you should try to learn guitar long before retirement. Learning something, especially music, is much harder when you get older.

    FewerWheels ,

    I get that you’re trying to be helpful, but playing the guitar well isn’t the goal. It’s ok that it is more difficult to learn as you get older, the point is to enjoy the learning. It’s unhelpful to discourage anyone at any stage of life from learning to play a new instrument or learn a new skill. Enjoy the process when you are free to take all the time you need.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I agree. I have taught myself to play many instruments in my life. I can’t play any of them well, but that wasn’t the point. The point was to learn how to play a new musical instrument. Sure, I can’t pick up a saxophone right now and sound like John Coltrane, but I know all the essentials of how to play a saxophone, and if I spent a couple of weeks at it, I could probably do some basic, but listenable, jazz on it. With a guitar, I can’t pick it up and play like Jimi Hendrix, but I can play chords and sing along with them. I’ve learned a lot of other instruments at a very amateur level because the joy wasn’t in learning to play them well, it was in learning to play them.

    Coreidan ,

    Load of bullshit. You can learn guitar at any age.

    AlexWIWA ,

    Retirement home Halo 3 LAN

    JoMiran ,
    @JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

    Nope. For me it will be a retirement home Unreal Tournament LAN. Instagib!!

    AlexWIWA , (edited )

    I don’t know if my old ass will have the reflexes for 90’s shooters

    JoMiran ,
    @JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

    Dont sell yourself short. I (50) joined a lobby a few months back and I didn’t fully suck.

    AlexWIWA ,

    I’m already bad now, lol.

    FlyingSquid ,
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    I have a friend who is very happily spending his retirement wargaming- playing games, inventing games, painting models and writing and self-publishing books on wargaming. He seems extremely satisfied.

    JoMiran ,
    @JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

    Yep. I forgot to add “painting miniatures” to the list.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Some of his miniatures are super miniature too. Like a quarter the size of Warhammer miniatures. And he does a very good job of painting their little Napoleonic uniforms or whatever.

    Mwallerby , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made
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    This does not spark joy

    MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    Mmmm… With double the nitrates, double the grease, and double the sodium who wouldn’t want this??? Go ahead and have 2 or 3 of them! If eating doesn’t make you break out in a sweat then you’re not doing it properly!

    Alteon ,

    Are you my wife? Fucking hell dude. Fine! I’m going to eat my fucking salad. Fucking yay…

    MrJameGumb ,
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    She sounds like a wise and very patient person lol

    Kusimulkku ,

    Might not be optimal for someone who doesn’t like sausages

    Bye , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

    Bro I’m gonna retire next fucking year YEET THAT CAREER the whole idea of working to make someone else money is DUMB buh bye

    theodewere ,
    @theodewere@kbin.social avatar

    uh oh, sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays

    TheHellDoIKnow ,

    I believe you'd get you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that, man.

    Alteon ,

    Start your own business then…

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Why don’t you mind yours and let them enjoy their retirement rather than taking on unnecessary debt and awful hours to compete in a market designed to benefit megacorps over small businesses regardless of all the empty rhetoric from both parties?

    Alteon ,

    Lordy, say one thing that doesn’t toe the line, and people get uppity real fast.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Maybe it’s less a line to be toed and more your utter tonedeafness. Also, “uppity” is perhaps not the best word choice since that’s usually used as a racist and/or classist dog whistle…

    Alteon ,

    Aaaaangry people angry.

    Viking_Hippie ,
    Alteon ,

    On a lighter note, how do you make your coffee?

    And following up on that tangent, how do you like your coffee?

    Viking_Hippie ,

    I like my coffee like I like my women: COVERED IN BEES!

    Eddie Izzard paraphrase aside, I’m not fancy about it. I like Usain Bolt coffee: black, strong and (near-) instant 😉

    You?

    Alteon , (edited )

    French Press. Trying some new beans from Costco called Greenberry’s. Didn’t realize the front had a zipper and cut the whole damn top off, so feeling like a moron (good start to Monday).

    Been cutting myself from any sort of dairy, since been adding a splash of oatmilk in it, and it’s pretty much perfect.

    We sometimes add a piece of cinnamon to the grinder to get it a little extra flavor sometimes. It’s actually really nice on occasion - gets to be a little much when you do it too often though.

    A7thStone ,

    Have you considered just being born rich?

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Or, you know, enjoy retirement.

    Maybe you want to work your ass off until you die. Not everyone does.

    SnotFlickerman , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders
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    Self-fulfillment is for suckers!

    comrade19 , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

    Big hotdog will shut you down. They would rather sell you two ineffecient hot dogs

    jaybone ,

    They’re already in on it with big bun, selling packages containing unmarchung numbers of Hot Dogs and buns. It’s like the FTC should investigate.

    MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made
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    Meh, I’d still eat it… A really good croissant would be worth it

    OpenStars ,
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    Protein is healthy for you.:-)

    OpenStars , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
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    I’m telling you, it’s all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one… that’s all you need.:-P

    grue ,

    ^ This guy Costco hot-dogs.

    Alteon ,

    I cackled, I was just thinking Costco hot dogs after I read the previous comments… Fucking A+ spot on.

    GissaMittJobb ,

    On account of the square-cube law, you will get more surface area from two smaller sausages than one large one, so the two small win out in that aspect at least.

    OpenStars ,
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    Okay but then they’re squishy and flop around and send condiments everywhere rather than aiming them like a torpedo directly where they need to go: into your mouth.

    Turious , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

    I’m going to try to swallow some shotgun shells if I have to see one more article telling me to work until I die.

    chaogomu ,

    Are you currently working? Because if you are, then swallowing shotgun shells now, means that you have technically worked until you died.

    The best thing to do is to quit and then go live in a van down by the river. If you can afford a van in this economy.

    Turious ,

    Convenient, I already own a van. Time to put in my resignation.

    Assman , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made
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    I wish it was that easy to make croissants

    ipha ,

    Are you sure you’re making them correctly? Do you include the grub or are you trying to make some weird vegetarian version?

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