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ryan , to lemmyshitpost in doing his own research

Devil's Tower is apparently not even a volcano according to science, but "but was injected between sedimentary rock layers and cooled underground. The characteristic furrowed columns are the result of contraction which occurred during the cooling of the magma." source

Anyway, science can be wrong, assume everything is a volcano until proven otherwise. Devil's Tower? Volcano. The hill outside your house? Volcano. Your dog? Believe it or not, volcano.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I know how it was formed; injection and then the surrounding landscape eroded away, but it’s a good shitpost

ryan ,

Oh, you "know", eh? Sounds like we got a scientist over here, boys! Let's get him!

(But seriously: I added that bit because I went and looked it up myself based on your post, and I thought it was interesting and other readers might also find it neat. One of those TIL things.)

Track_Shovel OP ,

Lmao that usually how it goes when I talk sciencey online. My background is in soils and surficial geology; though the latter is only though the lens of soil formation.

earthwalker31 , to memes in Meatballs
Mischala , to memes in Meatballs

Here’s a free gift.
The word homeowner has Meow in the middle of it.
It’s actually ho-moew-ner
Good luck trying to forget this infohazard.

LaserTurboShark69 , to memes in shocked, I say

This meme awoke deep rooted childhood trauma I completely forgot I had

ILikeBoobies , to memes in shocked, I say

He’s really bad as a host

That’s the only joke he has that isn’t racist

Moira_Mayhem ,

He’s really bad as a host

You say that but his stupid shocked face literally kept the show alive long LONG after it should have passed away peacefully.

I mean its almost like his semi incompetence is a cultivated branding trait now.

ILikeBoobies ,

Maybe it’s an American thing

To me Canada’s version is much better because we have a host that can actually read the questions and banter with the people

Moira_Mayhem ,

Yeah American TV is definitely lowest common denominator. It’s popular because it caters to the same kind of people that would like ‘ow my nuts’ from idiocracy, and those kinds are endless in number.

Again, he’s not a good host for comedy, delivery, or pacing, but his stupid face and bumbling nature is beloved by many.

Like a children’s birthday clown without makeup.

grandkaiser , to memes in shocked, I say

Steve Harvey: “We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?”

Contestant: “The penis”

SH: “A WUH… HUH??” audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder

SH: O lordy… one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says… the board shows 100 for “penis” Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

Stache_ ,

lol I read that as “existence as we know it comes to an ad” thinking you meant going into a perpetual commercial break

Antimoon51 ,

a perpetual commercial break

This is how I imagine hell… Waiting for something to continue… forever…

Anyways, I’m gonna get myself some popcorn. Someone else?

NakariLexfortaine ,

Hey, uh…

Microwaves broken, and we’re out of popcorn.

The issues are related, and it’s Steve’s fault.

AVincentInSpace ,

you forgot the part where Steve Harvey, in the anguished tones of a man who has crossed hell and is delivering one final message, screams to the stage directors

"THE PENIS"

ComradeChairmanKGB , to memes in shocked, I say
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

They did hwat with the who?

boatsnhos931 , to lemmyshitpost in Walk for miles

Not that efficient if someone tries to beat you up every 20 feet for walking like a creep

Zoboomafoo , to memes in shocked, I say

Paul Harvey > Steve Harvey

nnjethro ,

Good day!

UnrepententProcrastinator ,

Easy to beat, Steve Harvey is a very vocal anti-atheist. Immediate POS in my book.

obinice , to memes in shocked, I say
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno who that Steve guy is, but what’s with that photo of Jamie Hyneman?!

soycapitan451 ,

It’s from an episode of Pingu. I only know this because it terrified me as a child and still haunts my nightmares as I approach my 40s.

LesserAbe , to lemmyshitpost in Walk for miles

I skimmed that website but my mind refuses to engage with the text.

AEsheron ,

Well that’s good, because it is the least efficient walk. It’s even worse than binding your hands to your sides. It makes a kind of intuitive sense, but shocker, the way we’ve evolved to walk most comfortably is the most efficient. We swing our arms in part to reduce angular momentum. Anti-swing walk, swinging the same arm forward as the leg that is moving forward, not only fails to bleed that momentum, it adds more of it. Which we then need to spend even more energy to counter, with less efficient muscles. It’s the worst of all worlds. The only practical reasons to use it are to increase the intensity of your walks, or if you’re into some martial arts/kendo that relies on it.

verity_kindle , to noncredibledefense in Hurling consequences up to 30 km away
@verity_kindle@lemmy.world avatar

This is wisdom.

TunaCowboy , to memes in shocked, I say
jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well that was certainly horrifyingly accurate.

Swiggles ,

Hu, that was weird. Kinda cool animation though. Maybe it’s a new channel to binge. Thanks!

iesou , to lemmyshitpost in Keep Church and State Separate

Yeah but do you vote? Bc then you’d have to pay anyway

TheFerrango ,

Since “no taxation w/out representation” is a common chant, I propose proportional taxes based on how many representatives of the party you voted for get into power

rauls4 , to memes in shocked, I say

That guy is an atheist hating asshole and has got far more miles from the shtick than ever should have.

Uglyhead ,
@Uglyhead@lemmy.world avatar

Not to mention his being massively misogynistic, and his ‘Moral Barometer’ bullshit.

tigeruppercut ,

and completely unfunny, never done anything in his entire career except gape at the camera in mock surprise-- you could throw a rock in Antarctica and hit someone with more talent

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