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bradinutah , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake

This idea makes too much sense and would make way too much money.

Disney board - “Pass”

ThrowawayPermanente , to lemmyshitpost in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now

How old is this chart? The average American has got to be at least 5’10"

Num10ck ,

5’9. close enough.

drphungky ,

Average American man is 5’9.3" (and has been around for a long time). So not only is the graph misleading it’s just wrong.

In case anyone was wondering, within America: White 5’10", Black 5’ 9", Asian and Hispanic around 5’7".

mememuseum , to lemmyshitpost in This explains much.

I love using save states in emulators to win this every time.

MindTraveller , to insanepeoplefacebook in The Voice and The Illuminati

Oh no, a blood drinking ritual! That’s bad because consuming part of a once living being is wrong. That’s why Christian conspiracy theorists are all vegans, right?

chatokun ,

Don’t think he was quite a conspiracy theorist, though I do think he was raised on John Birch Society stuff, but a previous coworker, catholic, told me people shouldn’t even be punished for animal abus3 because animals don’t have souls.

Christians literally believe the statements in genesis to mean they are just shy of God themselves, and all other living beings are inferior, without God’s protection. In several cases, they include nonwhite racses in this list of inferior as well. Man is to rule over them or whatever.

Hikermick ,

The Eucharist ritual is about drinking blood

danc4498 , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake

Something about a human grooming a kidnapped muppet is disturbing to me. I think just make Miss Piggy the beast and Kermit the beauty. Their relationship is already a bit rapey.

MotoAsh ,

Uh… what are you on about? She’s not exactly kidnapped or groomed in the original Disney movie…

She’s jailed for trespassing, and she grooms him in to not being an angry hateful troll… Not all “grooming” is bad, ffs. Get the entire overarching story correct before you complain about something very, very dumb and wrong…

crawancon , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake

same

stebo02 , to lemmyshitpost in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way
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Hate on Google and Microsoft all you want but their cloud services are pretty convenient.

snooggums , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake
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So basically the Muppet Treasure Island and Muppet Christmas Carol treatment for cartoons.

Yes, that would clearly work and Disney is squandering the potential.

Tikiporch ,

You clearly didn’t watch Muppet Haunted Mansion.

snooggums ,
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I don’t remember hearing about Muppet Haunted Mansion, is it good?

MrFappy ,

It’s actually very good. I enjoyed it thoroughly

flambonkscious ,

Would one need to have seen the original first?

MrFappy ,

lol there isn’t an original unless you count the Eddie Murphy version, which is not really connected to the muppet one. Besides both being about the haunted mansion.

GlendatheGayWitch ,

It’s not based on the movies, it’s based off the ride itself. You would catch more references having ridden the ride at any of the parks.

BigDaddySlim , to lemmyshitpost in Damn it Salmo
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StaySquared , to memes in Bacon tho

mmmm animal flesh inbetween my teeth. Fking amazing.

But not swine. Fk swine.

hswolf ,
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swine is amazing, love me some japanese pork dumplings

rtxn , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake

So Beast is Grover?

KillerTofu ,

Nah, gotta be Animal.

Pat_Riot ,
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Yes

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

No, Beast is someone like Brad Pitt without hideous make up. Just normal Brad Pitt and then when the curse is broken he turns into Grover.

databender ,
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Brad Pitt is too old now, and not large enough. Henry Cavill.

TwinTusks ,
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Alas, Brad is too old (cry for my own younger days).

Nougat , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake

So … Shrek?

Nomecks ,

A muppet remake of Shrek?

ericatty ,

I think they mean how Fiona becomes Ms Shrek

JackbyDev , to lemmyshitpost in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way

The amount of times sending myself an email is still the quickest thing is insane. Sure I could try to use notion or keep to send myself some random string of text but am I logged in on my desktop? Idk. Just use email.

Also there are so many things like air drop, nfc, etc, but so many of them are so specific to certain devices. Maybe one day we’ll figure this out lol

garbagebagel ,

Glad I’m not the only one! I am extra old and use my Hotmail too…

PythagreousTitties ,

Most of my emails are to myself going back and forth between PC and phone lol

nepenthes ,
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You don’t even have to send it, you can save as draft.

PythagreousTitties ,

That’s brilliant. Thank you

dantheclamman ,
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Haven’t had to email a file to myself since I set up syncthing

Geometrinen_Gepardi , to lemmyshitpost in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now

Dutch East India Company arrives on the island of Java

Dutch East India Company arrives on the island of Java

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
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Honestly, this graph was able to make me understand why such a small country like the Netherlands was able to colonise the Netherlands

samus12345 ,
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Ibaudia , to lemmyshitpost in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now
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I had to check where this was posted for a minute, thought this was Cool Guides lol.

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