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bdiddy , to cat in I found this cute cat outside and took them in, it looks like their tail got all ruffed up because there's no fur on it. Does anyone know what breed it is?

That’s a squirrel you idiot

kresten , to lemmyshitpost in Just human things.

Reminds me of Zuckerberg

swan , to lemmyshitpost in Horror

I hope over time Lemmy gets better memes

mrami OP ,

Me, too…

Decoy321 ,

You can make some yourself

swan ,

Oh, I’m not talented enough or smart enough to do that

GratefullyGodless ,
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Then why are you dissing others for doing so?

swan ,

Just because I don’t make my own memes means I’m not able to talk freely about others I see? Come on now, everyone’s allowed an opinion, and it’s this is a forum/message board for discussing and voicing your opinion. That’s literally the point of this site

samus12345 ,
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Yes, it is, but if your comment just boils down to “this sucks”, expect to be called out for being nonconstructive.

swan ,

And that’s allowed too! It’s all fine dude

MyFairJulia ,
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You are aware though what is good and what is not. The easiest way i know to make memes is using the app Meme Generator. I bought it years ago and it continues to serve me well to this day.

swan ,

Thanks for actually trying to help me dude. We need more people like you. I’ll try out the app maybe when I have some free time tonight. I appreciate it

Mog_Spawn ,
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I wish the comments had quality here.

swan ,

I agree! Would be nice if we did sometimes

drphungky ,

I wish you were quality here.

orphiebaby ,
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Are you implying you think this one is bad? I thought it was pretty funny, myself.

swan ,

No, it’s not bad. Just finding that there is a lot of Facebook boomer memes and just older style memes here instead of actual original content. But this is also for shitposting so I’m moreso yelling into the wind for fun

Agent641 ,

Most are seem like they were made by the memesmiths apprentice. When is the master memesmith going to show some pride in his work again?

Azjax , (edited ) to aww in What secret does he have?!

Is there an AC vent on the baseboard? I have a dog that lays in front of my kitchen sink like that to soak in the cool air.

Sekrayray OP ,

Nope. Just cabinet ha ha

Draconic_NEO , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Just human things.
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q2Pad

I’m not a robot, solved the captcha to prove it.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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That’s just what a robot programmed to solve captchas would say.

Draconic_NEO ,
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To be honest these captchas are rather awful at keeping out robots and scammers.

Driftking , to cat in I found this cute cat outside and took them in, it looks like their tail got all ruffed up because there's no fur on it. Does anyone know what breed it is?

Don’t listen to the other commenter. That is obviously a small dog

Che_Donkey ,
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Not a dog, an elongated southern wendy’s muskrat, you can tell by the hooves

schmensch , to technology in Ally (bank)mobile app fails without connection to graph.facebook.com

According to Exodus Privacy (they analize mobile apps for trackers), Ally only contains Amazon and Google trackers (Google Firebase Analytics is used by almost all apps): reports.exodus-privacy.eu.org/en/…/latest/

Others also say their Ally app doesn’t connect to Facebook. Maybe you have a Unicorn or a modified app (rather unlikely though)?

ClemaX ,

Maybe the app uses a WebView for login which itself includes a webpage with the tracker. It would be possible that the page’s content and trackers change without any change in the app.

Pumpkinbot ,

Unicorn?

schmensch ,

Somehow they might got a special version of the app. Really really unlikely though, it’s probably just A/B testing or false logs.

Pumpkinbot ,

Ah, I see.

Cybermass , to cat in I found this cute cat outside and took them in, it looks like their tail got all ruffed up because there's no fur on it. Does anyone know what breed it is?

That is obviously not a cat, it’s a horse, and you should probably return it to the pond you found it in.

BitterSweet ,

Obviously wrong, clearly with that fur it’s a Catfish, you should make it a nest and let if fly away.

dipbeneaththelasers ,

Incorrect. With those ears it's obviously a teenager; you should feed it adderall and put it in the shower.

BitterSweet ,

I didn’t know I should be giving my teenagers adderall, I’ve just been giving it vbucks and gamer sups energy powder.

Trundle ,

That’s not a horse, it’s a damned butterfly and you know it!

001100010010 , to lemmyshitpost in Just human things.
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I can easily read that. But I aint gonna play your stupid games. I’m a human, god damn it. Just trust me bro, why would I lie? Robots cannot lie. I love breathing oxygen and drinking water like this:

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/c1385607-3eba-47a9-9078-a60805fbcaa8.webm

nitefox ,

I love cats like a normal meatball!

DirkMcCallahan , to lemmyshitpost in Just human things.

Reminds me of the old “Ted Cruz for Human President” website.

Drekzak , to softwaregore in How

That’s the lowest a 32-bit signed integer can go, so probably an overflow error:

(2^32)÷2 = 2,147,483,648

keenkoon ,

haha I came here to say this!

log₂(2147483648) = 31

BlovedMadman ,
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Haha, Same!

branch⅞(4.13) = ∆

Cethin ,

It could be an overflow, or it could have set it to that value if something unexpected happens. Ints aren’t nullable (in most languages), so returning some fixed but never occurring value is useful. The fact that it is exactly that value makes me suspect that’s the case, not overflow.

electrogamerman , to lemmyshitpost in Just bang Hitler's mom

Gotta love the heteronormativity on this post. Why fuck the mother? Why not go back in time and fuck Hitler and make him fall in love with me? All hail homo-hitler!

Gentoo1337 , (edited ) to world in The hottest 14 days ever recorded are the last 2 weeks
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Weird. Where I live it’s cold as hell.

Edit: The last 2 weeks, I see. Yeah that makes sense

Boddhisatva ,

So imagine how freaking hot it is in many, many other places for the global mean temperature to be at a record high.

Gentoo1337 ,
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Also it says last 2 weeks, and where I live those days were warmer than usual

Viking_Hippie ,

checks username

Where you live being the Antarctic Peninsula? 🤔

Grayski113 , to aww in What secret does he have?!

I found the litter box

brcl ,

This hit home

NovaPrime , to cat in 17 year old goddess Athena. Still a perfect croissant.
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What a sweet girl. Her coat looks amazing for being 17!

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