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doublejay1999 , to memes in oof
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

If you got 3 tracks off a hip hop album you’d nailed it.

Yes, there are exceptions, we now call them classics

Catsrules , to memes in *cleans room*

Ahh you will have a clean room! Win win!

jimmydoreisalefty , to memes in *Violet explosion in background*

Should have listened, hahaha

Happened so much they made a song to warn them…

If you are wise you’ll listen to me


The oompa loompa song =)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=APj2ArUy6v4

Willy Wonka 1971 Oompa Loompa Song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkC8wPSmcPg

ArmokGoB , to memes in Therapy's getting too expensive

Where are you getting psychedelics for $5?

TheCrawlingKingSnake ,

That’s about the average price for a tab of acid.

GrammatonCleric , to memes in Even soil needs a little TLC sometimes.
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Let’s run with this gag:

DARK HOLES

I’LL SWALLOW YOUR HOLE

HOLE BROTHER

HOLE TRAIN

SAVE OUR HOLES

MIND BODY AND HOLE

HOLE FOOD

HOLE CALIBUR

BLESS YOUR HOLE

Track_Shovel OP ,

save our holes

Name of your sex tape

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

"Mayday, mayday, the puns are too much, I'm going down!"

"How many holes on board sir?"

SkybreakerEngineer ,

Try finger but hole

Album ,
@Album@lemmy.ca avatar

Hole Survivor

FancyLad , to memes in "Why are you like this?" - "self contempt"
@FancyLad@lemmy.world avatar
Uniquitous , to memes in Light Roast

Is this the same troll who posted the anti-semitic crap this morning?

Track_Shovel OP ,

No?

Uniquitous ,

Looks like not. You’re cleared. This misogyny is free of the taint of antisemitism, carry on.

Track_Shovel OP ,
MindSkipperBro12 ,

Thanks… officer?

Gabu ,

Imagine being such a sad person that you think a harmless joke is misogyny.

Marduk73 , to memes in Never buy used air pods
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

All about that base, no treble.

Sacreblew , to memes in I have several questions, actually

How many sets of mammaries?

xxd , to memes in Eruption also works... 🌋

I’m completely out of the loop on this one. Can someone point me in the right direction?

Track_Shovel OP ,

Eddie Van Halen’s guitar looked like this.

xxd ,

ohhhh thank you!

Tylerdurdon , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet

Changing IRQs on my modem using jumpers. Good times…

Tar_alcaran ,

Calling Seagate to find out the Write Precomp Cylinder for my HD, because autoconfigure didn’t exist and the letters had smudged off.

Tylerdurdon ,

I think I still have a couple in my garage with the settings printed on a piece of paper I had taped to them. What a pain. No more cable select for us!

bobs_monkey , to memes in we are all made in the image of the Lord

SOME

AI_toothbrush ,

Just SOME with absurd amounts of reverb

gnutrino ,

PSALM

VikingHippie ,

BAHDY

simin , to memes in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....
Track_Shovel OP ,

The only reasonable response

ummthatguy , to memes in I've got 99 problems but urban planning is all of them - SLRPNK
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

The interest rate’s a little airborne. It’s still good.

https://media.tenor.com/Y0Owa5e3_F0AAAAC/homer-simpson-homer.gif

bi_tux , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

What about halberts?

misterundercoat ,

That dude from the Office?

TomAwsm ,

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

The long-handled axe/spear combo? Yeah, that’ll do.

lorty ,
@lorty@lemmy.ml avatar

Your spear can break my spear, damn.

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