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dejected_warp_core , to memes in elon is a lame poser

Time to refer to the checklist:


<span style="color:#323232;">[x] Hat
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[ ] Cattle
</span>
Rocketpoweredgorilla ,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

He keeps his cattle at the factories.

funkless_eck , 

<span style="color:#323232;">[] Working class
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[] Predominantly people of color 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[] Poor
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[] Hardworking
</span>
RizzRustbolt ,

Also predominatly homosexual.

DaMonsterKnees , to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!

Still trying to shake off the Eastern Shore…

Looking at you, Onancock…

Th4tGuyII , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.
@Th4tGuyII@fedia.io avatar

Why would a random dealership call the secretary of state, and even if they did why would they not have called the department of transport before that?
That's like calling the CEO before calling the customer hotline

rubikcuber ,
@rubikcuber@feddit.uk avatar

I’m going to guess that they didn’t. And Josh just said whatever he had to to meet his sales target for the month.

Drusas ,

I'm going to guess there was no Josh.

rubikcuber ,
@rubikcuber@feddit.uk avatar

This is probably more likely.

Drusas ,

That's like calling the CEO before calling the customer hotline

You might be sadly surprised how often that or something similar happens. There are a lot of business customers out there who somehow believe that their business is always the most important business and they shouldn't have to follow standard procedure to get support.

And of course it often works.

Tolookah , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.

I like how the car (carrier) crashed on him, not that he crashed the car. It’s like they refuse to accept any responsibility, so it’s definitely the car’s fault.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“The tree got closer and closer and hit my car.”

negativenull , (edited )
@negativenull@lemmy.world avatar

“The cellulose (some call it a tree) got closer and closer and hit my carrier (some call it a car)”

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My apologies, I sometimes forget to use the magic words.

negativenull ,
@negativenull@lemmy.world avatar

We have no contract. Apology not accepted

Tolookah ,

Those are sparring (some would say fighting) words

some_guy ,

Honestly, I’m a little bit offended that FS tried that with you without securing a bond first. I suggest you take out a lean against their property.

Peppycito ,

“self propagating structural cellulose foam”

Klear ,

“I was wondering why the tree keeps getting bigger and bigger and then it hit me.”

Red_October ,

I would bet good money that a part of their madness hinges on the idea that they are not responsible for the operation and actions of the vehicle, they just happen to be sitting in it while it goes places.

Reverendender ,

Elon Musk is a Sovcit?!

RoquetteQueen ,
@RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works avatar

I thought he meant his old shitbox finally died and he just chose his words poorly.

Tolookah ,

Choosing words poorly is the sovcit rule #1

DxK , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.

I was able to secure a carrier (most call it a vehicle)

SovCits are always such dorks.

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

(most call them dweebs) seriously though it is Simpsons comic book store guy level lexicon pedantry.

MeatPilot , to memes in hallelujah
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

Did you try looking in your search history?

itsnicodegallo , to memes in hallelujah

There’s this one, 11-second video I found, and I wish for the life of me I could find even the slightest clue to a name! 😭

neo2478 ,

I will probably regret this, but can you describe it?

variants ,

Sex

GeneralVincent ,

Omg I can practically see it, incredible

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah I remember that video. It was a good one

Facebones ,

Sorry, none of that on the internet anymore. Fresh out.

itsnicodegallo ,

Despite being uploaded several months ago, I left a comment on there shortly after leaving my comment on here that was replied to with “Looks like [__________] from Reddit”, and they were right!

But a lady never tells. 🤐

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Narrator: Josh was subsequently fired.

rubikcuber , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.
@rubikcuber@feddit.uk avatar

“all the agents at the dealership now have notes at their cubicle about Private Travelers because of this transaction”

I bet they do.

ryathal ,

Label taxes as private sale fee…

PythagreousTitties ,

“easy money”.
-the note

TheFriar , (edited )

“And as I was walking out, I heard a single clap. Followed by another. And another. Faster, now. I turned to see Josh, slowly rising to his feet, a proud, silent respect in his eye. As I continued for the door, slowly but surely, a chorus of hands crescendoed into whoops and hollers. The entire dealership, the mechanics, the salesMEN, the wives, all stood staring in reverence, the wives in lust, as I pushed through the double glass doors in slow motion and out into my carrier. The credits rolled. True story.”

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The whole ‘what did you leant a out this transaction’ triggered me. Fuck you dude, I’m here to sell stuff not be your student.

gravitas_deficiency , to aboringdystopia in no seating nearby

Looks like there’s seating, but only if you’re trash

spirinolas , to memes in hallelujah

"Now it must be done…"

  • unzips *
Gradually_Adjusting , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Every sovcit success story hinges on one person who decided to go with the flow and not follow the law.

henfredemars ,

It hinges on a dice roll finding someone half as dumb as they are.

The places I’ve worked had a surprising fraction of people who didn’t understand the job yet somehow managed to not get fired. I’m not that surprised.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

This is what gives me The Fear; we are laughing now, but human society is not at all innoculated against an ideology that turns people into sociopathic liars, and we have to hope that despite what in this metaphor I will call “the patient’s poor health”, that we can survive long enough to develop a lasting immunity.

henfredemars ,

It’s like strange matter. It’s the crazy that drives everyone around you crazy. The prion of confused thinking.

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like a lot of these sovcits have plenty of misfolded prions in their heads.

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

feels like you just described the entire conservative movement

tpihkal , to memes in hallelujah

What is this about? Why do I feel shame?

NickwithaC , to lemmyshitpost in Thank You!
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

“I noticed you noticing me, so I wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too”

casmael , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us

Hey bud don’t threaten me with a good time eh

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