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NegativeInf , to memes in Art of Seduction

If a man ever introduced himself to me like this, I wouldn’t say no.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Rude.

Botanists are passionate people; I know a lot of them

MrShankles ,

I wouldn’t say no

Ya may have read too quickly and missed the double negative. It seems that they would like relations with that bird… if that bird were were a person, and talking dirty botany to them

Edit: and all of botany is dirt-y, when you get to the root of it… I’ll see myself out now

Track_Shovel OP ,

Likely. I’m just waking up and haven’t had coffee. Sifting though my Lemmy inbox.

MrShankles ,

Hope you have a good morning though! I’m night shift, so I’m unwinding and 'bout to crawl into that sweet sweet bed

Track_Shovel OP ,

Thanks! Sleep well; it’s tough on nights though. Thanks for also being pleasant to talk to, and not the typical Reddit troll who is unreasonable over small bits like this.

cosmicrookie , to memes in Public Service Announcement
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

I work 24hr shifts!

That said, i only work 6 shifts a month. I also get to sleep while still getting paid!

volvoxvsmarla ,

Man that sounds pretty great ngl

Cerothen ,

The fire fighter special.

cosmicrookie , (edited )
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Actually i help a young person with a dissabillty. So work can often be a visit to the theater, board game night every week and occasional concerts (Ramstein this summer 🤘)

The pay is not at max. I could make more but would have to offer a lot more of my free time and do work that id hate doing.

That said, there is also some stuff that one has to get used to, but I guess it could be a lot worse

RiQuY , to memes in Art of Seduction
NutWrench , to memes in Public Service Announcement
@NutWrench@lemmy.world avatar

Yup. If you let yourself be exploited, you don’t have a “great work ethic.” That’s just sad.

son_named_bort , to lemmyshitpost in Fast Paced Environment

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that’s why I cry on company time.

InfiniWheel , to lemmyshitpost in Cocoon

I mean, the first one is actually good? Even if the partner you are sending the nudes to can be fully trusted now and forever, they could get hacked, have their unlocked phone stolen. Hell, whatever cloud service they use for backups (regardless if they even know they are using it) could get compromised.

IDK, its just weird to put walking on the street and having a house in the same need category as sending nudes. I could even understand sex, but sending nudes is so specific (some people aren’t even into them).

CaptainBasculin , to lemmyshitpost in Fast Paced Environment

Onion slicing job be like

dumbass , to memes in Public Service Announcement
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

I got my hours cut to 4 days a week so I could actually have some rest.

I work retail and was working in the meat department which takes 3 people minimum to run efficiently, it was just me and occasionally my boss who was in-charge of the other fresh departments , killed my mental health and my knee got fucked from single handedly running the entire department.

Then I had to get my dog of 15 years put down and because of that job, the last couple of months I was too tired to do things with her as much, so I went " fuck this shit" told my boss I’m unable to fulfil my full time contract and requested hours cut to 4 days max, citing physical and mental health reasons.

Now I get to chill out working fresh produce throwing fruit and veg up, 4 days a week with a bunch of days off scattered around, which I quite enjoy and my mental and physical health are getting better.

Dave ,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

I worked full time in a produce department years ago. It was physically demanding for an hour or two in the morning unloading the truck and stacking it away, then it was mostly playing cricket out the back with a plank, an onion, and a rubbish bin for the wicket.

SlopppyEngineer , to lemmyshitpost in Fast Paced Environment

Just next to this one:

“Clock out before crying. Do not forget.”

superweeniehutjrs , to memes in Public Service Announcement

I’ve had a couple jobs with wonderful overtime pay, in those cases my overtime was usually while traveling to places I’d rather not be. More cash to spend when I got home was great. Better than sitting in a hotel room doom scrolling

Juice88 , to memes in Public Service Announcement
@Juice88@lemmy.world avatar

I never understood that mindset. I burn my PTO as fast as I can earn it lol. I don’t believe in afterlife so I’m trying to enjoy my time here as much as I can.

MrPommeroy ,

Some people are lucky enough to enjoy their time both on and off work.

lowleveldata , to lemmyshitpost in Fast Paced Environment

I stopped once but the work makes me cry again

Sabre363 , to memes in Art of Seduction

bird panties drop to the floor

Birds just really don’t have the hips to wear them. Plus the small sizes and poor representation in the fashion community, recipe for disaster. . .

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Suspenders!

bquintb , to lemmyshitpost in Cocoon
@bquintb@midwest.social avatar

Logical af

altima_neo , to lemmyshitpost in Longing for the van down by the river
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

And Portland!

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