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GrayBackgroundMusic , 5 months ago to memes in Fleshy Pods

Gunk seeds!

ROCK AND STONE!!!

Slovene , 5 months ago to lemmyshitpost in A godless time

Wanna see something even more fucked up? m.youtube.com/watch?v=NI0iioInnH8

Track_Shovel OP , 5 months ago

Ordinary Sausage is in my pantheon of food criminals

LemmyKnowsBest , 5 months ago to lemmyshitpost in No pets

okay but what if I’m only going to stay there 24 hours and then die? Do I still have to pay for a whole month?

Matty_r , 5 months ago

Please arrange a professional clean prior to vacating or we will arrange our own and the cost will be forwarded to you. Thanks.

LemmyKnowsBest , 5 months ago

But I’m not vacating my cozy nook after I die. Do you still require tenants to pay rent when dead?

FlyingSquid , 5 months ago

Yes. Plus security deposit. We’re going to need to hire security for the crowd that will gather outside when we pull out your corpse.

Wogi , 5 months ago

Ummm…

They never pulled him out. He’s still in there buried in concrete.

FlyingSquid , 5 months ago

Believe it or not, he also never paid rent.

Wogi , 5 months ago

Upset your landlord with this one neat trick!!

HootinNHollerin , 5 months ago to lemmyshitpost in A godless time

Vampires HATE this simple trick

synapse1278 , 5 months ago to lemmyshitpost in A godless time

I want to see a video. I need to know what happens.

mishielda1234 , 5 months ago

youtu.be/SWcfrQqfeRg?si=aStYV2sQadvmh7v2

Rooter , 5 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

Americans cosplaying that they have free Healthcare.

Retrograde , 5 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7b37bc18-2d2f-4291-95c7-679309a5b0b8.jpeg

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In , 5 months ago

OK, I see obesity in the picture, but where is the oil and healthcare?

Did this guy shoot up a school?

ILikeBoobies , 5 months ago

They are really greasy dogs

Healthcare was brought up by the comment

The school shooting happened while you were reading this comment

occhionaut , 5 months ago

fuuuuuuck

Rooter , 5 months ago

I’m not European. And why wouldn’t people bring up what America is famous for?

Wogi , 5 months ago

No one has mentioned the KFC double down so your argument is invalid.

Rooter , 5 months ago

But you just did, so it went from invalid to valid. GG EZ

GiddyGap , 5 months ago

That’s what happens when you think you’re the leader but you don’t have the basics down.

boatsnhos931 , 5 months ago to memes in Fleshy Pods

Looks like it was a recycled idea from fallout when the super mutants had those bags of flesh and organs hanging everywhere with ammo and stimpaks lol

Mango , 5 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Savage

Fun fact! Macho Man Randy Savage once punched a dude for knocking me over as a kid and proceeded to buy me a bunch of stuff and give me merch and tickets. The dude yelled at me for just wanting a 3 musketeers bar when he wanted to buy up half the store. 🤣

Track_Shovel OP , 5 months ago

Lmao that’s awesome. Sounds like he was a good guy

Did you get a slim Jim our of the deal?

Mango , 5 months ago

Loads of them. I don’t like them though. My mom’s third husband sold off all the merch and tickets because he’s scum but we got our seats anyhow!

HootinNHollerin , 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago)

Ho lee shiiit, it’s Mongo Mangoyoutu.be/VZSzr4Y8hsk?si=QhlWE4jbiq0C62HC

Mango , 5 months ago

Hi

Num10ck , 5 months ago to lemmyshitpost in A godless time

thestinkingrose.com/menu1.html

bus_factor , 5 months ago to memes in Fleshy Pods

One of the last bosses in Half-Life is a testicle with pointy spider legs.

Shurimal , 5 months ago

Named aptly in game files as "Gonarch".

It also squirted white corrosive liquid on you.

The mini-headcrabs were kinda cute, though.

Rekonok , 5 months ago to memes in Fleshy Pods

If any of you testicles looks like this you have to see a doctor

Da_Boom , 5 months ago to lemmyshitpost in A godless time

Too busy trying to figure out if they could do it, they didn’t stop to think if they should do it.

sirico , 5 months ago to memes in Fleshy Pods

No one else’s look like this?

altima_neo , 5 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Savage

The cream rises to the top! Oooh yeah!

cyborganism , 5 months ago to memes in Fleshy Pods

I didn’t even know that!