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Shadow , to cat in Introducing Mocha Latte!
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I think it’s part mogwai

Lost_My_Mind , to cat in Introducing Mocha Latte!

I’m going to steal your cat.

I’m going to break into your house. I’m going to ignore the tv. I’m going to ignore the jewelry. I’m going to ignore the video game systems. I’m going to ignore the safe. I’m going to ignore any cash you have out. I might pour a bowl of cereal. But mostly? I’m just going to steal your cat.

narc0tic_bird ,

Username checks out.

CarbonAlpine , to funny in But why?

I’m a freight conductor and yard shifts have similar times. For example, tomorrow my shift is 06:32-14:32. They never explain why, you just show up when you’re told.

The annoying one starts at 23:57.

littlebluespark ,
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That seems exceedingly efficient for the system in place — and clearly lacking any consideration for the human element of that labor pool.

ByteOnBikes ,

Sounds like a place where you are addressed by your employee ID number.

Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in Moon caves.

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randomdeadguy , to lemmyshitpost in Accept it
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I thought it was Fight Club before I saw Batman

bruhduh , to memes in Can you hear this?
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Brown note

Etterra ,

Dammit who shit my pants?

bruhduh ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/caeaadd3-29f9-4e70-ad96-87532f048e02.jpeg

tacosanonymous , to lemmyshitpost in Accept it

The gift that keeps on giving.

djsaskdja , to memes in Can you hear this?

Why would a teacher tell you that?

Default_Defect ,
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My biggest issue with this format, it has to make up an opinion no one has in order to refute it.

Artemis , to memes in Can you hear this?

As a kid, I thought this was meant to test your sound system for the movie (aka lone CRT) and would blast it as loud as I could.

BaroqueInMind ,

Wait, it’s not for testing?

Crashumbc ,

It’s a marketing gimmick to make you want to go to theaters with proper sound.

TBF pre-THX many theaters had absolute shit sound, they threw a few speakers near the screen and called it a day.

ShaggySnacks , to lemmyshitpost in Moon caves.

Shudders I thought we would spare people from this horror.

CurlyWurlies4All , to lemmyshitpost in Or meet and cheese
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Turns out of you do this with a basic block of cheddar and cheap shaved ham, everyone still thinks you’re being fancy and compliments you on the cheese choice.

lengau ,

The real key is to get 3 different cheeses that look different. They don’t have to be fancy cheeses. They just have to be obviously different cheeses.

Likewise, get some salami and another meat.

XCraftMC ,

ground beef

AFKBRBChocolate , to cat in It didn’t eat it

No cat I’ve ever had would sit still for that

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Just because kitty didn’t get a snack doesn’t mean the butterfly lived.

Also… skepticism abounds…

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Maybe one of those orange that didn’t give a fuck would.

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in Moon caves.

So that’s what Oumuamua is. A giant space dick.

General_Shenanigans , to funny in Prick

Civilization was a mistake

hark , to lemmyshitpost in Mind blown!
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when you realize

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