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davel , to memes in Scrub good. Don't ask questions
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On the one hand the super straights don’t wash their asses because that’s gay, but on the other hand the super straights are bootlickers for following orders.

curiousPJ , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

Will it take care of the nano-plastics for me or is that an upcoming firmware update?

Kidplayer_666 ,

Never buy a product based on a promise of a future update

Track_Shovel OP ,

it will, but please do not eat the oysters. However, even the oysters cannot save your from nanoplastics.

dantheclamman ,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

They are confirmed to be able to gather nano-plastics as larvae, and microplastic as adults, though no studies have looked at nanoscale particles in adult oysters from what I could find. They may ingest the plastic or package it up in mucus to expel as “pseudofeces”, trapping the plastic particles in the sediment. Source: I study bivalves

RIP_Cheems , to memes in Essential NPC
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

When I make a game, I’m gonna put something like that into it.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot , (edited ) to memes in Essential NPC

Even before Harambe we had George W. Bush and the War on Terror. It was Jim Varney’s death that put us on this path. He was holding back the darkness.

AndrasKrigare , to memes in Essential NPC

Death does not diminish; the ghost gilds with glory.

Blessed are we who serve the Almsivi

Rekonok , to memes in Essential NPC
@Rekonok@sh.itjust.works avatar

Harambe is more like Vivec a god that make the game more difficult if you remove him so everyone assume he is essential. This one needed a warning

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/0f900cfd-188b-424d-acce-97265c20efc1.png

exocrinous ,

Who’s that?

noobdoomguy8658 ,

Jeffrey Epstein.

I didn’t grow up in the western world, so I knew next to nothing about the guy, but one thing I know is that his death has spawned a lot of speculation and conspiracy. Not really sure what of it is a meme and what is really something that people believe.

AbsoluteChicagoDog ,

He “killed himself” while in a jail cell under guard. It was clearly a murder and nobody is looking into it.

ULS ,

Geoffrey Giraffe.

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug , to memes in Essential NPC

I’ve been seeing a lot of morrowind references recently

Rolive ,

I really should replay that game.

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug ,

You can play it on your phone now days, woth mods even

Hupf ,
Rolive ,

Already done that.

sus , to memes in Essential NPC

Harambe is dead. Harambe remains dead. And we have killed him.

Mouselemming , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

All good, but it’s gotta be salt water. I guess I can use it to boil pasta or blanch vegetables…

Kolanaki ,
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How about mussels? Can they filter water?

mwproductions , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

The 800 number is missing a digit. Now how am I supposed to get my oyster?

Leeks ,

Well there’s only 10 options, try them all! (For science)

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but that’d be giving in to Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen and we can’t be having that

Patches ,

I gotchu fam. It is 1-800-867-5309

Lemmyvisitor , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

does this hurt the oyster

theodewere ,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

they make pearls with the pain

Kusimulkku ,

Well you know what they say, can’t make an omelet without excruciating pain

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t think so, but we can make it painful if that’s what you want?

platypus_plumba ,

Can they scream? If not, can we make that happen?

ElBarto , (edited )
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ohh for sure, we can do that, you want just “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHRHRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” type of basic scream or you want it to go into specific details on where and how it hurts?

Both at the right decibel to not cause pain to the human listener, but loud enough to be heard at a distance.

jjagaimo ,

Femur breaker

MrShankles ,
100_percent_a_bot ,

I’m pretty sure this is just how they eat

Gladaed ,

Not really. You probably should avoid putting heavily polluted water through them though. They are the oceans waste buckets for poo water.

I_Fart_Glitter ,

One of many reasons I don’t eat shellfish.

ImFresh3x ,

Pollution easily kills shellfish. If anything, that’s an indication that they are clean and from clean places. Oysters feed of phytoplankton, not waste/garbage and pollution.

Gladaed ,

More for me.

Shell fish is not to be harvested after storm water events due to the increased fecal matter/particulate content of rivers. So I should be good.

ImFresh3x ,

Oysters actually need clean/unpolluted water. What they eat and clean is sediment, phytonutrients, and phytoplankton. Well at least that’s what I was tood by an oyster farmer. They clear the water which is good for the sea grass, and the small fish, which is good for the big fish and so on.

dantheclamman ,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, it can. It can clog their gills, making their feeding less efficient, or interfere with their reproduction through chemicals that leach from the plastic particles. Source: I study bivalves

EssentialNPC , to memes in Essential NPC

Wow, I am in good company

Norgur , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

227? I got 2x 230. They always make it so that it is just too little so you buy another one! Slimy scammers!

pdxfed ,

Found George Banks.

SpaceNoodle , to memes in Essential NPC

That’s not David Bowie

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

No you’re right. Unlike Bowie Harambe died before touching the kid.

MaxVoltage , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!
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okay but how do i stop myself from eating the mollusk? thats barely 100 kcal

LEDZeppelin ,

Oh, shucks

hungryphrog ,

Let it filter the water and eat it afterwards.

moriquende ,

Eating the mollusk will enable you to drink the dirty water and have it filtered in your very own guts.

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