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awwwyissss , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up

When the zombies start taking over I’m grabbing wine and crackers and setting up my base in the Cheese Cave.

JoShmoe ,

Com’on you know there’s already a team camping at every entrance, waiting where you can’t see them.

awwwyissss ,

They won’t keep me from my snacks.

dditty ,

They can’t stop all of us

cypherpunks , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up
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wildbus8979 ,

QMSP/FPAQ isn’t government owned though.

PrimeMinisterKeyes ,

Thank you so much for this. The Wikipedia rabbit hole it opened up led me to the fact that “vintage” originally meant “wine harvest”.

JasonDJ ,

Etymology

late Middle English: alteration (influenced by vintner) of earlier vendage, from Old French vendange, from Latin vindemia (from vinum ‘wine’ + demere ‘remove’).

Interesting. It makes a lot of sense now, knowing that.

gravitas_deficiency , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up

Honestly, I’m surprised we’re not on NCD already.

Gork ,

I will fight to defend the United States Strategic Cheese Reserve to my dying breath 🧀

A_Random_Idiot , to lemmyshitpost in He's got a point

No no, you see. Its okay and normal to destroy your body for other peoples profit.

The problem here is you enjoying yourself and experience happiness. Personal happiness is a sin in capitalism, because it might lead to thoughts of improving your situation, and thats the last thing anyone wants. Just think of what it could do to the shareholders!

/s because I know some dim bulb will take this seriously otherwise.

Harbinger01173430 ,

It might be a joke but you are on point…

A_Random_Idiot ,

its on point, but if I dont /s then someone will come in and think I’m actually arguing in favor of ruining your body for capitalism.

cause every time I’ve ever made a super obvious post, I always get some dimbulb response without the /s

SuperSpruce ,

No no, you see. Its okay and normal to destroy your body for the glorious state.

The problem here is you enjoying yourself and experience happiness. Personal happiness is a sin in communism, because it might lead to thoughts of freedom and self-improvement, and thats the last thing the government wants. Just think of what it could do to the production!

/s because I know capitalism sucks, but communism sucks as well.

trashgirlfriend ,

commulism is when the government do stuff

melpomenesclevage ,

Weird how your ‘communism’ always seems identical to capitalism, and literally every critique applies to both.

Almost like you don’t actually know what communism is and have created an entirely fictional external scapegoat to feel like the horror you labor in and perpetuate is morally good, or something.

This isn’t to defend the USSR, plenty of problems, but, like, you never bothered to learn what any of those actually were. Also, ussr≠all communism, some, including the USSR’s official position for the entirety of its existence, would argue that they weren’t communist at all.

Not that you care to use any crotical tjinking or curiosity to scratch the surface of the ideas you were told and discover myriad (mostly still shitty, but way more interesting and exciting) worlds beneath.

KevonLooney ,

I mean, you can still go to former communist countries and see what older people look like. Like in Hungary older people don’t smile much. They learned that if you smile too much it might be suspicious and you could be investigated by the police. Why are you smiling? Do you have access to black market luxuries?

melpomenesclevage ,

Completely ignoring literally everything I said.

Where is this communist youre arguing with? Are they in the room with us now?

KevonLooney ,

This entire thread is about communism? The parent post is a critique of it? The word is mentioned in every post on the thread?

melpomenesclevage ,

Read what I wrote, or why even reply to me?

All of it, please.

Cowbee ,
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That’s hilariously wrong, lmao. The majority of people in nearly every post-soviet state wants Communism back, and this number is

You don’t have to like Communism or the USSR, but please don’t make things up now, lmao. It’s cringe red-scare fanfiction.

Cowbee ,
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Why would any government oppose people’s thoughts of freedom and self-improvement, when that’s specifically the goal of Communism to encourage, as opposed to Capitalism?

SuperSpruce ,

Because Communist governments see any opposition to communism as a threat to their power, so they do not tolerate dissidence even if they claim to tolerate dissidence. It’s just another example of the paradox of tolerance.

Cowbee ,
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How is freedom and self-improvement “opposition to Communism?” Do you have the slightest idea what you’re talking about?

SuperSpruce ,

It might not be opposition to communism the way Marx envisioned it, but it is absolutely opposition to communism the way communist governments have envisioned it

Cowbee ,
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How?

SuperSpruce ,

Look up East Germany for one of the milder examples.

AllNewTypeFace , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up
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Which Adam Curtis documentary is this from?

TempermentalAnomaly ,

And how is this just like that small rebel group in Ecuador?

GardenVarietyAnxiety , to lemmyshitpost in Service with a smile.
EldritchFeminity ,

Ah yes, “the sun is a deadly laser” face.

TheCheddarCheese ,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

“The SUN is WARMING UP??”

tias ,

Not anymore, there’s a blanket

Obi , to lemmyshitpost in Service with a smile.
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This is just the “Brit-in-Malaga” face.

Ashyr , to noncredibledefense in Retreat

You got ‘em on the ropes!

metaStatic , to noncredibledefense in Now in colour!

FUCK YEAH, SEA KING.

systemglitch , to noncredibledefense in Now in colour!

Oof, this shames me.

logos , to lemmyshitpost in Service with a smile.

Scrub-daddy says he wants to see my real face under my skin face.

MewtwoLikesMemes , to lemmyshitpost in Service with a smile.
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I work at Kroger. This is 100% A C C U R A T E .

Uranium3006 , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up
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We should stop subsiding dairy. In fact we should release all the cheese all at once to counter greedflation

Track_Shovel OP ,

This is the plot of one of the malazan books

Mad_Punda , to til in TIL: You can easily check eggs for being bad or fresh

My egg packages here in Sweden have that information printed on them.

But the version where the egg floats they don’t say to toss it out, but rather crack it open, look, smell. Might still be good.

Beryl ,

Exactly, the egg floating doesn’t mean that it’s not edible anymore, just that it’s old.

slightperil ,

Yes, I’m sick of seeing this infographic and ones like it as it encourages waste

AnUnusualRelic ,
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Exactly. If an egg has gone bad, you can’t really miss it.

Also why it’s good to always quickly check eggs before adding them to a mix.

Deebster ,
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Assuming you have a sense of smell. Anosmia affects about 3% of people - probably more since Covid.

AnUnusualRelic , (edited )
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The colour is typically also a dead giveaway.

Of course blind people with anosmia are on their own there.

bitwaba ,

Must be tough to be a blind person with ansomia and a craving for omelettes.

BeatTakeshi ,
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I felt like cracking a joke but it would stink

SoleInvictus ,

I made the mistake of not checking once, as I was cracking eggs into a running mixer. It was awful, I’ll never forget again.

ShouldIHaveFun , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up

In Switzerland we have the tradition that for every kg of gold stored in a bank, we have to keep an equal value of cheese in the vault.

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