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Gork , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Well don’t mind if I do…

Can’t argue with it. It’s scheduled on the calendar.

MxM111 ,

The problem is that it suggests that the other days are not that.

NocturnalEngineer ,

If you jacked off for a solid 24 hours straight, I’m certain you wouldn’t want to do any other days for a while.

MxM111 ,

Yes, I can see that sleep deprivation can be a problem.

nilloc ,

If it’s in the US, he’s got a long month ahead of him.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Make sure you use the company approved cumpod

m.youtube.com/watch?v=P0PJovYgAFE

kittenzrulz123 , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Seems like a sticky situation

Asudox , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

You’ve heard it guys, time for us to jack off.

Bearlydave , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

…And the I put my day off in the calendar.

caesaravgvstvs , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

If it’s an entire day I would say it’s gooning day

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

It’s a month

caesaravgvstvs ,

Oh true! USA notation

Infraxion ,

you can see the 1 under the Fri, it’s sensible notation

corship ,

It’s madness

dangblingus , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Diarise must have been the dictionary.com word of the day

TimewornTraveler ,

what else would you say?

Classy ,

Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.

RGB3x3 ,

Title. Enter. Input. Insert. Stroke Out. Masturbate.

Well maybe not that last one.

Patches ,

Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.

He ejaculated

Daxtron2 ,

Considering a calendar is not a diary, literally anything else would be better

TimewornTraveler ,

Diary is a day’s musings, one could say a calendar is naught but a series of diaries!

MonkCanatella , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Sigh… unzips

AA5B , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Every day for a full month!?!?!?

Agent641 ,

Duty calls

Gingernate ,

Found the american

AA5B ,

Yeah, I’ll take this one. The funny thing is I saw this at the same time as a similar reply for an entirely different thread: I guess only knowing English is also an American stereotype, just like a certain date format

PeriodicallyPedantic , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

FINE, I’LL DO IT.

But not because you told me to.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

I will, just because you did!

bluewing , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Not that you don’t deserve the time off - you do. But they ain’t wrong are they.

FrostKing , to memes in My wife every two weeks:

Wait, people actually hire people to clean their house?

I thought that was only in movies. Have you ever heard of just… Picking up after yourself?

pufferfisherpowder , (edited )

If you think cleaning is picking up after yourself you haven’t actually cleaned. If I had just a tiny bit more disposable income I’d love to spend it on someone properly cleaning the apartment.

Between two full time jobs, commute, and a toddler there is not much time, much less energy, to clean beyond a quick vacuum, and wipe down of the bathroom once a week.

FrostKing ,

Yeah, I was being a bit purposefully ignorant that day

HerbalGamer , to lemmyshitpost in Fuck them right in the...?
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

i don’t know what bussy means and at this point I’m to afraid to ask.

erev ,
@erev@lemmy.world avatar

boy pussy, so just a man’s ass

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

thank you

tacosanonymous ,

I’ve also heard both “back” and “butt.”

madcaesar ,

Ooooohhh 🤣

HappyFrog ,

And then there’s wussy, or woman bussy

Skua ,
HerbalGamer ,
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i am learning so much today

M137 ,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

The more you knussy

BossDj ,

This is the funniest damn wiki entry I’ve ever seen.

…different uses of the suffix, such as the merging of “Margaret Thatcher” with “-ussy” to create the portmanteau Thatchussy.[2] Other examples include clussy (clown and pussy) and grussy (Grinch and pussy).[2]: 6

NaibofTabr , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in Mr. Clean magic trench eraser

79,000 rpm/88 guns = 897.7 rpm/gun, but Wikipedia has the PPSh-41 rate of fire listed as 1250 rpm, which would make this 110,000 rpm.

But, that drum magazine only has 71 rounds, so you could get 110,000 rpm for about 3 seconds (71 rounds/1250 rpm = 0.057 min = 3.4 sec) … and then what? Fly back to base so you can swap out 88 individual drum magazines? And also do maintenace on any of the guns that jammed?

Some real redneck engineering energy.

schmidtster ,

It’s safer than putting 88 people in the line of fire with the same circumstances. Theres the whole it’s less accurate angle, but its safer, man power not put in line of fire could be used to reload and swap magazines.

RedditRefugee69 ,

The biggest reasons this straight sucks are: identification of friendlies/civilians from the air, not getting blown up at extremely low altitudes, how crazy spread out everything in real life combat

waigl ,

Those reasons would apply to any air based anti-ground operations, even perfectly normal bomber or attacker planes.

RedditRefugee69 ,

The spread of an explosive bomb is WAY more than a bullet. So you only bomb places you know there are no friendlies unless you’re using forward facing guns

Diplomjodler ,

This thing is getting shot down the second it comes into view. It’s never going to even get close enough to an enemy formation to be used effectively.

SatanicNotMessianic ,

I have to think those would be a very bumpy 3 seconds, and that it would probably be cheaper and easier to just use artillery and/or bombs.

Madison420 ,

It’s ww1 thinking. Aerial darts were fairly effective, not really damage wise but fear wise. They imagined the save idea but it doesn’t have the same effect since they aren’t that loud and visually don’t make a s much of an impact as seeing you homeboy suddenly turned into a gruesome pincushion.

winterayars ,

Russians love their redneck engineering.

(The rate of fire might’ve been lower in this configuration, for whatever reason.)

prayer ,

Just for fun: Assuming they are firing perfectly staggered, 110,000 rpm at the top speed of 528km/h (1,833rps at 1,466m/s) gives us a dispersion of 1.25m/bullet. Not bad at all. If a person is standing in this line, there’s a 14.4% chance of being hit (18cm head diameter). If they were crouched or lying down it would be even higher, up to 100% if they were unfortunate enough to lie in the direction the plane is traveling.

NaibofTabr ,

Won’t this depend a lot on the altitude?

Also, if the plane is traveling at 1466 m/s it will cover 4984m in 3.4s. So that’s about 1.25 bullets for every linear meter of travel (6248 rounds), but we have to account for the width of the targeted area which would depend on the spread at the distance from the muzzle (dependent on the altitude). Let’s assume it’s a strip 5km long by 10m wide for simplicity… and we’re looking at like 1 bullet for every 8 square meters… that’s going to be mostly miss. If the infantry have any cover at all it’s going to be a very futile exercise.

You’d probably be better off dropping hand grenades out of the plane than dealing with that ridiculous contraption.

Also worth noting that flying low enough to be in effective range for the mounted firearms means that the plane will be in effective range for firearms… which is not really where you want to be in a bomber giant target. I wouldn’t want to fly this mission.

Czorio ,

1466m/s? Did you mean 150m/s (~400km/h) because you pegged a Tu-2 going about Mach 5 lol

gimsy ,

1446 m/s is more than mach 3… I don’t think that plane can do that

Ilovethebomb , to lemmyshitpost in Fuck them right in the...?

Torque is a stupid, meaningless figure in almost any situation, but particularly in a vehicle where there is a transmission involved.

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  • Ilovethebomb ,

    it directly measures their ability to get up to speed

    No, it doesn’t. power measures how fast the vehicle will get up to speed, torque is meaningless unless you know the RPM that torque is being made at.

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  • bilb ,
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    You’re both completely wrong. The only important measurement of a vehicle is spirit

    Tremble ,

    Don’t forget to check your tires people that’s a lot of torque

    Edit: wherever the rubber meets the road

    Mwallerby ,
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    I thought it was style, control, damage and aggression

    original_reader ,

    And here I was thinking HP might be the Hit Points.

    Delta_V ,

    Only if you’re playing a mage. Otherwise you’ll want to know the vehicle’s HP, AC and THAC0.

    Ilovethebomb ,

    Also wrong. If you compare two otherwise identical vehicles, the one with more power will both accelerate faster and have a higher top speed, assuming it has the gearing to use that power.

    Stop getting all your vehicle knowledge from old top gear episodes.

    QuinceDaPence ,

    To accelerate a vehicle we need to put kinetic energy into it and Power is the measure of how fast we can do that.

    From a technical capability standpoint, torque is a useless measure. With a motor of a given power you can always gear it up or down to whatever torque you need (assuming a lossless transmission system).

    If we take two identical trucks with 10k lb trailers on them and one's a 800ft-lb diesel and one's a 300ft-lb gas, both with 400hp, they sould realisticly accelerate and climb a hill at the same rate. The diference is the gas engine will be screaming at 6/7/8000 rpm and guzzling gas. (This also assumes no other factors like heat cone into play, the gas may not be able to maintain as much power due to cooling system designs or other factors).

    Torquey-er engines also tend to feel better from a driveability standpoint but that's not representative of capability.

    Pelicanen ,

    What? Torque tells you what force can be applied at what distance from the center of rotation. Acceleration is a function of mass and force. Of course more torque is going to get you to accelerate faster.

    Ilovethebomb ,

    Remember, power is torque times RPM, which is your accelerating force. It’s a functionally useless measurement without RPM.

    An engine with half the torque revving twice as fast will make an equal amount of power, and accelerate equally fast.

    GBU_28 ,

    Most legitimate torque ratings include at what rpm. Many articles do not include all the details.

    Ilovethebomb ,

    That’s true, but of course the article doesn’t give an RPM range.

    GBU_28 ,

    So you love me?

    anarchy79 ,
    @anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

    Here’s something tp calm your nerves, Talk The Torque, the best damn car review show on the Internet!

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=8627su-jKWo

    Glemek ,

    Torque is a stupid, meaningless figure in almost any situation

    Are you the one overtightening all the bolts in my shop??

    Ilovethebomb ,

    Maybe.

    HerbalGamer , to memes in Me IRL
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    moooo^oooooooo!^

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