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benderbeerman , to memes in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

I mean, I might as well be listening to journey. Giving myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby

Lyricism6055 , to memes in *cleans room*

What’s the point? Now my room is clean… Why am I even still here?

I need to move out of this box of sardines but because of medical bills and house prices I can’t.

What is the point?

Sorry… You guys caught me on a very bad day mentally and I can’t even clean to get this shit out of my head.

NaoPb ,

Can you… go for a walk/run or something?

Lyricism6055 ,

Went for a 40 mile bike ride and a 10 mile walk. Cleaned my room, kissed my daughter’s to bed. And yet I’m still here wondering wtf im doing

NaoPb ,

Sorry to hear that, my friend. Hang in there, ok? Don’t do anything sudden.

I would help you if I could but I am mentally in a similar situation.

angrystego , to memes in *cleans room*

Doing something physical is so much healthier than doing nothing. It’s not just an illusion, it can really help people to get back on track.

batmangrundies ,

Yeah, usually if I get stuck in my head I’ll just go work in the garden. Bit of sunshine and toil usually gets me unstuck.

TokyoMonsterTrucker , to memes in Online Safety

This is how I got into an abusive 4-year relationship with Yog-Sothoth.

*sob

Eylrid , to memes in *cleans room*

In my experience exhaustion makes the dread spiral worse

m3t00 , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*
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wife used to carpet the vinyl kitchen floor with rugs. robovac would arrange them in a circle and get stuck in the middle. I rolled them up and put them on a shelf in the garage.

Misconduct ,

Or… You just get rug anchors oooorrrrr pick them up before the vacuum goes off? Is it some kinda flex to put away decorations your wife liked or something I’m a little confused.

ArcaneSlime ,

Tbf carpet in the kitchen is pretty gross. Grease and shit.

Misconduct ,

I just get machine washable rugs and toss them in every couple of days or so. I wouldn’t want full carpet but rugs are nice in places like in front of the fridge. A little soft spot for jars to land if they slip or get dropped 🤷‍♀️

ArcaneSlime ,

I have this like, puffy silicone(?) thingy, meant for the same thing but is nonporous and much less gross.

m3t00 ,
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

yeah I made that shit up to flex, okay

MargotRobbie , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*

I thought they are called “throw pillows” because you’re suppose to throw them at your family and friends when they annoy you and you are too lazy to get off the couch.

Am I not doing it right?

TwinTusks ,

Beautiful

But in Chinese, these are call “hug pillows”.

Magnetar ,

Cute.

gun , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*
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Then there’s me sitting here with one lonely white pillow on my bed cause I lost the other one.

chiliedogg ,

How do you lose a pillow? It’s not a pen or contact lens - it’s a pretty bulky thing that generally stays in one area.

gun ,
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

It doesn’t stay in one area when you move houses

ciapatri ,
affiliate , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*

couches are but another victim to the interior decorator’s aversion to uncluttered flat surfaces

Misconduct ,

You guys are crazy. I don’t really do decorative pillows but I will not abide a sofa in my house that isn’t covered with soft comfy things to burrow under

affiliate ,

my couch is barren and made of rock, any comfort must come from within

gonta ,

True stoic right here.

Misconduct ,

That’s either amazing for your back or crippling there is no I between lol

Omega_Haxors , to memes in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*
UnculturedSwine , to memes in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

This was actually my pappy doing my hair growing up. That fukkn’ flowbee sucked not because it was attached to a vacuum but because my dad would constantly hit me in the head with it trying to get the correct length. He kept the blades nice and oiled tho.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m glad I’m not the only one who has a TBI as a result of a Flowbee incident

Gabu , to memes in Online Safety

A star-spawned horror rattles its crystalline cage! Shattered and unmade! Or, perhaps, reborn?

Malgas , to memes in Online Safety

She met a funny, goofy boy who was deep

It’s always the Deep Ones.

Alue42 , to memes in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

I have never heard of the flowbee, but now that I've seen it I can only think of this

200ok ,

It really does suck

Alue42 , to memes in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

I have never heard of the flowbee, but now that I've seen it I can only think of this

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