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A_Union_of_Kobolds , to insanepeoplefacebook in The Truth of Jesus' Birthday

“Arst” lmfao look at this goober

ryukendo , to linuxmemes in Who was your first?

Ubuntu

JackbyDev , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovereign citizen tried to keep a rental car.

I submitted my W2 to the IRS and they said I still owe taxes.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

How dare they.

Aganim , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit chatted to the credit card company, who seemed amused by sovcit. Bonus, sovcit believes a credit card owes her money.

Well, that last post sure gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘creative bookkeeping’. 😑

random_character_a , to lemmyshitpost in The microphone on David Letterman's desk on Late Night was a vintage RCA DX-77 ribbon microphone and was there in case his lapel mic failed.
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t you put words in my mouth caring

problematicPanther , to science_memes in "Guess the animal I'm thinking of! Clue: it's a type of bat"
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

fun fact, bats are members of the Sctrotifera clade, along with some other mammals that have scrotums. Interestingly, primates are not members of this clade.

sigmaklimgrindset ,

Wait bats have scrotums??

leftzero ,

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/22/78/32/2278324862bc9b77c10b560b360d2a78.jpg

Localhorst86 , to greentext in Anon likes public humiliation

“I want the three piece menu”

“we do not have a three piece menu”

“It says so on the poster right above your head”

“Oh, you want the threesome. Gotcha”

general_kitten ,

There is a cocktail bar i once went to that had drinks such as “doggy style” and “mommy milker” the cocktails were very good.

Evil_Shrubbery , to lemmyshitpost in Prostate

“Deeper” always seemed to work for me.

Or, you are gonna need a bigger finger.

Cassa , to linuxmemes in Maybe it's time to actually review the apps.
@Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m lost, does Ubuntu give you a pop up with this or something?

RogueBanana ,

I believe these are there fake scam apps that got published on snap recently. This was the second time it happened.

nailoC5 ,

Third time it happened. And this time the scammer have republished the apps like… 6 times

owen ,

Bruh. Isn’t stopping this type of activity the whole point of cannonicle controlling the store?

finkrat ,

The Canonical cycle:

Canonical solves a problem nobody was experiencing or needed a resolution for

Canonical pushes problem resolution as a major component of Ubuntu

“Resolution” impacts Ubuntu use negatively

Users get the pitchforks

Canonical kind of mitigates the issue somewhat but not completely

Canonical goes back to thinking about problems nobody is having

Repeat ad nauseam

acockworkorange ,

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a worse misspelling of Canonical yet. Congratulations, that’s an achievement.

Duamerthrax , to linuxmemes in or cult, I don't see difference

Might be thinking of TempleOS there.

Plastic_Ramses , to pics in Grand Canyon [OC]

Nice, you can see the curvature of the earth, assuming this isnt a lens thing.

Sunrosa ,

Lens distortion is pretty commonly there but subtle

Norgur , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovereign citizen tried to keep a rental car.
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

I love how they expect

a) their “findings” to be secret and suppressed so they are the only ones to have “discovered” it
b) some random clerk at Enterprise to be able to process their secret paperwork

If the clerk at Enterprise knew that we all can just splurge without any repercussions because of secret knowledge… why do you think that clerk brought his own, sad, reheated microwave meal to work today instead of devouring Surf&Turf Wagyu, eh?

SaltyIceteaMaker , to lemmyshitpost in That's 175 in C
@SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Well i say 14 minutes at max temp

FriendBesto , to linuxmemes in or cult, I don't see difference

The Church of Emacs would like to have a word, and for you to open your heart to Emacs.

www.emacswiki.org/emacs/ChurchOfEmacs

And for those who already get the joke:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnnb6sjgk3A

Daft_ish , to lemmyshitpost in Even the $44 billion didn't help.

The only solution is to permanently remove the air from your lungs

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